Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled: Clearly states moral stances, e.g. condemning lolicons and pedophilia in detail in “Real quick reminder on my own stance Lolicons are trash…” and “Bitch you a pedo, take that N and add a oose to it…”.
- Politically-engaged: Shows strong awareness of politics and state violence, e.g. “Real quick serious tweet Fuck trump Fuck and ABOLISH ICE…” and “Fuck ICE. End tweet”.
- Supportive: Affirms others and celebrates friends and oomfs, e.g. “Deserved! That’s my oomf and she deserves EVERY award” and “Ayyyyyy congrats”.
- Protective: Defends marginalized groups and criticizes harmful rhetoric, e.g. calling out transphobic slurs in “Back when I was younger, I used to think troon was troom…” and discussing trans women representation in “Thinking about it fr, making a trans woman only to invalidate it…”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and self-aware humor, e.g. “My humor is so bad, it ain’t even funny but I still laugh anyway” and playful posts like “I’m thinking Kirku Kirku ooh ee ooh”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing, e.g. “Fuck all those maga cock suckers Fuck all of them” and “Chop, next”.
- Harsh-attacks: Sometimes escalates to extreme personal or violent language, e.g. “take that N and add a oose to it so you can do us all a favor and swing from your neck”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages heavily in drama and online fights, e.g. reacting to commentator bait in “This is absolute bait for every commentator channel…” and calling others “fucking dumb” in “Anyone who believes Capone is right is fucking dumb…”.
- Impulsive-posting: Tweets in the heat of strong emotions, e.g. admitting to wanting to “just yell” at a creator in “Reacting to a dumb predatory bitch complain about how ‘some things are meant to be disturbing’ cuz… I wanna just yell rq”.
- Self-deprecating: Occasionally talks down on self or choices, e.g. calling their humor “so bad” in “My humor is so bad, it ain’t even funny but I still laugh anyway” and saying they “bricked” their account in “I may have bricked my account but honestly I don’t need sparxie”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The strongest match is Lisa Simpson: outspoken, politically engaged, very online-brained, and intensely opinionated. Like Lisa, this user mixes moral/ethical stances with pop‑culture and gaming obsessions, e.g. calling out predators and lolicons in tweets like “Real quick reminder on my own stance Lolicons are trash humane grifters…” while also livetweeting gacha pulls and meta talk such as “I think I should just get Citlali. I’m gonna get her cuz I want her and the weapon”. Their bio, “All opinions of mine are always right💋”, mirrors Lisa’s mix of righteousness and slightly smug self-certainty. They show strong leftist/activist leanings in posts like “Real quick serious tweet Fuck trump Fuck and ABOLISH ICE Fuck all those maga cock suckers Fuck all of them” and “Fuck ICE. End tweet”, which fits Lisa’s political activism and moral absolutism. At the same time, they’re nerdy, hyperfixated, and emotionally intense about their interests, as seen in “I’m so tempted to actually commit to genshin to save for a full C6 columbina but that would not only cost time but sanity”, which feels very Lisa-core: passionate, overinvested, and self-aware.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d e-beg for Columbina but don’t want that on your account—so how about we compromise: I pull for Columbina, you pull for my heart, and nobody has to tweet about the begging part.
- You’re out here dragging lolicons, ICE, Trump, and pedos in one timeline—be honest, are you a limited 5★ DPS? Because every time you log on, something evil loses 30% HP and my respect for you hits C6.
- You said you’d still use Mauvika with Xilonen even if Sucrose is better meta—so if you’re willing to throw for love in team-building, maybe you’d let me be your objectively-worse-but-way-cuter comp in real life.
- You’re saving for Columbina, Nihilux, Citlali, Lauma, mother sugar and calling women ‘ethereally beautiful’—I don’t need a beta CC to tell me your type; I just wanna know if my banner’s even in rotation.
- You’re stacking AP on #wenginetwt, losing 50/50s, yelling about 4.1 livestreams, and still grinding with $20 to your name—if you can commit that hard to pixels, imagine how dangerous you’d be if I became your new limited banner.
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Mostly gaming, occasionally yelling about politics, always overthinking gacha pulls. Once mistook ‘troon’ for ‘troom troom’ and somehow survived.– @AutopsyRecords
Your signature cocktail
💋 Autopilot Wengine Fizz
The high-proof silver tequila hits fast and strong, matching how they go from gaming takes to politics with zero filter, like calling out predators in “Bitch you a pedo, take that N and add a oose to it so you can do us all a favor and swing from your neck.” and bluntly saying “Real quick serious tweet Fuck trump Fuck and ABOLISH ICE Fuck all those maga cock suckers Fuck all of them”. Watermelon liqueur nods to the 🍉 in their bio and their loud pro‑Palestine stance, with the sweetness undercut by that righteous anger in “All opinions of mine are always right💋 (🍉FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸)” and their refusal to tolerate lolicons in “Lolicons are trash humane grifters who wanna pose “it’s fiction” arguments so they can have a excuse to sexualize children”. Blue curaçao is for the 🩵 in their name and their devotion to pretty girls and aesthetics, like thirsting over characters in “Despite genshin feeling like shit to play, it has a lot of characters I want. I want Chiori, lauma, Citlali, Sandrone, let’s kems rq” and gushing that “Gosh she’s seriously just so beautiful”. The fizzy sour soda represents their chaotic gamer life and restless energy, jumping between #wenginetwt and other games in tweets like “Honestly i’m kinda done with wengine form. Imma change back but always remember, #wenginetwt will forever be the best thing to ever happen in zzztwt” and “Jokes on them I don’t give a FUCK about the meta I WILL use Mauvika with Xilonen when Sucrose would work way better!”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters adds a sting that mirrors their sharp tongue and zero‑patience callouts, like telling someone “see unlike your music, you don’t have anything worth of value to say so go back to making something worth listening to” and reacting with gut-level revulsion in “EW GET HIM OUT OF HERE”. This drink is bright, a little unhinged, and unapologetically bold—just like them casually musing, “Can I be fr, the only reason why I like the bike is for the auto pilot? It’s just so nice cinematically and I don’t have to worry about it being weird” while the rest of their timeline is on fire.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show strong moral courage and a willingness to confront people directly, which is quintessentially Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out behavior they find predatory or bigoted, e.g. “Real quick reminder on my own stance Lolicons are trash humane grifters who wanna pose 'it’s fiction' arguments so they can have a excuse to sexualize children” and “Bitch you a pedo, take that N and add a oose to it so you can do us all a favor and swing from your neck”, showing a confrontational, justice-driven temperament rather than diplomatic caution. They also tweet things like “Real quick serious tweet Fuck trump Fuck and ABOLISH ICE Fuck all those maga cock suckers Fuck all of them” and “Fuck ICE. End tweet”, which reflects bold, impulsive outspokenness about politics rather than strategic restraint. While there are hints of loyalty and allyship in tweets like “Of course, I’m a ally😌”, the dominant traits are fearless call-outs, fiery language, and a readiness to jump into conflicts, all of which align more with Gryffindor than with the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Alice’s timeline is loud, unapologetic, and politically sharp, which fits the defiant energy of Bad Reputation. They openly drag bigots and systems of power, saying “Real quick serious tweet Fuck trump Fuck and ABOLISH ICE Fuck all those maga cock suckers Fuck all of them” and “Fuck ICE. End tweet”, mirroring the song’s refusal to care what anyone thinks. They also take hard stances on fandom and morality, calling out lolicons as “trash humane grifters” and telling a pedophile to “swing from your neck” in “Bitch you a pedo, take that N and add a oose to it…”, which reflects the song’s aggressive boundary‑setting. At the same time, they’re deeply invested in their niche interests—Columbina, gacha grinding, and #wenginetwt—which shows a willingness to love what they love even if others judge, like when they say “Jokes on them I don’t give a FUCK about the meta I WILL use Mauvika with Xilonen…”. All of this together makes Bad Reputation a perfect anthem for someone who clearly doesn’t plan on toning themselves down for anyone.
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