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They most closely match Lisa Simpson: passionate, smart, very online about their interests, and prone to heartfelt overthinking. Like Lisa infodumps about causes and bands she loves, this user gushes intensely over niche Minecraft creators and teams, e.g. “rek orbital strike cannon video permanently altered my brain and the trajectory of my life” and “is anyone here a fan of lifesteal rekrap… please watch rekrap everybody Please”. They show emotional intelligence and social awareness, as in their critique of media tropes: “why is there such a fascination in western media with muslims just Having to rip off their hijabs”. Their tone mixes earnest affection and a bit of self-aware melodrama, like Lisa’s: “i love my beautiful amazing talented girlfriend siri… i adore him forever!!” and “i always forget a lot of this fandom is very young. i feel like peepaw in the recliner”. They also analyze character dynamics and narrative structure in depth, such as their thoughts on Life Series teams and Lifesteal spoilers, which fits Lisa’s analytical, fandom-nerd energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I): most tweets are about online fandom, media, and a close circle rather than large social scenes, and even when they talk about community it’s from a reflective distance, e.g. feeling older than the fandom in “i always forget a lot of this fandom is very young. i feel like peepaw in the recliner”. Their focus is clearly intuitive (N): they extrapolate character dynamics, themes, and what-if scenarios from Minecraft content, like spinning out emotional/character implications in “feeling like i should yap about my roomies + scarian zombie apocalypse au on here bc i have Yet to do that” and the way they discuss narrative patterns in Lifesteal and Hermitcraft. They are strongly feeling (F)–values and emotions dominate: they express intense affection for their partner in “i love my beautiful amazing talented girlfriend siri @nukeapoc he is so perfect and i adore him forever!!”, celebrate communities and friendships in “it has led me to the best community and friends i could've ever asked for”, and critique media from an empathy/identity angle in “why is there such a fascination in western media with muslims just Having to rip off their hijabs”. Finally, they lean perceiving (P): they speak in a spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness way ("yap," "my stupid team apocalypse life," "im in lifesteal hell"), revel in unfolding chaos like “we're living in squander and chaos and rek is like our god who will intermittently acknowledge us through divine prophecies”, and focus on ongoing, evolving obsessions rather than structured plans. Altogether, the introspective fandom yapping, idealistic emotional focus, and flexible, chaotic style fit INFP best.

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Ian • 20 • Lifesteal & Hermitcraft analyst-in-chief. Once cried over an orbital strike cannon and called it character development.– @astrowarr

Your signature cocktail
The Smoky mezcal base with a shot of overproof rum hits like an orbital cannon, a nod to their brain being permanently altered by rek’s machine: “rek orbital strike cannon video permanently altered my brain and the trajectory of my life”. Blood orange juice with a splash of lime brings bright, dramatic intensity that matches their high-energy liveblogging and dramatic fandom reactions, like “SO ABOUT THAT?” and “GUYS WE WIN. APOCALYPSE IS SO BACKKKKK”. Spiced pomegranate syrup is sweet with a bite, reflecting how they gush over loved ones—“i love my beautiful amazing talented girlfriend siri @nukeapoc he is so perfect and i adore him forever!!”—yet still crave more evil in their faves: “i need team apocalypse to get more evil Expeditiously.”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it lively and experimental, like their delight in silly, joyful chaos—“team apocalypse is so adorable because why do they have dance breaks in any situation they possibly can. supposedly the evil destructive team btw.”. Finally, edible silver glitter and a red sugar rim represent their unapologetically dramatic, fandom-brainrot aesthetic, from “sorry to my mutuals but im in lifesteal hell so. i will be tweeting about them” to their heartfelt mutual love: “i love all my mutuals u guys are the best people ever just btw”.

Your Hogwarts House
Ian’s defining traits online are devotion to friends, creators, and fandom communities, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and warmth. They consistently express deep affection and appreciation for people close to them, like their partner in “i love my beautiful amazing talented girlfriend siri @nukeapoc he is so perfect and i adore him forever!!” and “yes siri nukeapoc sirinoya i love you so so much”. They also talk about their wider community with genuine gratitude, as in “goodbye to @4_cvit's amazing subathon ❤️ it has led me to the best community and friends i could've ever asked for when i joined the lifesteal fandom” and “i love all my mutuals u guys are the best people ever just btw”. Their tone when discussing creators is supportive and gentle rather than critical, like “it's genuinely always such a treat to see oli's friends through his eyes, you can tell just how much he loves them even through the screen :')”, which shows an inclination to celebrate others’ joy. Even when commenting on fandom or media issues, they frame things empathetically and non‑aggressively, as in “i always forget a lot of this fandom is very young. i feel like peepaw in the recliner”, suggesting patience and understanding rather than frustration. Taken together, this consistent emphasis on affection, community, and emotional support is far more Hufflepuff than any other house.

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A fitting song for them is you should see me in a crown because it blends theatrical villainy with genuine affection, just like their tone when they talk about Team Apocalypse as both terrifying and adorable, e.g. “supposedly the evil destructive team btw. same team that blew up spawn and clawed their way back to the end and killed several btw. so multi talented ❤️”. The song’s confident, slightly menacing energy mirrors their gleeful fixation on destruction and power, as seen in “rek orbital strike cannon video permanently altered my brain and the trajectory of my life” and their bio, “orbital striking team apocalypse.” At the same time, they constantly undercut the ‘evil’ with softness and devotion — from “frick my stupid team apocalypse life 😭 they're so cute and for why” to “i love my beautiful amazing talented girlfriend siri @nukeapoc he is so perfect and i adore him forever!!” — which matches the song’s mix of dark aesthetics and vulnerable undercurrent. Their habit of reveling in chaos in a playful way, like “explodes them with my mind”, fits the song’s theatrical, almost mischievous dominance rather than straightforward edginess. Overall, the track captures their vibe of being lovingly obsessed with apocalyptic Minecraft schemes, dramatic fandom emotions, and a self-aware, crown-wearing sense of power.

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