auditornico
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Authentic: They write shockingly frank lines like 'I was raped/somno’d by my father and I don’t care' and 'I hate being autistic', showing a willingness to be raw and unfiltered in public.
- Creative: Their repeated Hetalia threads and fandom posts such as 'Hetalia band kid CANONS 🧵' and the tuba background reveal imaginative, creative energy channeled into fandom content.
- Influential: They can start trends and move people — 'I started a mini copypasta trend w dis' and 'Thanks for 2 BILLION followers' (playful brag) show they can spark engagement.
- Playful: Tweets like 'Nyaaa so cute🥹🥹🥹' and 'I like wearing cute underwear' reflect a mischievous, bubbly sense of humor and aesthetic play.
- Musical: Direct claim 'From a certified Tuba player of 3+ years' and several band‑oriented posts indicate real musical skill and dedication.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequent emotional outbursts like 'OH MY GOD I HATE THIS STATE IM GOING TO FUCKING SLIT MY WRISTS' and sudden rants indicate acting/ posting without filtering consequences.
- Confrontational: Lines such as 'Get tf off my strawpage and say this shit to my face pussy' show a readiness to pick fights publicly, which can burn bridges.
- Provocative: Sexually explicit posts like 'erection erection I’m erect' and 'I wana go home and suck some nipples' can attract unwanted moderation or backlash.
- Emotional: Their alternating extremes — from 'I love you all my beautiful moe oomfs' to suicidal phrasing — show mood swings that complicate steady interactions.
- Oversharing: Posting traumatic details and personal medical/neurological notes publicly, for example 'I was raped/somno’d by my father' and 'I hate being autistic', risks personal safety and privacy.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart matches this user’s rebellious, attention‑seeking teenage energy: both egg on chaos ('I started a mini copypasta trend') and love provoking authority ('I GOT BLOCKED LMAO just know that you’re going to hell'). Bart’s bratty humor and loud declarations mirror tweets like 'Don’t dare to make your pfp SpongeBob if you’re an evil skank' and 'erection erection I’m erect' — mischievous, rude, and unapologetic. While Lisa is musical and smart, the user’s prankish, provocative public persona aligns more with Bart’s rule‑bending antics.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
ESFP fits their loud, sensory, performative teenage persona: extraversion appears in crowd‑pleasing posts and trend creation ('Thanks for 2 BILLION followers', 'I started a mini copypasta trend w dis'), sensing shows up in concrete, bodily descriptions and immediate reactions ('I was stretching and got the worst calf cramp ever', 'Took a 3 hour nap'), feeling is clear in emotional, value‑driven posts ('I love you all my beautiful moe oomfs', 'I hate being autistic' as an emotional gripe), and perceiving shows their impulsive, go‑with‑the‑flow posting style ('I did it anyway no one can persuade me'). Together these quotes map cleanly to ESFP's showy, spontaneous, emotionally expressive temperament.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a tuba? Because my heart just learned a new low note when I saw you — certified player energy.
- If you're assembling an oomf of honor squad, I volunteer as tribute (and I’ll bring candy corn).
- You like museums? Great — I’ll be your tour guide, but only if you promise to wear the cute underwear for the gift shop photos.
- Call me your favourite copypasta — I’ll go viral in your DMs.
- Is your name Poland? Because you’re funny, prissy, and I’m totally here for it.
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Your new Twitter bio
Nico / Lottie — 17 | bandkid tuba (3+ yrs) 🎺 | chaotic fandom mom: Hetalia, moe, museum trips & late naps | genderfluid (he • she) | blunt, cute, and a little dramatic — come for the memes, stay for the copypasta.– @auditornico
Your signature cocktail
Candy Corn Crescendo
Sweet and slightly theatrical, the 'Candy Corn Crescendo' mirrors the user’s kawaii exterior with a surprising kick: the sugary base reflects the bio’s candy motifs ('🍬') and 'I’ll fuck up some candy corn', while vanilla and a lemon twist hint at a softer, more sincere side (their warm fandom messages like 'I love you all my beautiful moe oomfs'). The fizzy sparkle matches their showy, attention‑grabbing posts and trend‑starting energy ('I started a mini copypasta trend w dis').
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They fit Gryffindor for boldness and dramatic outspokenness more than cold ambition: they openly declare emotional extremes ('OH MY GOD I HATE THIS STATE IM GOING TO FUCKING SLIT MY WRISTS') and will publicly confront others ('Get tf off my strawpage and say this shit to my face pussy'), which takes a certain reckless bravery. Their willingness to stand up for fandom identity and call people out, plus their performative courage in posting vulnerable content ('I was raped/somno’d by my father'), aligns with Gryffindor's heart‑on‑sleeve ethos. They're less quiet‑clever (Ravenclaw) or scheming (Slytherin) and far more fire‑brand and impulsive.
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Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
Its sly, provocative, and slightly menacing pop energy matches the user's mix of sexual brashness and playful menace: tweets like 'I wana go home and suck some nipples' and 'Get tf off my strawpage...' echo the song’s taunting tone, while the youthful dark edge mirrors their more dramatic lines ('OH MY GOD I HATE THIS STATE IM GOING TO FUCKING SLIT MY WRISTS'). It’s part flirt, part dare — just like their feed.
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