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Your Simpsons character
The strongest match is Lisa Simpson: outspoken, politically engaged, very online-brained, and intensely opinionated. Like Lisa, this user mixes moral/ethical stances with pop‑culture and gaming obsessions, e.g. calling out predators and lolicons in tweets like “Real quick reminder on my own stance Lolicons are trash humane grifters…” while also livetweeting gacha pulls and meta talk such as “I think I should just get Citlali. I’m gonna get her cuz I want her and the weapon”. Their bio, “All opinions of mine are always right💋”, mirrors Lisa’s mix of righteousness and slightly smug self-certainty. They show strong leftist/activist leanings in posts like “Real quick serious tweet Fuck trump Fuck and ABOLISH ICE Fuck all those maga cock suckers Fuck all of them” and “Fuck ICE. End tweet”, which fits Lisa’s political activism and moral absolutism. At the same time, they’re nerdy, hyperfixated, and emotionally intense about their interests, as seen in “I’m so tempted to actually commit to genshin to save for a full C6 columbina but that would not only cost time but sanity”, which feels very Lisa-core: passionate, overinvested, and self-aware.

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Mostly gaming, occasionally yelling about politics, always overthinking gacha pulls. Once mistook ‘troon’ for ‘troom troom’ and somehow survived.– @AutopsyRecords

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The high-proof silver tequila hits fast and strong, matching how they go from gaming takes to politics with zero filter, like calling out predators in “Bitch you a pedo, take that N and add a oose to it so you can do us all a favor and swing from your neck.” and bluntly saying “Real quick serious tweet Fuck trump Fuck and ABOLISH ICE Fuck all those maga cock suckers Fuck all of them”. Watermelon liqueur nods to the 🍉 in their bio and their loud pro‑Palestine stance, with the sweetness undercut by that righteous anger in “All opinions of mine are always right💋 (🍉FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸)” and their refusal to tolerate lolicons in “Lolicons are trash humane grifters who wanna pose “it’s fiction” arguments so they can have a excuse to sexualize children”. Blue curaçao is for the 🩵 in their name and their devotion to pretty girls and aesthetics, like thirsting over characters in “Despite genshin feeling like shit to play, it has a lot of characters I want. I want Chiori, lauma, Citlali, Sandrone, let’s kems rq” and gushing that “Gosh she’s seriously just so beautiful”. The fizzy sour soda represents their chaotic gamer life and restless energy, jumping between #wenginetwt and other games in tweets like “Honestly i’m kinda done with wengine form. Imma change back but always remember, #wenginetwt will forever be the best thing to ever happen in zzztwt” and “Jokes on them I don’t give a FUCK about the meta I WILL use Mauvika with Xilonen when Sucrose would work way better!”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters adds a sting that mirrors their sharp tongue and zero‑patience callouts, like telling someone “see unlike your music, you don’t have anything worth of value to say so go back to making something worth listening to” and reacting with gut-level revulsion in “EW GET HIM OUT OF HERE”. This drink is bright, a little unhinged, and unapologetically bold—just like them casually musing, “Can I be fr, the only reason why I like the bike is for the auto pilot? It’s just so nice cinematically and I don’t have to worry about it being weird” while the rest of their timeline is on fire.

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Their tweets show strong moral courage and a willingness to confront people directly, which is quintessentially Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out behavior they find predatory or bigoted, e.g. “Real quick reminder on my own stance Lolicons are trash humane grifters who wanna pose 'it’s fiction' arguments so they can have a excuse to sexualize children” and “Bitch you a pedo, take that N and add a oose to it so you can do us all a favor and swing from your neck”, showing a confrontational, justice-driven temperament rather than diplomatic caution. They also tweet things like “Real quick serious tweet Fuck trump Fuck and ABOLISH ICE Fuck all those maga cock suckers Fuck all of them” and “Fuck ICE. End tweet”, which reflects bold, impulsive outspokenness about politics rather than strategic restraint. While there are hints of loyalty and allyship in tweets like “Of course, I’m a ally😌”, the dominant traits are fearless call-outs, fiery language, and a readiness to jump into conflicts, all of which align more with Gryffindor than with the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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Alice’s timeline is loud, unapologetic, and politically sharp, which fits the defiant energy of Bad Reputation. They openly drag bigots and systems of power, saying “Real quick serious tweet Fuck trump Fuck and ABOLISH ICE Fuck all those maga cock suckers Fuck all of them” and “Fuck ICE. End tweet”, mirroring the song’s refusal to care what anyone thinks. They also take hard stances on fandom and morality, calling out lolicons as “trash humane grifters” and telling a pedophile to “swing from your neck” in “Bitch you a pedo, take that N and add a oose to it…”, which reflects the song’s aggressive boundary‑setting. At the same time, they’re deeply invested in their niche interests—Columbina, gacha grinding, and #wenginetwt—which shows a willingness to love what they love even if others judge, like when they say “Jokes on them I don’t give a FUCK about the meta I WILL use Mauvika with Xilonen…”. All of this together makes Bad Reputation a perfect anthem for someone who clearly doesn’t plan on toning themselves down for anyone.

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