Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequently uses absurd, meme-y jokes like “The 2020 movie Spree changed my life, until my sister was murdered by Kurt Kunkle. As I watched the light leave her eyes all I could think about was the potato salad she used to make. For this recipe you’ll need”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care and warmth toward friends, e.g. “happy and joyous mel day to all who observe” and multiple callouts to roomf/croomf like “Hi roomf @dookiepooookii”.
- Creative fandom: Builds running bits and fan-content around Spree and Kurt Kunkle such as “they added kurt kunkle to the chinese new year calendar #YearOfTheKurt #TheLesson” and repeated #thelesson.
- Self-aware coder: Talks about coding with self-awareness and humor like “Oh oh I missed coding so much this is such fun” and “When I code I make this guy watch me”.
- Community engaged: Frequently interacts with others through replies, quotes, and shoutouts like “We Built This City @zyxcheetah @t4tmoyarg @soma_squirrel @Iemondisco” and art commissions such as “Comm for @dsjectamembra ^^”.
Weaknesses:
- Edgy humor: Uses dark or shocking jokes that can read as insensitive, e.g. “My friend tried shrooms and I think he’s dead” and the mock-tragedy “my sister was murdered by Kurt Kunkle”.
- Self-neglect: Jokes about poor self-care like “I haven’t showered since 2023 🤣🤣🤣” and extreme sleep patterns such as “Yall mind if a boy like me sleeps for a humble 16 hours”.
- Work burnout: Expresses frustration and exhaustion with work and disability issues, e.g. “Work so bad I started praying” and “Tfw they’re gonna fire me because of how badly I’m disabled”.
- Chaotic impulse: Posts spur-of-the-moment, chaotic thoughts like “Most of my drafts look like I got sniped part way through” and “Why did 4 people just follow me what did I do”, suggesting impulsive posting.
- Provocative fixation: Heavy, repeated focus on a violent character (Kurt Kunkle) and related bits such as “LGBTQ gets a month...but Kurt Kunkle can't even get a day?” may come across as one-note or unsettling to outsiders.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They most closely match Bart Simpson: a chaotic, jokey teen boy who masks real stress with irreverent humor. Their timeline is full of bit-posting and absurdity, like the deadpan escalation of “The 2020 movie Spree changed my life, until my sister was murdered by Kurt Kunkle. As I watched the light leave her eyes all I could think about was the potato salad she used to make. For this recipe you’ll need”, which feels very Bart-esque in its dark, fast pivot to a joke. They show mischievous, slightly gross humor in posts like “Start diggin in ur butt twin” and gleeful obsession with niche media, echoing Bart’s hyperfixations, in tweets such as “I fucking love spree” and “He doesn’t want to watch spree for the 6th time..?”. At the same time, they hint at real-life struggle and impulsive coping, like work and disability frustrations in “Tfw they’re gonna fire me because of how badly I’m disabled”, which fits Bart’s pattern of acting out while dealing with circumstances he can’t fully control. Their affectionate chaos with friends—“Leaving moya alone in the call and turning on Videos To Keep Dogs Occupied” and “My twitter got stuck on this image and I couldn’t get out”—rounds out the picture of a prankish but ultimately warm-hearted Bart type.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly social, full of inside jokes, tagging friends, and shared watch-parties, like scheduling a movie night in “Watching spree again with croomf tomorrow we scheduled it fuck I’m so excited” and chatting about calls in “Leaving moya alone in the call and turning on Videos To Keep Dogs Occupied”. Their humor and interests indicate Intuition (N): they gravitate toward quirky, conceptual bits and media meta-jokes (e.g., turning a murder-story setup into a recipe in “The 2020 movie Spree changed my life, until my sister was murdered by Kurt Kunkle… For this recipe you’ll need”) rather than concrete, sensory detail. The mix of warmth, emotional disclosure, and value-heavy posts—like frustration about ableism in “Tfw they’re gonna fire me because of how badly I’m disabled” and affectionate posts toward friends and pets such as “Hi Mortis.”—suggests Feeling (F) over detached logic. Finally, they come across as spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, joking about chaotic drafts in “Most of my drafts look like I got sniped part way through” and rolling with unpredictable work and sleep schedules in “Got anxious because I couldn’t sleep so I didn’t sleep. Lowkey goated because I can sleep all day, go to party, and then go to work”, pointing to a Perceiving (P) preference. Overall, an energetic, playful, emotionally expressive social presence with creative, offbeat humor matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever watch Spree together, I promise I’ll be more obsessed with you than you are with Kurt Kunkle… which is saying a LOT for someone tweeting #thelesson every other day.
- You said you’ve been ‘porcupineing’ and posting chest nuts on main — if you ever need a new animal bit, I volunteer as your emotional support skunk-hair boyfriend.
- Every time you tweet ‘We built this city,’ I kinda hope you mean the city where we parallel park terribly together, complain about parking, and then go home so you can code while I watch like that little guy on your monitor.
- As a part‑time game dev and full‑time awesome guy on T who celebrates Mel Day and Kansas Day, you give off ‘main character with perfect side quests’ energy… mind if I speedrun a romance route with you?
- You made a tweet from a hospital bed, survived the dingler, and still had energy to get excited about watching Spree again with your croomf — I don’t want to be dramatic, but I think I just unlocked a new type: you.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Game dev in training, Spree analyst on standby. Once tweeted from a hospital bed, still shipping code and fixing bugs between movie nights.– @AUGM3NTD34TH
Your signature cocktail
We Built This City (On Kurt & Hyperpop)
This cocktail starts with watermelon vodka as a nod to the 🍉 in their bio and their soft, playful side as a “part time game dev full time awesome ★”. Electric blue curaçao captures their hyper, neon-online energy and obsession phase vibes, like “I fucking love spree” and the constant “We Built This City” spam. A kick of spicy ginger beer represents their chaotic humor and unfiltered mouth, from “Start diggin in ur butt twin” to “I’m sooo sleepy but I’m being really brave about it”, giving the drink bite under the sweetness. Cloudy lemonade brings in a tart-sweet mood swing between goofy and genuinely struggling, like “Tfw they’re gonna fire me because of how badly I’m disabled” and “Work so bad I started praying” contrasted with their affectionate posts about friends and roomf. Finally, edible silver glitter floats on top like a shimmer of terminally-online camp, honoring their theatrical devotion to Kurt Kunkle and Spree with posts like “LGBTQ gets a month...but Kurt Kunkle can't even get a day?” and “#thelesson”, turning the whole drink into a chaotic, sparkling timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships, affection, and showing up for others, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their timeline is full of love for friends and partners, like calling someone “my croomf” in their bio and posts such as “#NightsWithHim @t4tmoyarg” and the warm greeting “HIIII MORTIS AND STEVE 💞💞💞💞💞”. They’re also loyal and playful in how they engage with friends: “Leaving moya alone in the call and turning on Videos To Keep Dogs Occupied” shows a comfortable, teasing closeness rather than detached irony. Their work and disability tweets show perseverance and a down-to-earth attitude, like “Inshallah he will get through this shift” and “Tfw they’re gonna fire me because of how badly I’m disabled”, emphasizing endurance over glory or ambition. Even their humor tends to be gentle and communal (e.g., “We Built This City @zyxcheetah @t4tmoyarg @soma_squirrel @Iemondisco”), prioritizing shared fun rather than competition or intellectual one-upmanship. All of this points most strongly to Hufflepuff’s loyalty, warmth, and quiet resilience.
Your movie
Your song
We Built This City - Starship
The best-fitting song for them is clearly "We Built This City" because it’s become a running bit and a core part of their online identity. They repeatedly reference it in posts like “We Built This City @zyxcheetah @t4tmoyarg @soma_squirrel @Iemondisco”, “We built this city”, and “We built this city”. The chaotic, ironic, slightly camp energy of that song matches their sense of humor and posting style, like when they say “If you laugh you We Built This City” and “Help” alongside the bit. The song’s over-the-top vibe fits with them quoting hyperbolic lines and memes such as “IM NEVER GONNA DANCEAGAIN” and talking about being “so cooked” in “I’m so cooked”. Overall, We Built This City captures both their playful, meme-heavy personality and the way they turn recurring jokes into a whole shared universe with their friends.
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