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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, idealistic, and very online-smart. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about ethics and injustice, whether it’s defending IVE from exploitation in “o pessoal ri pq vcs qrem jogar o ive pra merda kk o wjsn pode trabalhar mais 20 anos sem parar e n vai chegar no nivel q o ive chegou” or calling out racism and sexism in “virando hater da china aos poucos mds kk agr ve se essas porras teriam coragem de fzer isso com um homem”. They show strong empathy and principled concern for animals and minorities, as in “n posso ver uma minoria falando merda de animais q fico qrendo ofender” and “uma familia composta por duas mulheres lesbicas com filhos eh de foder”, which fits Lisa’s activist side. At the same time, they’re self-reflective and neurodivergent-coded, explicitly mentioning being autistic in “do nd lembrei q sou autista e pisso sentar em banco preferencial”, much like Lisa’s often-portrayed feeling of being different from her peers. Their obsessive fandom (IVE, Rei, Seonho) and intellectualized passion for niche interests echo Lisa’s intense fixations and earnest, sometimes exasperated tone with others. Overall, the mix of sharp criticism, social conscience, and vulnerable sincerity is far more Lisa than any of the other core Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about online fandom, their cat, K‑pop merch and internal reactions rather than going out to parties or big social circles, e.g. feeling watched by a Wonyoung standee on their desk (“me sentindo vigiada com essa wonyoung gigante da madu na minha mesa”) and stressing over a drama crush alone (“ele me deixa c sensacao ruim no peitooo q odio n to conseguindo ver o dorama pq toda vez q foco nele sinto algo estranho e preciso pausa p respirar”). They show strong iNtuition: they constantly jump from concrete events to meaning or possibilities, like imagining Wonyoung dating Gaeul as a life wish (“EU QUEROOOO QUE A WONYOUNG NAMOREEE A GAEUL MDSSSS E TUDO Q EU QUERO NESSA VIDA”) and philosophizing about how routines ending (like school) feel strange (“e tao estranho qnd algo que era sua rotina acaba”). They’re clearly Feeling‑dominated: their language is emotional and value‑driven, defending idols and minorities and reacting with intense affect, e.g. anger at misogyny/racism (“virando hater da china aos poucos mds kk agr ve se essas porras teriam coragem de fzer isso com um homem”) and deep attachment to groups/idols (“jesus eu nunca vou gostar de um bg assim de novo”). Their lifestyle looks more Perceiving than Judging: they react in the moment, forget to track spending and only think they should (“preciso voltar a anotar o quanto pago na minha colecao por curiosidade”), and talk about waking up feeling sick or getting caught in the rain without much planning (“jesus acordei passando mal mais q q td”, “jesus q chuva e esasa vou chorar”). Overall they fit INFP: intense inner emotional world, idealistic shipping and fandom attachments, strong personal values, and a flexible, somewhat chaotic day‑to‑day approach while largely living in imagination and feelings rather than structured plans or external validation.

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Autistic K‑pop + football enjoyer, IVE event host & designer. Once mistook a bathroom rug for a cockroach and reconsidered my whole life.– @atualdarei

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright and sweet on the surface, like a strawberry-candy soju base for someone who can gush “EU QUEROOOO QUE A WONYOUNG NAMOREEE A GAEUL MDSSSS” while keysmashing over idols and dramas “EU QUEROOOO QUE A WONYOUNG NAMOREEE A GAEUL MDSSSS E TUDO Q EU QUERO NESSA VIDA”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a slightly bitter kick for all the dragging of companies, groups, and fandoms, like when they rant about people wanting to “jogar o ive pra merda kk” “o pessoal ri pq vcs qrem jogar o ive pra merda kk o wjsn pode trabalhar mais 20 anos sem parar e n vai chegar no nivel q o ive chegou porra”. Sparkling guava soda matches their chaotic, fizzy energy and constant reactions, from “HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO” to “VSF E TEVE GENTE Q RECLAMOU DAS ROUPAAASS” “HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO” “VSF E TEVE GENTE Q RECLAMOU DAS ROUPAAASS ISSO TA MT FOFO”. A dash of chili tincture represents the sudden spikes of rage and sharp tongue—like telling people “ai vcs tem que morrer” or calling a group “grupo fodido” when they’re over it “ai vcs tem que morrer” “ald1 n sobrenvivendo nem com o dinheiro do zb1 mds grupo fodido”. Finally, cotton-candy–scented glitter reflects the soft core under the chaos: the love for their cat, their brother’s card, and their meticulous idol collection, as when they gush “mds me sentindo mt amada” and proudly admit “contei e tenho mais de 200 cards da rei” “mds botei racao minha gata comecou a comer dai fui botei agua e ela comecou a beber mds me sentindo mt amada” “contei e tenho mais de 200 cards da rei sendo que eu nao recebia nem um salario minimo”. This is a strong, sparkling, slightly dangerous drink—sweet enough to stan, spicy enough to subtweet, and dramatic enough to drink while complaining “jesus q chuva e esasa vou chorar” on the timeline “jesus q chuva e esasa vou chorar”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows strong Slytherin energy through blunt defensiveness and a willingness to fight for their interests and faves. They’re fiercely protective of the groups they like and very strategic about fandom dynamics, e.g. calling out people who want to “jogar o ive pra merda” while pointing out that another group “pode trabalhar mais 20 anos sem parar e n vai chegar no nivel q o ive chegou” in “o pessoal ri pq vcs qrem jogar o ive pra merda kk o wjsn pode trabalhar mais 20 anos sem parar e n vai chegar no nivel q o ive chegou porra vai ser so mais um grupo pra usar o dinheiro do ive kk”. There’s also a pragmatic focus on money, logistics and using resources efficiently, like breaking down event costs in detail in “a pessoa reclamando do preço achando q com 25 reais da pra pagar o espaço do evento, papel fotográfico, papel adesivo, tinta, bottom, polaseal, bopp pra laminação, item oficial pra bingo kkk fora o meu gasto com plastificadora e o da madu com impressora mds” and mocking a failing group with “grupo fodido” even with extra funding in “ald1 n sobrenvivendo nem com o dinheiro do zb1 mds grupo fodido”. They’re not afraid to be harsh or extreme when defending a stance, saying things like “simples so decapitar essa praga tambem” or “ai vcs tem que morrer”, which fits Slytherin’s ruthless side more than Gryffindor-style moral heroics. At the same time, they are loyal and soft to their own circle (their cat, their brother, their faves), but that loyalty is filtered through possessiveness and territoriality rather than Hufflepuff gentleness, as seen when they feel used by another event account in “vindo falar mal pq to viciada uma pessoa lamentou n ser de sp p ir no nosso eventinho e outro evento q nem usa twt comentou p panfletar o deles e N DEIXOU UM LIKEZINHO UM RT NO POST MDS pois n vou dar like no deles tb”. Overall, the combination of sharp tongue, strategic thinking about money and fandom, and intense us-versus-them protectiveness aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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A fitting song for @atualdarei is “Anti-Hero” because they balance intense passion, self-awareness and a bit of chaos in a very online, very fandom-centric way. They’re deeply devoted to idols and ships, like when they scream about Wonyoung and Gaeul — “EU QUEROOOO QUE A WONYOUNG NAMOREEE A GAEUL MDSSSS E TUDO Q EU QUERO NESSA VIDA” — but also constantly criticize companies and fandoms, for example calling out Dives and Starship in “mds querem atrair hetero fa de futebol pro fandom do ive jesus dive nao tem cerebro mesmo” and “obvio que a starship ia fazer o fansign sem a rei kkk”. That mix of love and exasperation mirrors the song’s theme of feeling like the problem while still caring deeply. They’re openly emotional and dramatic about everything from K‑pop to logistics and rain, like “jesus acordei passando mal mais q q td” and “sem chao mds vim tomar banho... e achei q o tapete do banheiro tava fzendo cócegas... e a porra de uma barata”, which fits the self-deprecating, overthinking vibe of the song. Even their humor has that "it’s me, hi, I’m the problem" energy, like snapping at fandom drama in “vcs sao retardados postando isso ne kkk... esse fandom me adoece”, aligning well with the ironic, confessional tone of Anti-Hero.

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