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The user's frequent profanity and exasperated rants, such as "Jesus Christ, have mercy on us. We’re evil. We’re so fucking evil." and "Why is the Twitter algorithm so bad right now man? Give me niche political takes from 50 follower accounts please", echo Homer's characteristic angry outbursts and "D'oh!" moments. Their occasional appeals to prayer and Christian language ("Taking a Twitter break… please pray for me" and "Please pray for this person") reflect the occasional religious references Homer makes when frustrated. The mix of clueless political commentary ("Huge political shifts this year, especially after Kirk. Where are you guys politically?") and self‑deprecating humor ("I’m 18 and I feel like I got a good 10ish years of something like this") mirrors Homer's role as an every‑man who spouts random opinions without deep understanding. The user's love‑hate relationship with work ("Being employed is fun man") and tendency to vent about everyday annoyances align with Homer's constant complaints about his job at the nuclear plant. Finally, the erratic, meme‑filled style and absurd exaggeration (e.g., "the australian colonisation was good" and "I’m noticing Australian Universities increasingly abandoning the definite article (the)") match Homer's tendency to exaggerate and speak in hyperbolic, nonsensical ways.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently engages the public and seeks interaction, as in 'Why is the Twitter algorithm so bad right now man? Give me niche political takes from 50 follower accounts please', showing extraverted energy. Their focus on abstract political patterns and future scenarios, like 'Huge political shifts this year, especially after Kirk', indicates a preference for intuition over concrete details. They often evaluate ideas with logical criticism and sarcasm, calling content 'propaganda' or 'AI generated', reflecting a thinking orientation. The spontaneous, unstructured style of posting—jumping from prayer requests to random memes without a clear schedule—suggests a perceiving lifestyle. Altogether these traits align with the ENTP personality type.

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Sydney-based Gen Z writer & Christian political commentator. Coffee-fueled debater, anime fan—once chased a kangaroo thinking it was a bus.– @aussiecritic0

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The Southern Cross Crusader blends bold Australian flavors with a bitter edge to echo the user’s fierce, outspoken nature. The sharp lemon myrtle and eucalyptus bitters mirror the irritation in tweets like "Why is the Twitter algorithm so bad right now man?" and the bitter "Jesus Christ, have mercy on us. We’re evil." The blood orange adds a fiery hue that reflects the anger in "the australian colonisation was good" and "I feel so bad for trans widows…". A garnish of a cross‑shaped orange peel nods to the bio’s Christian identity and the constant pleas to "Please pray for this person…". This drink’s mix of national pride and bitter aftertaste captures the user’s mix of patriotism, religious fervor, and Gen‑Z sarcasm.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a willingness to confront controversial topics and speak loudly, a hallmark of Gryffindor bravery, as seen in "Just deport these guys already" and "Fuck this joke of a country". Their self‑identification as a Christian abolitionist and frequent calls for prayer ("please pray for me") reflect a strong sense of personal conviction and moral daring. The frequent use of bold, unapologetic language such as "Jesus Christ, have mercy on us. We're evil. We're so fucking evil." illustrates a fearless, daring attitude. While they are not especially focused on cunning schemes or academic pursuits, their outspoken nature and willingness to take a stand on polarising issues align best with Gryffindor.

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The user’s aggressive, anti‑establishment tone is captured by the repeated defiant chorus 'Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me', echoed in their tweet 'Fuck this joke of a country'. Their frustration with platforms ('Why is the Twitter algorithm so bad right now man? …') mirrors the song’s critique of authority and the system. The religious desperation expressed in 'Jesus Christ, have mercy on us. We’re evil' shows a believer feeling oppressed by a corrupt world, a feeling the song’s raw anger amplifies. Their rallying call 'Subversive, deeply subversive. Fight till the last man' directly parallels the song’s call to resist oppression. Overall, the track’s intense, rebellious energy and lyrics about fighting the powers that be best fit the user’s profile.

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