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The user’s love of beer and drag racing ("Drinkin miller and watching drag racing, best beer out there and u can't change my mind >:3") mirrors Homer's iconic Duff beer obsession. Their frequent boredom at work ("Starting a new job soon :3", "At work enjoying the outside, it is pretty nice out") reflects Homer's dead‑end nuclear plant job and the many episodes where he sighs about work. The user’s occasional depressive outbursts ("I'm fucking done…", "Depression at work plus bf isn't responding") line up with Homer’s classic "D'oh!" moments and episodes of melancholy. Both enjoy vehicles and guns—Homer sometimes uses a shotgun for hunting, while the user posts about guns and trucks ("Got a new car, ain’t much but I love it nonetheless :3", "Gun of the week is a Romanian AK47"). Finally, the casual, meme‑filled language ("Haiii :3", "Yall do know that’s an acorn…") matches Homer’s simple, meme‑like speech pattern in the show.

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The user frequently seeks interaction and invites others to DM or add them on Discord (“Anyone wanna talk, I'm bored…”, “Dm me…”, “Got a new car…”), indicating extraversion. Their tweets focus on concrete, sensory details about guns, cars, and trucks (“Custom p320 on a strike smc chassis…”, “No glock magazine of mine has the spacer…”, “The 80s g body buick regals are peak”), showing a sensing preference. They often express personal feelings and values, such as depression, nervousness, gratitude, and trust issues (“Depression at work plus bf isn’t responding…”, “I am grateful that everyone was there for me…”, “I have trust issues because of hacked accounts”), reflecting feeling. The posting style is spontaneous, with many off‑the‑cuff emoticon‑laden updates (“Haiii, what's yall doin :3”, “Morning :3”, “I’m bored af so yall should send me some ngl’s :3”), which aligns with a perceiving, flexible approach.

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Firearms & classic truck enthusiast. Built a custom P320 on a Strike chassis for fun. 23, open DMs for collabs—no spam. #GunNerd #CarLover– @austinitter2nd

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This cocktail, called the "Blue Turbo Diesel", blends blue Curaçao, bourbon, cold brew coffee, ginger beer, and a splash of Miller Lite. The electric blue hue nods to the user’s “blue protogen” identity ("Ngl, I have a soft spot for purple protogens, even if there's a slight hint of purple lol"). The bourbon’s smoky bite reflects their love for firearms and heavy trucks ("No glock magazine of mine has the spacer kept in, immediately ripped out"). A shot of cold brew coffee captures their countless work‑shift coffee runs ("Got another coffee for work tonight :3"). The ginger‑spiced fizz evokes drag‑racing excitement and the Miller Lite topper pays homage to their favorite brew ("Drinkin miller and watching drag racing, best beer out there and u can't change my mind >:3"). Finally, the cocktail’s layered flavor mirrors their mix of tough exterior and soft, cuddly side, as they once asked "anyone wanna cuddle?".

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The user constantly seeks personal advancement and influence, as shown by tweets like "Help him out, give him more followers" and "got an ngl link goin so ask away, but if any of you try being weird or starting unneeded shit you're being ignored". They are strategic about protecting their reputation and boundaries, stating "I will ignore any friend requests they send, I got trust issues because of all the hacked accounts and fucking commission pushers". Their focus on acquiring and flaunting weapons and cars reflects a desire for power and status, e.g., "Gun of the week is a romanian ak47, was my dad's now is mine" and "Got a new car, ain't much but I love it nonetheless :3". While occasional loyalty appears, the dominant trait is ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑preservation, which aligns with Slytherin values. Therefore, the user's pattern of seeking influence, guarding personal interests, and valuing personal success points to Slytherin.

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The user constantly posts about cars, trucks, and guns, showing a love for speed and firepower that matches the anthem’s celebration of freedom on the open road: "Get your motor runnin’, head out on the highway, lookin’ for adventure". Their tweet "Drinkin miller and watching drag racing, best beer out there and u can't change my mind >:3" and "Got a new car, ain’t much but I love it nonetheless :3" illustrate the same carefree, rebellious vibe. The line "The 80s g body buick regals are peak" echoes the song’s 70s‑era rock roots, while frequent references to firearms ("Gun of the week is a Romanian AK‑47…") and defiant statements ("I refuse to let my self become a damn popufur…") reinforce the "bad‑to‑the‑bone" attitude that "Born to Be Wild" epitomizes. Overall, the high‑energy, rebellious spirit of "Born to Be Wild" captures the user’s blend of gun‑obsession, car culture, and defiant attitude, making it the perfect anthem for them.

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