Athstalos
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Your Simpsons character
The user shows chaotic emotional outbursts, self‑deprecation, and impulsive behavior reminiscent of Homer Simpson. For example, they tweet 'I am the Woolly Fucking Mammoth and you all should see this artist' and 'Everything i create is just talentless passionless slop', which echo Homer's frequent self‑criticism and over‑the‑top self‑identification. Their frequent all‑caps panic messages like 'IM LOSING MY MIND' and 'IT HAS BEEN 2 HOURS' parallel Homer's dramatic, often irrational reactions when stressed. The user also displays a pattern of seeking instant gratification ('I need those carats') similar to Homer's love of donuts and immediate pleasures. Finally, their occasional suicidal references ('Suicide POSTPONED') mirror Homer's bouts of depression and existential angst seen in many episodes.

Your MBTI personality Type
The account’s tweets are dominated by personal, self‑focused statements such as “I am The Woolly Fucking Mammoth …” and “It seems no one is looking at my art anymore, guess I’ll die,” indicating an introverted orientation. The content is grounded in concrete details from fandoms, art, and specific objects (“I need those carats,” “Do i keep the nanotyrannus rice shower pfp”), reflecting a sensing preference. Emotional language and value‑laden reactions (“I think about baby Laurel and how much I want to throw her to the sun,” “Never considered pterosaurs can be bisexuals… Maybe I am a bad person”) show a feeling decision style. Finally, the rapid, spontaneous bursts of posts, frequent “Do y’all like the new layout?” and impulsive exclamations (“AAAAAGGHHHH,” “WHERE THE FUCK IS IT”) reveal a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Together these traits point to an ISFP personality.

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Digital artist & dino fan. Once chased a Nanotyrannus through a pixel forest. Commission slots open for quirky creatures. #MammothMinds– @Athstalos

Your signature cocktail
The overproof rum gives the drink the raw, unfiltered punch that matches the user’s frantic cries like “I need those carats.” and the self‑declared “I am the Woolly Fucking Mammoth.” The electric blue Curaçao mirrors the obsession with the dinosaur Nanotyrannus, echoing tweets such as “Nanotyrannus… i kneel…”. A splash of energy drink captures the hyper‑active, sleepless vibe behind the endless “AAAAAGGGG” outbursts. Edible gold flakes add the literal sparkle of the carats they constantly chase. Finally, a dash of ginger hot sauce reflects the angry, “pure hatred” tone found in lines like “This figure is made with pure hatred.” The result is a chaotic, glittering cocktail that feels both sweet and savage, just like their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets consistently show a strong drive for personal gain, status, and competition, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition. They frequently mention wanting 'carats' and winning team contests, e.g., 'I need those carats.' and '#ShineOnTeamSpirit I’m choosing the Rice Shower named team 'Blue Bloom' to take victory at the Unity Cup!'. They also boast about their identity, 'I am the Woolly Fucking Mammoth and you all should see this artist,' and open commissions for profit, 'I am now opening commissions just for creatures tho.' Their intense focus on achieving recognition and material reward, coupled with a willingness to manipulate situations, aligns with Slytherin values.

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The relentless, self‑described identity as "I am the Woolly Fucking Mammoth" and the repeated references to being a monstrous creature (e.g., "Nanotyrannus....i kneel....") echo the chorus of Eminem’s "The Monster" – "I’m friends with the monster that’s under my skin." Their frantic outbursts like "I’m losing my mind" and "Suicide POSTPONED" and the endless stream of screaming "AAAAA…" mirror the song’s theme of battling an inner demon. The line "Everything i create is just talentless passionless slop" shows low self‑esteem that the lyrics also capture: "I’m trying to be somebody else, but the monster inside keeps pulling me down." Finally, the obsession with "I need those carats" and the desire for shiny rewards parallels the chorus’s yearning for acceptance despite being a monster.

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