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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, asyl_um is deeply sensitive and often feels like “nobody understands me” while navigating a complex inner world. This user shares Lisa’s high levels of self-criticism and existential dread, frequently documenting their struggles with mental health and the feeling of being “fucked up” when professional support systems fail. They mirror Lisa's tendency to obsess over metrics and control, such as when they question if it is “possible to gain +4kg in a single week” or seek motivation through quotes about how “physical exercise” prevents illness. Ultimately, both the user and the Simpsons character experience a profound sense of isolation and a desperate “need to cut” through the noise of their environment to find some form of relief or identity.

Your MBTI personality Type
Asyl exhibits Introversion (I) through a deep sense of isolation and internal struggle, noting that “nobody understands me” and frequently retreating into private, solitary pain. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their preoccupation with symbolic meaning and identity, such as questioning the significance of a book being a “sh bible” rather than focusing on purely practical outcomes. They align with Feeling (F) as their posts are intensely personal and driven by fluctuating emotional states, often seeking connection through vulnerability with tweets like “Dont forget me!”. Finally, they demonstrate Perceiving (P) through their self-described impulsivity and lack of structure, admitting they “cant decide” on layouts and make significant life decisions on a “random moment a saturday in a train”.

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Mental health advocate and fitness enthusiast exploring wellness through mindfulness. I once mastered a 3-set workout in a day! Sharing my journey to a balanced life.– @asyl_um

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This experimental drink captures a chaotic cycle of psychiatric stays and personal struggles, rimmed without sugar because they “decided on a random moment a saturday in a train” to quit it. The dark, bitter profile reflects a life where “nobody understands me”, while the potent absinthe base nods to their dizzying dissociation and the feeling that “Yesterday at night i head banging dissociated”. Topped with a medicinal tea float, it mirrors the frustration of someone who “drank a laxative tea” hoping for a physical release. Finally, the deep red cranberry represents the constant worry that “the blood is traspasing the gauzes”, creating a cocktail as complex and turbulent as its inspiration.

Your Hogwarts House
Asyl exhibits the Gryffindor trait of extreme impulsiveness and a lack of self-preservation, often acting on intense emotions without regard for personal safety. This is seen when they decide on a whim to “try to dont eat sugar at all... idk whats gonna happen but i decided on a random moment a saturday in a train”. Their boldness manifests in a raw, unfiltered honesty about their struggles, such as when they openly admit, “Ive relapsed and havent even been out of the hospital for 12h”. Furthermore, they demonstrate a reckless sort of bravery regarding physical pain, noting that while a cat scratch hurts, “A deep cut: nice, dont pain”. This combination of volatile energy and the courage to remain visible in their most vulnerable moments aligns them with the more tragic, shadow side of the House of Godric Gryffindor.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors asyl's intense struggle with body image and the destructive habits of 'edtwt' (eating disorder Twitter). The lyrics about counting calories and feeling 'not enough' resonate with their distress over weight fluctuations, such as when they ask, “Its possible to gain +4kg in a single week by binging? Im going insane”. Their cycle of restriction and purging is highlighted by their desperate plea, “how do u puke without hands? I need answers. /gen”, echoing the song's theme of self-punishment for a perceived lack of beauty. Additionally, the song's melancholic tone matches their deep isolation and history of self-harm, which they describe as having lasted “since 9yo or so :( poor little asyl”. Ultimately, both the song and asyl's profile portray a heartbreaking, lifelong battle with self-acceptance and mental health.

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