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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: an artsy, politically aware, hyper-verbal girl whose inner life is way darker and more intense than her outward jokes. They’re deeply into music and art cinema, begging people to listen to whole albums and posting about Godard and King Crimson, like in “torrented all of godards films. im fine now #girlwhoisgoingtobeokay” and “Please guys please listen to this and listen to the whole album. Please. PleeeeeASEE”, mirroring Lisa’s obsessive cultural fixations (jazz, literature, political art). They mix sharp political/ethical commentary with online/media criticism, e.g. “the fumbling around followup that terminally fandom brained people do when they just use palestine for some stupid stan war being 'donate to this fundraiser' is like. well its helpful but its so performative” and “the twitter accounts the drop gdrive links to pirated art cinema are the only ones on this website who will be entering the kingdom of heaven btw”, which fits Lisa’s blend of moralism and cynicism about institutions. There’s also the sense of being emotionally overwhelmed yet self-aware and sardonic about it, like “stupid fucking exam this friday, heater broke, mother randomly exclaiming that shes 'found' a guy for me i cannae cope with it all anymore! hhahahaha!” and “can you pray for me random strangers my mother is trying to set me up for an arranged marriage”, reminiscent of Lisa’s constant tension between her own ideals and her family/culture. Even their bleak humor about suicide and coping, like “i love how you can hear how suicidal billy corgan was while writing this song. its peak 'coping! :)' voice”, echoes Lisa’s habit of wrapping very real despair in intellectual commentary and art references.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their social world is mostly online, with lots of inward, diary-like venting and niche parasocial obsessions rather than descriptions of IRL socializing, e.g. the stressed solitude in “stupid fucking exam this friday, heater broke, mother randomly exclaiming that shes 'found' a guy for me i cannae cope with it all anymore!” and “can you pray for me random strangers my mother is trying to set me up for an arranged marriage”. Their feed is dominated by symbolism, aesthetics, and big-picture cultural takes rather than concrete detail, showing strong intuition (N): they tie albums to political moods and films in “this album just reminds me so viscerally of Children of Men and the heavy heavy weight of that film and the reality it reflects rn” and turn fandom behavior into commentary on wider internet culture in “mogging, mewing everyone has the lexicon of like looksmax forum psychopaths now. total chud cultural victory ig”. Despite their sharp tongue, their judgments are grounded in values and emotional resonance more than cold logic, indicating feeling (F): they condemn performative fandom politics in “the fumbling around followup that terminally fandom brained people do when they just use palestine for some stupid stan war being 'donate to this fundraiser' is like. well its helpful but its so performative” and express fierce loyalty and hurt around relationships in “i hold onto that hate of stupid boys and men that mistreat women” and “i love my girlfriends i love them… now shes happy and successful and having a loving relationship <3”. Their lifestyle and tone feel spontaneous, slightly chaotic, and non-structured, supporting perceiving (P): they bounce between obsessions in “i was supposed to be music posting on here exclusively im sorry”, procrastinate around an upcoming exam in “stupid fucking exam this friday… i cannae cope”, and impulsively torrent entire filmographies in “torrented all of godards films. im fine now #girlwhoisgoingtobeokay”. Taken together—the inward emo tone, aesthetic and political abstraction, values-driven rants, and loose, reactive lifestyle—INFP is the closest overall fit.

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Film-student heart, post-punk brain. Torrents Godard, cries to Smashing Pumpkins, argues about The Strokes on exam week. DM for music recs, not marriages.– @audiodromeFM

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Smoky mezcal is the core spirit: loud, slightly unhinged, and ready to pick a fight with a music scene, just like their takes on bands and men in bands in “strokes fans make me feel like a child who wishes their siblings were aborted” and “if i met damon albarn in the 90s i guaranteed would rock his shit”. Black cherry liqueur adds something lush, romantic, and a bit goth – a nod to the sensual melancholy of venus in furs and their swooning over figures like Viktor Tsoi in “oh viktor tsoi we're really in it now”. Cold brew coffee represents their terminally online, over-caffeinated timeline brain, scrolling through fandom drama and media theory vibes in posts like “the entire internet is a somethingawful/chan board/liveleak menage a trois”. A dash of chili bitters captures the sharp, sometimes vicious humor and political bite of lines like “nuke silicon valley” and “udrub udrub tel aviv”. Finally, a squeeze of fresh lime keeps the whole thing from collapsing into pure edge, echoing the earnest softness when they talk about their friends and healing, like “i love my girlfriends i love them… now shes happy and successful and having a loving relationship <3”.

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Their timeline is saturated with intellectual and aesthetic obsession, especially with music and film, which is classic Ravenclaw fixation on art and ideas. They gush over specific albums and urge others to engage deeply with them, e.g. “Please guys please listen to this and listen to the whole album. Please. PleeeeeASEE” and detailed associations like King Crimson and Children of Men in “this album just reminds me so viscerally of Children of Men and the heavy heavy weight of that film and the reality it reflects rn”. Their media-analytic voice is sharp and reflective: they complain about derivative aesthetics and trends in a very conceptual way, as in “this is me hoping they would evolve past new wave shit. 80s new wave inspirations are everythe fuck where im BORED pleasse” and cultural-commentary posts like “mogging, mewing everyone has the lexicon of like looksmax forum psychopaths now. total chud cultural victory ig”. They also show meta-awareness of internet and fandom dynamics—analysing parasociality and performative activism in “people need a 'do not tap the glass' kinda rule for like. people theyre a fan of…” and “the fumbling around followup that terminally fandom brained people do when they just use palestine for some stupid stan war…”—which reads more as cerebral critique than pure moral crusading. While there is some Gryffindor-esque edge in posts like “nuke silicon valley” and staunch takes on piracy and Palestine, the dominant pattern is a witty, reference-dense, hyper-verbal engagement with culture rather than straightforward bravery or ambition. That combination of irony, obsessive media literacy, and love of dense references (Viktor Tsoi, Godard, MIA, Bad Bunny, Smashing Pumpkins, Interpol, etc.) makes Ravenclaw the best fit.

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Their mix of theatrical angst, sardonic humor, and fixation on coping-through-art lines up with Bullet with Butterfly Wings’s "the world is a vampire" energy. They explicitly revel in hearing how suicidal Billy Corgan sounds and call it peak "coping! :)" voice: “i love how you can hear how suicidal billy corgan was while writing this song. its peak 'coping! :)' voice”. They oscillate between dramatic self‑destruction and wry survival, joking “im going to commit ritual suicide” while also clinging to films, albums, and girlfriends as lifelines: “torrented all of godards films. im fine now #girlwhoisgoingtobeokay” and “i love my girlfriends i love them… now shes happy and successful and having a loving relationship <3”. The song’s themes of resentment at dehumanizing systems echo their hostility toward tech and empire, as in “nuke silicon valley” and their fixation on Children of Men-style dystopia: “this album just reminds me so viscerally of Children of Men and the heavy heavy weight of that film and the reality it reflects rn”. Like the song, they inhabit a persona that is bitter, self-aware, culturally saturated, and still reaching for catharsis through loud, dramatic art.

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