
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: a chaotic, jokey teen boy who masks real stress with irreverent humor. Their timeline is full of bit-posting and absurdity, like the deadpan escalation of “The 2020 movie Spree changed my life, until my sister was murdered by Kurt Kunkle. As I watched the light leave her eyes all I could think about was the potato salad she used to make. For this recipe you’ll need”, which feels very Bart-esque in its dark, fast pivot to a joke. They show mischievous, slightly gross humor in posts like “Start diggin in ur butt twin” and gleeful obsession with niche media, echoing Bart’s hyperfixations, in tweets such as “I fucking love spree” and “He doesn’t want to watch spree for the 6th time..?”. At the same time, they hint at real-life struggle and impulsive coping, like work and disability frustrations in “Tfw they’re gonna fire me because of how badly I’m disabled”, which fits Bart’s pattern of acting out while dealing with circumstances he can’t fully control. Their affectionate chaos with friends—“Leaving moya alone in the call and turning on Videos To Keep Dogs Occupied” and “My twitter got stuck on this image and I couldn’t get out”—rounds out the picture of a prankish but ultimately warm-hearted Bart type.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly social, full of inside jokes, tagging friends, and shared watch-parties, like scheduling a movie night in “Watching spree again with croomf tomorrow we scheduled it fuck I’m so excited” and chatting about calls in “Leaving moya alone in the call and turning on Videos To Keep Dogs Occupied”. Their humor and interests indicate Intuition (N): they gravitate toward quirky, conceptual bits and media meta-jokes (e.g., turning a murder-story setup into a recipe in “The 2020 movie Spree changed my life, until my sister was murdered by Kurt Kunkle… For this recipe you’ll need”) rather than concrete, sensory detail. The mix of warmth, emotional disclosure, and value-heavy posts—like frustration about ableism in “Tfw they’re gonna fire me because of how badly I’m disabled” and affectionate posts toward friends and pets such as “Hi Mortis.”—suggests Feeling (F) over detached logic. Finally, they come across as spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, joking about chaotic drafts in “Most of my drafts look like I got sniped part way through” and rolling with unpredictable work and sleep schedules in “Got anxious because I couldn’t sleep so I didn’t sleep. Lowkey goated because I can sleep all day, go to party, and then go to work”, pointing to a Perceiving (P) preference. Overall, an energetic, playful, emotionally expressive social presence with creative, offbeat humor matches ENFP best.

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Game dev in training, Spree analyst on standby. Once tweeted from a hospital bed, still shipping code and fixing bugs between movie nights.– @AUGM3NTD34TH

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with watermelon vodka as a nod to the 🍉 in their bio and their soft, playful side as a “part time game dev full time awesome ★”. Electric blue curaçao captures their hyper, neon-online energy and obsession phase vibes, like “I fucking love spree” and the constant “We Built This City” spam. A kick of spicy ginger beer represents their chaotic humor and unfiltered mouth, from “Start diggin in ur butt twin” to “I’m sooo sleepy but I’m being really brave about it”, giving the drink bite under the sweetness. Cloudy lemonade brings in a tart-sweet mood swing between goofy and genuinely struggling, like “Tfw they’re gonna fire me because of how badly I’m disabled” and “Work so bad I started praying” contrasted with their affectionate posts about friends and roomf. Finally, edible silver glitter floats on top like a shimmer of terminally-online camp, honoring their theatrical devotion to Kurt Kunkle and Spree with posts like “LGBTQ gets a month...but Kurt Kunkle can't even get a day?” and “#thelesson”, turning the whole drink into a chaotic, sparkling timeline in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center relationships, affection, and showing up for others, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their timeline is full of love for friends and partners, like calling someone “my croomf” in their bio and posts such as “#NightsWithHim @t4tmoyarg” and the warm greeting “HIIII MORTIS AND STEVE 💞💞💞💞💞”. They’re also loyal and playful in how they engage with friends: “Leaving moya alone in the call and turning on Videos To Keep Dogs Occupied” shows a comfortable, teasing closeness rather than detached irony. Their work and disability tweets show perseverance and a down-to-earth attitude, like “Inshallah he will get through this shift” and “Tfw they’re gonna fire me because of how badly I’m disabled”, emphasizing endurance over glory or ambition. Even their humor tends to be gentle and communal (e.g., “We Built This City @zyxcheetah @t4tmoyarg @soma_squirrel @Iemondisco”), prioritizing shared fun rather than competition or intellectual one-upmanship. All of this points most strongly to Hufflepuff’s loyalty, warmth, and quiet resilience.

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The best-fitting song for them is clearly "We Built This City" because it’s become a running bit and a core part of their online identity. They repeatedly reference it in posts like “We Built This City @zyxcheetah @t4tmoyarg @soma_squirrel @Iemondisco”, “We built this city”, and “We built this city”. The chaotic, ironic, slightly camp energy of that song matches their sense of humor and posting style, like when they say “If you laugh you We Built This City” and “Help” alongside the bit. The song’s over-the-top vibe fits with them quoting hyperbolic lines and memes such as “IM NEVER GONNA DANCEAGAIN” and talking about being “so cooked” in “I’m so cooked”. Overall, We Built This City captures both their playful, meme-heavy personality and the way they turn recurring jokes into a whole shared universe with their friends.

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