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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson's reckless, meme‑driven personality matches the user's chaotic style. The tweet 'Who the fuck invited bora to midget wrestling bro' mirrors Bart's love for odd pranks and confrontational jokes. The childish exclamation 'FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUTT WIND!!!!!' and the frantic 'AAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH' echo Bart's over‑the‑top reactions. The user's pop‑culture obsessions such as 'i miss tally hall day 1' and 'life is strange is such a good game wtf' fit Bart's habit of obsessing over the latest trends. Overall, the noisy, profane, and random tone reflects the iconic Bart attitude of 'Eat my shorts!'.

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The user frequently posts loud, attention‑seeking statements like "Who the fuck invited bora to midget wrestling bro" and "retweet if you weigh less than my alcoholic mother!!!!", indicating an extraverted style that seeks external interaction. Their content focuses on immediate sensory experiences and concrete references, such as "my leg is twitching so much and I really have to pee" and "I want to lick Paul McCartney", showing a preference for Sensing over abstract speculation. The emotional tone is dominant, with angry outbursts ("i am PISSED…") and enthusiastic exclamations ("FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUTT WIND!!!!!"), reflecting a Feeling decision‑making preference. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured posting of random memes and jokes ("AAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH", "this is insane") demonstrates a Perceiving lifestyle that favors flexibility over planning.

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Meme curator & indie music lover; once tried teaching my bird to do TikTok dances—ended up with a bird‑nap. 🎶– @augzzs_

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The drink captures @augzzs_'s chaotic energy with a burst of sweet pineapple that mirrors the "my leg is twitching so much and I really have to pee" moment, while the bright blue Curaçao reflects the rainbow emojis in their name. A jalapeño-infused tequila adds the fiery anger behind the "I am PISSED that the annoying orange games got taken off of the app store" tweet. The sour-sweet vodka, flavored with Sour Patch Kids, nods to the mix of humor and panic in "WHO HACKED COJUM DIP BRO DEADASS WTF". Finally, a splash of cola gives a fizzy "butt wind" finish, echoing the wild shout "FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUTT WIND!!!!!". All together it's a tribute to their love of Tally Hall – "i miss tally hall day 1" – and the unpredictable, meme-filled vibe of their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets demonstrate a bold, confrontational style that aligns with Gryffindor’s emphasis on bravery and daring. For instance, they shout "WHO HACKED COJUM DIP BRO DEADASS WTF" and "FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUTT WIND!!!!!," showing a willingness to speak loudly and fearlessly about perceived wrongs. Their willingness to make outrageous statements like "I want to lick Paul McCartney." and "Who the fuck invited bora to midget wrestling bro" further reflects a daring, risk‑taking attitude. Gryffindors often act impulsively and stand up to authority, as seen when they vent about "the annoying orange games got taken off of the app store" with intense emotion. While the content is chaotic, the underlying pattern of bold self‑expression and fearless confrontation points to Gryffindor.

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The chaotic, genre-bending nature of @augzzs_'s feed mirrors the constantly shifting sections of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Their tweet 'FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUTT WIND!!!!!' echoes the lyric 'any way the wind blows', turning the song’s poetic line into a humorous outburst. The repeated 'mama… mama pls…' tweet parallels the iconic 'Mama, just killed a man' line, highlighting the dramatic flair they often use. Their constant switches between frustration ('I am PISSED that the annoying orange games got taken off…') and nostalgic joy ('i miss tally hall day 1') reflect the song’s move from melancholy ballad to operatic frenzy and finally to a hard‑rock climax. Finally, their love for quirky, eclectic music, as shown by 'i love tally hall', fits Queen's own reputation for blending pop, rock, and theatrics.

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