Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-awareness: Acknowledges that “Ik 600 cals a day isn't healthy but I just don't feel unhealthy.” and reflects on how the implant and recovery affected weight and binges.
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares difficult feelings like “Food was my only comfort so I'm just completely miserable” and “I don't like birthdays but this one is extra shit 😓”.
- Determination: Shows strong drive through threads like “Things I'm doing to lose weight fast (so I don't forget!!) : Thread” and celebrating “1 week binge free today 🙏”.
- Reflective thinking: Connects behavior and consequences, noting “I've been very sick all week I forgot restricting makes it harder to fight illnesses 💔” and how the implant caused weight gain and misery.
- Humor: Uses light humor even when struggling, like “Am I allergic to maths” and “Where would I be in this Ed without my diet coke ₍ᐢ⑅•ᴗ•⑅ᐢ₎♡”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-hatred: Frequently attacks self with statements like “I'm such a fatty how do I kms” and “I'm so fat”.
- Suicidal-ideation: Expresses wanting to die in reaction to food and stress, e.g. “How do I kill myself FAST” and “how do I kms”.
- Disordered-eating: Tracks extremely low intake like “Ive eaten 504 calories today” and sets rigid rules such as “If I ever go over 800 cals one day I will sob”.
- Body-obsession: Focuses intensely on weight and appearance with posts like “I wanna be down 3 kg per week” and “I look a bit slimmer 😍 if I keep this up till the end of this month I'll be prettier”.
- Alcohol-misuse: Identifies as an alcoholic in bio and tweets “I reek of alcohol”, suggesting harmful coping with substances.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, more self-critical version of her. Like Lisa, this user is highly introspective and analytical about their body, health, and habits, constantly tracking numbers and trying to impose rigid control on themselves, as seen in posts like “Ive eaten 504 calories today. 484 for a Greggs baguette 💔 and 4 strawberries with like 5 blueberries.” and “Burned 423 cals exercising today #lazy”. There’s also a strong sense of feeling different from and disappointed in their family, echoing Lisa’s alienation from the Simpsons, such as in “My family r so obese there is not a single fruit in this house dude.” and “I think my parents are disappointed. All that recovering just to want to go back to being extremely skinny?”. The user is emotionally intense, self-blaming, and overwhelmed—similar to Lisa when her perfectionism and anxiety spiral—evident in tweets like “I'm such a fatty how do I kms” and “I'm having the worst period of my life Im so emotional and I'm literally undoing all my progress how do I kms”. Even their attempts at small comforts—“Diet tango cherry is soooo good ˃ 𖥦 ˂” and “I love watching animatronic shows to distract myself from eating”—mirror Lisa’s tendency to seek out niche interests and tiny joys while struggling with big, painful feelings underneath.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert (I) because most activity is solitary, internal, and diary-like: they describe themselves as using the account as a “digital diary” and focus on personal experiences (e.g., “Food was my only comfort so I'm just completely miserable”) rather than seeking broad social interaction or external stimulation. Their focus on concrete bodily states and sensory experiences points to Sensing (S): they constantly track calories and physical sensations (“Ive eaten 504 calories today. 484 for a Greggs baguette 💔 and 4 strawberries with like 5 blueberries.”; “Bad period cramps owww then I see a bug on my bed and then my earring hole swells.”) rather than abstract theories. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking, as their judgments are rooted in emotions and self-worth, not logical systems—for example, tying their value to weight and appearance in “I look a bit slimmer 😍 if I keep this up till the end of this month I'll be prettier” and expressing emotional distress in “I'm having the worst period of my life Im so emotional and I'm literally undoing all my progress how do I kms”. Finally, they align more with Perceiving (P) than Judging because, while obsessive, their habits are inconsistent and reactive rather than structured—frequently changing plans like “Maybe I should up my intake to 800 because 500 600 is kinda hard after awhile” and improvising exercise (“I lwky be making up my own exercise movements like what am I even doing”) instead of following a strict, long-term system. Overall, their combination of inward emotional intensity, sensory focus on body and food, and flexible, moment-to-moment coping patterns fits ISFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘reek of alcohol’—good thing I’m more into spirits than calories, because I’m trying to get drunk on *you*, not Monster.
- You’re over there scared of a 400-cal Subway tuna and I’m over here scared to ask: if I promise to split the sandwich and the guilt, can I sit next to you at Greggs?
- You watch animatronic shows to distract yourself and got triggered by Chuck E. Cheese fat-shaming his band—how about we start our own band where the only thing getting roasted is our sense of humour, not our bodies?
- You called this birthday ‘extra shit’ and still showed up in a bright red Juicy tracksuit to maths; anyone who can hate being perceived yet dress like the main character is exactly the kind of chaotic energy I want to take out for a non-triggering, actually-fun birthday do-over.
- You’ve got threads planning ‘Things I’m doing to lose weight fast,’ surviving a year-long period, endo, and implant chaos—honestly, the only thing I want you to lose at this point is the idea that you’re anything less than wildly lovable (preferably by letting me prove it).
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Your new Twitter bio
17 | she/they | college kid surviving on diet cherry, animatronic shows & questionable sleep. Once counted a Subway tuna as ‘self‑care’.– @aureliaxcuts
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal‑driven and focused on rapid transformation, even at serious personal cost, which fits Slytherin’s ambition. They explicitly frame their weeks around maximizing weight loss with tweets like “Next week is completely dedicated to my Ed cuz I only have to go in to college for three hours that whole week” and “locking in February but my bday is in Feb 💔💔💔”, showing a willingness to structure their entire life around a single goal. They’re highly strategic and willing to endure pain to reach that goal, as seen in “Lost 673 cals from locking in all today. non stop moving. still not done. Everything hurts 😛” and “Things I'm doing to lose weight fast (so I don't forget!!) : Thread”. There’s also a competitive, almost ruthless standard they hold for themselves in tweets like “I wanna be down 3 kg per week” and “If I ever go over 800 cals one day I will sob. I already cry going over 600 please like I can't do this”, which reflects Slytherin’s extreme ambition and intolerance for perceived failure. While there are flashes of humor and vulnerability, the dominant throughline is a driven, fixated pursuit of a self‑defined ideal, regardless of outside expectations or conventional limits, which is quintessentially Slytherin rather than the more duty‑bound Hufflepuff, curiosity‑driven Ravenclaw, or outwardly courageous Gryffindor.
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Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
Bury A Friend fits their mix of dark humor, self-destructive thoughts, and exhaustion with being in their own body. The song’s themes of wanting to disappear and being trapped in your own mind echo tweets like “What if I jumped out the window who is gonna stop me” and “I'm such a fatty how do I kms”. There’s a numb, sleep-deprived vibe in both the song and tweets such as “I went from being able to stay up two days straight to now sleeping all night and all day. what's wrong with me?” and “I'm so tired”. Their fixation on control, calories, and self-harm-y language (“Things I'm doing to lose weight fast (so I don't forget!!)”, “I did dedicate this week to ed and id day it went pretty well”) aligns with the song’s obsessive, intrusive-thought tone. Even their embrace of a bleak digital diary aesthetic (“shedtwt!!! | pro recovery | no dni | bmi fat | 17 yo | alcoholic | 600 cal deficit | digital diary”) matches the eerie, confessional style of Billie’s lyrics.
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