Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Their writing leans into nuanced feelings and vulnerability, like the detailed emotional beats in scenes with Sebastian in tweets such as “tears rolled down the athletes cheeks…”.
- Creative-writer: They craft vivid, in-character prose and scenarios, e.g. the narrative tweets about Alex opening the door and hosting Sebastian at home, like “after a minute of grumbling, the door begins to slowly open——”.
- Reflective-communicator: They show self-reflection about their own behavior and characters, as in “yeah——you're right. kinda uncool. that's my bad.” and meta comments like “alex ruining things right as they were getting good...... he's so full of himself in all the wrong ways”.
- Support-focused: They highlight care and support themes (grandma, friends, emotional comfort) in their writing, such as the clinic/hospital arc in “it'd finally reached the day alex mullner had been fearing for ⚹ years on end.” and gratitude for Sebastian in “the dark haired man who'd came out of his way to support... alex. and his grandma.”.
- Playfully-humorous: They use light, self-aware humor and fandom jokes—e.g. “getting ready to type up the reply that'll change these two forever /hj” and teasing lines like “what are you, the gay police?”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: They frame themselves and their muse harshly, like “omg how do I keep messing it.up bro....” and regretful comments such as “alex ruining things right as they were getting good......”.
- Overcommitted: They juggle many RPs and ideas, then stress about unfinished ones, e.g. “I JUST REMEMEBERED THE TSUBASA STARTER I NEVER REPLIED TO FUCK” and “I have to reply to lio for kirkwoods alwx loredrop.....”.
- Avoidant-stressed: They hint at dodging discomfort or responsibilities through humor or deflection, similar to their character’s denial in “I don't need a therapist.” and meta about needing to sleep before a speech in “wait I gotta sleep I have a speech comp tomorrow”.
- Health-negligent: They mention being contagious only after being around people—“guess who just found out they're very contagious after being around people all day on saturday!!”—and still juggling performances, suggesting they push themselves when unwell.
- Insecurity-prone: Several posts convey anxiety and doubt (both IC and OOC), like “it's all fun and games until the alex headcanons start spilling jn” and the fixation on how Alex ‘ruins things’ in “to let alex get snippy or to let him just leave like it doesn't bother him. that is the questiom”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They read most like Bart Simpson: outwardly loud, crass, and joking, but with a streak of surprising vulnerability and loyalty. The user leans into chaotic humor and innuendo, e.g. “what, do you expect a STRAIGHT man to go around bragging about sucking dick??” and “could've easily made a blowie joke outta that”, which fits Bart’s irreverent, boundary‑pushing style. They posture as defensive and dismissive—“I don't need a therapist.” and “CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE....”—yet clearly care deeply about others, as seen in the emotional roleplay about their grandmother and support from Sebastian, like “tears rolled down the athletes cheeks as he listened to sebastian speak... the dark haired man who'd came out of his way to support... alex. and his grandma.”. Their mix of swagger and insecurity shows up when they joke about being a top dog while still having problems, in “you think just 'cause I was a top dog that I didn't have shit to deal with, too?”, echoing Bart’s blend of bravado and hidden sensitivity. Overall, the performative snark, troublemaking energy, and underlying soft side align them far more with Bart than with introspective Lisa, responsible Marge, or bumbling Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraverted energy in how they use the account as a social / fandom outlet, constantly reacting to others, joking, and addressing mutuals directly, like in “hi erm sagemun gave me the idea for musclemonday okay thank them” and “retweeting the randomest shit is my fav thing”, and openly live‑commenting their own creative process and day (“getting ready to type up the reply that'll change these two forever /hj”). Their writing and headcanons are highly Intuitive, focusing on emotional subtext, symbolism, and relationship arcs rather than concrete facts, as seen in longer RP passages like “tears rolled down the athletes cheeks as he listened to sebastian speak...” and the elaborate lore tags “𝓱eadcanons” and “𝓶use” (“it's all fun and games until the alex headcanons start spilling jn”). They lean Feeling over Thinking: even when snarky or jokingly crass, tweets are driven by emotional stakes, empathy, and character hurt/comfort, e.g. “words giving the long needed message that everything that has happened was nothing to his fault” or their concern about jokes crossing a line in “hey so, jokin' about this kinda thing isn't funny, man........”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they frequently mention forgetting things or changing plans (“I JUST REMEMEBERED THE TSUBASA STARTER I NEVER REPLIED TO FUCK”, “omg how do I keep messing it.up bro....”), and their timeline is spontaneous—bouncing from RP angst to memes to side comments like “to let alex get snippy or to let him just leave like it doesn't bother him. that is the questiom”. All of this—expressive social posting, relationship‑driven narrative focus, emotional engagement, and relaxed spontaneity—fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can take notes with KnY playing in the background, you can definitely multitask well enough to handle me AND your sebalex drama at the same time.
- You’re over there stressing about blocking notes and being replaced for a performance, meanwhile I’m just trying to figure out how to block out everyone else so I can have a one-on-one scene with you.
- You said you made this account mostly to RT stuff and let #1 gridballer flex… any chance you’ll let me be the next thing you soft-launch on the timeline?
- Look, if you can cry over brownies on the couch with Sebastian and still call yourself ‘Mr yappatron,’ I think you’re exactly chaotic enough for me to bring soup to when you inevitably get ‘very contagious’ again.
- You keep saying you don’t think about sucking dick and calling everyone else boykissing McGee, but with the way you talk about a lavender marriage and sebalex mentions, I’m just trying to apply for the role of ‘problematic exception.’
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Starrie • writes messy athletes & brooding programmers • once live‑tweeted blocking notes between coughing fits • RTs, lore drops & occasional muscle Monday.– @athlticsms
Your signature cocktail
The Gayboy Flex Fizz
This drink leans strong and a little chaotic, like someone who tweets “I NEED TO LET GAYBOY FLEX HIS BICEPS” and also calls their muse “#1 GRIDBALLER” in the same breath. The spiced rum is for the jock swagger and volatile emotions of an athlete writing through breakdowns and bravado, as seen when they say “psychosis AND alcoholism doesn't look pretty”. Honey-lavender syrup captures the softness under all that posturing—the guy who rushes his grandma to the clinic and worries over soup recipes, texting “gran also loved the soup u made”. Lemon juice gives the sharp bite of denial and defensiveness, like insisting “I don't think about sucking dick.” and snapping “what are you, the gay police?”. The blackberry puree is moody and dark, a nod to their emo-coded fixation on Sebastian and lines like “after having come out for a winters stroll, alex was stopped in his tracks…”. Finally, sparkling water bubbles over the top for their cracky, hyper RP energy—typing about headcanons and life-ruining replies like “getting ready to type up the reply that'll change these two forever /hj”, keeping the whole drink feeling alive and a little unhinged.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user’s muse, Alex, reads most strongly as a Gryffindor because of his mix of bravado, emotional courage, and tendency to leap into conflict even when it hurts him. He’s openly confrontational and reactive, snapping things like “what are you, the gay police?” and “I don't wanna see YOU talk, boykissing Mcgee”, which shows a bold, hot-headed style rather than quiet calculation. He also has a clear hero/‘top dog’ complex wrestling with vulnerability, as seen in “you think just 'cause I was a top dog that I didn't have shit to deal with, too?” and his tendency to storm off or posture instead of disengaging peacefully in arguments like “whatever, man.”. At the same time, he shows intense emotional bravery and protectiveness with his grandmother and Sebastian, letting Sebastian into a deeply vulnerable situation despite pride, e.g. “there was a moment of silence before alex stepped aside to let sebastian come in. 'don't go to the top left room, grandpa likes his privacy.'” and crying while accepting support in “tears rolled down the athletes cheeks as he listened to sebastian speak… the dark haired man who'd came out of his way to support... alex. and his grandma.”. Even when sick and being replaced in a performance, he frames it with dramatic duty and persistence — “having to write down blocking and lines because i have ti be replaced for tomorrows performance.” — which fits more with Gryffindor’s showy, performance-oriented grit than quiet Hufflepuff steadiness. Overall, the combination of emotional intensity, swagger, impulsive defensiveness, and willingness to confront pain head-on feels far more Gryffindor than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Mess It Up - Gracie Abrams
A fitting song for @athlticsms is Mess It Up by Gracie Abrams, because their muse Alex constantly self-sabotages right as things get emotionally real. They literally comment on this pattern with lines like “alex ruining things right as they were getting good...... he's so full of himself in all the wrong ways”, which mirrors the song’s theme of wrecking something tender out of fear and insecurity. Their RP threads are full of Alex pulling back or lashing out when intimacy is offered, such as “( at least, that's what someone of...” and “to let alex get snippy or to let him just leave like it doesn't bother him. that is the questiom”, echoing the song’s push-pull dynamic. At the same time, there’s obvious care and vulnerability under the bravado in tweets like “tears rolled down the athletes cheeks as he listened to sebastian speak...”, which fits the song’s confessional, regretful tone. Overall, the mix of defensive humor, emotional repression, and deep attachment in their sebalex storyline aligns neatly with the emotional spiral of Mess It Up.
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