Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Shows intense dedication to interests, particularly for Taylor Swift and the show Killing Eve, as seen when she says “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND !!!” regarding their shared concert plans.
- Community Oriented: Actively engages with other fans to help them navigate stressful events, like when she gave “tampa people” advice on how to handle the Ticketmaster queue.
- Resilient Pursuer: Demonstrates extreme persistence in achieving goals, constantly searching for “ISO LONDON ERAS TICKETS” despite previous difficulties.
- Culturally Engaged: Consumes various forms of media including theatre, literature, and music, such as attending Prima Facie in New York.
- Openly Expressive: Vocal about her identity and relationships, celebrating that her “LONG DISTANCE GIRLFRIEND IS GONNA COME TO THE ERAS TOUR” with her.
Weaknesses:
- Hyperbolic Language: Uses extreme and violent metaphors for minor inconveniences, such as wanting to “hold you captive... with a gun to your head” over ticket delays.
- Impulsive Spender: Admits to making unplanned purchases without much thought, like when she “randomly bought” international theatre tickets on a whim.
- Emotional Instability: Describes her mental state as fragile based on external factors, noting “mental instability is 2000+ in front of you” in a digital queue.
- Overly Critical: Harshly attacks creators when media doesn't meet her expectations, labeling a writer a “stupid laura neal hoe” because of a show's ending.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lena identifies most with Lisa Simpson due to her intense, hyper-fixated passion for art, music, and feminist icons. Much like Lisa’s devotion to her saxophone and idols, Lena exhibits a borderline academic and emotional obsession with Taylor Swift and Killing Eve, famously tweeting, “convinced taylor swift came up with the line ‘it must be exhausting always rooting for the anti hero’ after a watching the final episode of killing eve and crying herself to sleep”. She shares Lisa’s habit of finding deep, often queer subtext in media, such as when she asked, “was taylor proposed to ?????” or critiqued writers for poor character development. Both possess a sharp, cynical wit toward authority and corporate incompetence, seen when she lambasted Ticketmaster: “funny how ticketmaster literally sells tickets but they’re too stupid to do so”. Ultimately, Lena’s world is defined by being a “#lesbean” and a highly emotional fan who, like Lisa, feels things more deeply than those around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Lena displays Extroversion (E) through her high-energy, externalized reactions to fandom events and her frequent, enthusiastic social interactions, such as “GET OUT OF LINE MAKE SPACE FOR ME !!!”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her focus on symbolic meanings and subtext in media, seen when she describes a song as the “lovechild of mirrorball and gold rush”. She is a Feeling (F) type who prioritizes emotional connection and values over logic, often expressing intense sentiment like “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND !!!”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous decision-making and comfort with chaos, evidenced by her tweet: “i just randomly bought prima facie opening week tickets i guess i’m going to new york !”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Tampa Eras queue? Because you’ve got me stuck at 2000+ reasons why I can't move on from you.
- I promise I’m a much better match than the Killing Eve finale—I’ll actually give you the Villaneve ending you deserve.
- If being a Taylor Swift fan is a crime, then #arrestlauraneal, because you’ve definitely stolen my heart like it’s a leaked Midnights track.
- I’m not a Ticketmaster employee, but I’d happily let you hold me captive for four hours if it means we get to spend the night together at the Eras Tour.
- I may not be an Australian girlfriend flying in for the summer, but I’d still travel across the world just to be the 'Sweet Nothing' you're looking for.
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22. Barista & globetrotter with a penchant for front-row seats. Once manifestd a Jodie Comer Broadway debut and survived the 2022 Ticketmaster Great War.– @atthealcott
Your signature cocktail
The Long Distance Lavender Haze
This drink captures Lena’s chaotic energy, blending the floral notes of her favorite artist with the sharp bitterness of being an #awfc sufferer. The Australian Chardonnay represents the long-awaited arrival of her partner, as she tweeted: “my long distance girlfriend is gonna come to the eras tour with me !!! i love my girlfriend !!!”. The lavender base is a nod to her midnights-era obsession—“lavender haze slayed”—while the bitter lemon reflects her deep frustration with showrunners and Ticketmaster. Finally, the edible glitter mimics the campy aesthetic of Killing Eve and her excitement for the Eras Tour, despite her frequent claims that “line still frozen ❤️” or “i’ll kms”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lena displays a fierce resourcefulness and high-stakes ambition when it comes to her personal goals, particularly regarding the Eras Tour. Her intensity and willingness to use extreme rhetoric to get what she wants, such as telling people in the Tampa queue to “GET OUT OF LINE MAKE SPACE FOR ME !!!” or jokingly threatening “ticketmaster employees”, highlights a "by any means necessary" mindset. She is also deeply invested in complex, morally gray characters and power dynamics, frequently posting about her devotion to the Killing Eve “villaneve” relationship and the cunning nature of its leads. This blend of selective loyalty to her specific community and a ruthless drive to succeed in her endeavors marks her as a clear Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
The Alcott - The National (ft. Taylor Swift)
Lena’s online identity is fundamentally tied to this track, as seen in her username @atthealcott. Her timeline is a dedicated archive of a "#lesbean" and "#awfc sufferer" who navigates the world through the lens of Taylor Swift's discography. The song’s themes of devotion and returning to someone resonate with her intense joy regarding her long-distance relationship, specifically when she tweets, “MY LONG DISTANCE GIRLFRIEND IS GONNA COME TO THE ERAS TOUR WITH ME !!! I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND !!!”. Furthermore, her chaotic but loyal energy as a fan is captured in her frantic pursuit of tickets, admitting that “mental instability is 2000+ in front of you” during the Ticketmaster queue. Ultimately, the song The Alcott perfectly mirrors her self-defined persona as a sentimental, music-obsessed romantic.
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