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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: sarcastic, online-chaotic, but clearly plugged into fandom culture and drama. They constantly roast things with casual profanity and meme energy, like calling out fandom discourse in “Interacted with ONE vocaloid post now my entire tl is just mfs calling each other pedos” and “This person always has something dumb to say every time”. Their humor is self-deprecating and chaotic, admitting things like “Sometimes I really hate my humour”, which fits Bart’s tendency to joke first and think later. They’re also deeply into games and anime/gacha culture, reacting dramatically to content in tweets like “No I can't!! In fact I don't wanna see anymore 😭😭” and “Oh my fucking god bruh ....”, just as Bart gets overly invested in TV, comics, and games. Underneath the snark, there’s awareness and critique of communities, like in “Normal wuwa content barely gets any views... so most of it's CC's resort to gacha tribalism”, echoing Bart’s occasional sharp insight beneath his prankster persona.

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They lean Introvert (I): their bio "I don't exist..." and being "here for @KiyokoSchan_" suggests a low-key, detached online presence rather than a socially performative one, and their tweets are mostly commentary on media/games rather than personal social life, like “Interacted with ONE vocaloid post now my entire tl is just mfs calling each other pedos”. They show strong Intuition (N) through pattern-spotting and big-picture takes about fandoms and industries, e.g. “Normal wuwa content barely gets any views from the player base so most of it's CC's resort to gacha tribalism because that's the kind of content the wuwa fandom was built on...” and “Mezmorizer is doing exactly what solo leveling did to the manhwa Industry”. Their tone is clearly Thinking (T)-oriented: blunt, critical, and logic-focused rather than soothing or people-pleasing, as in “Sandrone, do Genshin impact players have basic comprehension skills?”, “This person always has something dumb to say every time”, and “No fucking way!! It's almost as if villains are meant to be hated, Who'd have imagined.”. Their behavior is flexible and reactive, pointing to Perceiving (P): they frequently respond to whatever is on their timeline with spontaneous takes like “Lmao wtf ??!”, “This shit again?”, and “Oh wow would you look at that. Atp I'm not even surprised anymore”, rather than talking about schedules, goals, or structured plans. The combination of detached humor, meta-analysis of fandom dynamics, and blunt logical criticism fits INTP more than adjacent types like INFP (more value/feeling-focused) or INTJ (more goal/plan-oriented and decisive in tone).

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18 • He/Him • Genshin & anime hot takes, WuWa gacha theorist. Once swore I wouldn’t play a game—then Furina dropped and I folded instantly.– @AugustMaro

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The smoky mezcal shot is for their blunt, slightly jaded attitude toward fandom drama, like when they say “Normal wuwa content barely gets any views from the player base so most of it's CC's resort to gacha tribalism...” and “This person always has something dumb to say every time”. Blue curaçao nods to their devotion to Furina and Hydro vibes (“But furina made me change my mind 💙”) and the general Genshin fixation around the Tsaritsa and Harbingers (“She already has an ownership rate of 80% Columbina impact”). The spiced chili syrup captures their chaotic, slightly unhinged humor when they cry-laugh at the timeline like “IM CRYINGGG!! 😭😭 ITS JUST THIS SHIT AGAIN” and “Sometimes I really hate my humour”. A splash of energy drink represents their high-energy reactions to anime, games, and drama (“Oh my fucking god bruh ....”, “Lmao wtf ??!”), like a perpetual late-night scroll. The charcoal salt rim hints at the darker, cynical edge of their feed, from wondering if villains are supposed to be hated (“It's almost as if villains are meant to be hated, Who'd have imagined.”) to lamenting what will “ruin this country” next (“Forget everything else, this is exactly what will ruin this country soon”).

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @AugustMaro’s posts is a combination of analysis, media-literacy, and somewhat detached, witty commentary rather than raw sentiment or ambition, which points toward Ravenclaw. They frequently dissect fandom and content-creator behavior, like in “Normal wuwa content barely gets any views from the player base so most of it's CC's resort to gacha tribalism because that's the kind of content the wuwa fandom was built on...”, which shows a big-picture, analytical mindset. They also compare industry trends in a meta way, as in “Mezmorizer is doing exactly what solo leveling did to the manhwa Industry”, reflecting pattern recognition and media analysis rather than simple stan behavior. Their humor is self-aware and slightly cerebral, as they note in “Sometimes I really hate my humour”, and they often react to discourse with critical commentary like “No fucking way!! It's almost as if villains are meant to be hated, Who'd have imagined.”, which reads as dry, logical sarcasm. While there’s some emotional intensity and frustration, it’s typically channeled into commentary and critique rather than moral grandstanding (Gryffindor) or overt ambition (Slytherin), and there’s little focus on loyalty/wholesome community-building (Hufflepuff), making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A song that best fits them is internet crush by yeule. Their bio, “I don't exist... ♡here for @KiyokoSchan_,” immediately gives that slightly detached, online-core vibe that the song captures perfectly, with its blend of irony, distance, and genuine feeling. They oscillate between unbothered sarcasm and emotional intensity, like when they say “IM CRYINGGG!! 😭😭 ITS JUST THIS SHIT AGAIN” or “Oh my fucking god bruh ....”, which matches the song’s mix of vulnerability and digital chaos. Their timeline is full of hyper-online fandom discourse and mild exasperation, such as “Normal wuwa content barely gets any views from the player base so most of it's CC's resort to gacha tribalism…” and “Interacted with ONE vocaloid post now my entire tl is just mfs calling each other pedos”, echoing the song’s themes of living, feeling, and burning out online. Overall, the track’s ethereal but jaded tone fits someone who jokes about not existing while being deeply immersed in internet culture and fandom.

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