Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The closest match is Lisa Simpson, but if she had gone radically online and blackpilled. Like Lisa, this user is precociously intellectual and very self-consciously smart, calling herself a “Genius and God. 271 IQ” in the bio and writing long, theory-heavy mini-essays such as “My take on the situation in Venezuela is that some populations are simply more violent. In most cases countries should be left to fend for themselves and organically politically developed according to their own ecosystem. An invasion won't fix shit”. She dives into abstract political philosophy and ideology constantly, e.g. “Consequentialist libertarianism is one of the gayest things I've ever heard of. It's something I would've been at 13” and “while I tend to criticize anarcho capitalists and libertarians in general, they should be given credit for their confidence in people. to be a libertarian you have to believe in people very much”, which mirrors Lisa’s habit of overanalyzing politics and ethics beyond her age. Her mix of idealism and contempt for others’ perceived stupidity resembles a much harsher Lisa, as in “you all are so fucking stupid” and “Americans are not only morally obese, but also morally 12 year olds. This is not a serious nation and should not be perceived as such”. The main divergence is tone: where canonical Lisa is empathetic and liberal-humanist, this user combines Lisa’s early-teen intellectual overdrive with a caustic, elitist online persona that weaponizes her intelligence and niche interests against nearly everyone around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean strongly introverted: they complain that “everything on twitter pisses me off” and call constant communication unfair to introverts in “i don't understand why some people are so addicted to online texting for every fucking day… society is so unfair to introverted and avoidant people”, while mentioning a small circle of close friends in “i just watched Borat 2 with my friends”, which fits an I more than an attention-seeking E. Their focus is clearly abstract and conceptual rather than concrete; they talk about “subaltern nationalism,” “postlibertarian Cyberanarcho solipsist,” and critique narratives about “the American Empire” in “What is even the American Empire??????”, indicating strong Intuition. They are very blunt, analytical, and contemptuous, favoring harsh evaluations like “you all are so fucking stupid” and “tiktok users are not people”, and dissecting ideological positions (e.g., “Consequentialist libertarianism is one of the gayest things I've ever heard of”), pointing to Thinking over Feeling. Their tone often implies structured judgments and firm conclusions about systems and people, e.g. “right wing narrative is non working for people who know people, it's built on the idea of an abstract good guy…” and the systemic take in “the problem is structural and it's certainly not in the interest of the U.S to spend generations fixing your inner problems”, reflecting a Judging preference for settled frameworks over open-ended exploration. Overall, a socially-withdrawn but combative theorist obsessed with large-scale ideological and structural analysis best fits INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You call yourself the “femführer of the steppe” and a 271 IQ Cyberanarcho-solipsist, but have you calculated the probability that someone on Westoid Twitter actually deserves your attention… and that it might statistically be me?
- You said homeschooling with a parent usually turns out bad — luckily for me, I was educated by Lukashenko memes, Nietzsche, and your timeline, so I think I qualify as minimally retarded by your standards.
- You mocked people LARPing as Oblomov and misreading Russian lit, but if I promised to actually read Nietzsche *and* not claim him for some cringe left-wing narrative, would you let me be your personal philogermane side character?
- You wrote that some populations are simply more violent and should be left to develop according to their own ecosystem; I agree, so I propose a non‑interventionist policy toward your timeline… except for one regime change: upgrading my status from ‘americuck muttcattle’ to ‘approved DM interlocutor.’
- You said right‑wing narratives rely on an abstract good guy who never changes, but I’m fully prepared to be empirically evil, historically contingent, and still hopelessly devoted to the girl who thinks short people have less value — I’m tall enough to test that hypothesis, by the way.
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15 y/o Kazakh reader of Nietzsche and politics enjoyer. Homeschool survivor, Borat 2 apologist, trying to understand why everyone on here is wrong.– @av3nel
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user is strongly marked by ambition, elitism, and a desire to distinguish themselves from the masses, which are classic Slytherin traits. They frame themselves as exceptional and superior in their bio (“Genius and God. 271 IQ”) and repeatedly contrast themselves with "stupid" or "mentally retarded" people, as seen in tweets like “you all are so fucking stupid” and “everyone is 12”. They show a pronounced will to intellectual and ideological dominance, criticizing others’ grasp of philosophy and literature in tweets like “has never ever read Nietzsche award” and “no one in this world has ever touched Nietzsche's texts”, which reflects a Slytherin-style pride in rarefied knowledge rather than a Ravenclaw’s neutral love of learning. Their politics and rhetoric are openly strategic, hierarchical, and contemptuous of perceived weakness, like “short people have less value” and “some populations are simply more violent… An invasion won't fix shit”, revealing a cold, power-oriented worldview. While there is intellectualism present, it is consistently weaponized for status, exclusion, and ideological edge rather than for curiosity or communal care, placing them much more firmly in Slytherin than in Ravenclaw or any of the other houses.
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Your song
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
A fitting song for @av3nel is I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace, because so much of their online persona runs on contempt, irritation, and fixation. They constantly express open hostility toward entire groups, e.g. calling Americans “useless and morally obese” in “correct. American citizens should be demonized not because of their government's doings but because they're useless and morally obese”, and saying “tiktok users are not people”. There is also a strong current of elitism and misanthropy in posts like “you all are so fucking stupid” and “everything on twitter pisses me off”, mirroring the song’s intense, almost obsessive frustration with others. The way they sneer at entire timelines and nationalities, such as “Americans are not only morally obese, but also morally 12 year olds. This is not a serious nation and should not be perceived as such”, aligns with the track’s core idea of being unable to stop fixating on what you claim to despise. Even their repeated attacks on Russian and Russian‑speaking Twitter, as in “russian speaking twitter is so painfully unfunny”, capture the same furious, abrasive energy that defines the song.
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