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The user’s frequent profanity, impulsive anger, and self‑deprecating humor echo Homer’s chaotic personality; for example they tweet "I am a danger to myself in the kitchen." They also launch rants like "Spent 30 minutes outside going to the store, and retards already made me want to commit genocide," similar to Homer’s classic outbursts. Their complaint about game prices – "I guess we've reached the point where games are selling for 80 bucks for a standard edition nowadays. Shit's getting unaffordable at this rate" – mirrors Homer’s grumbling about the cost of donuts or beer. The desire for colder weather in "Maaaaan fuck right off with this shit, give me back my winter temps where I can go around in shorts and a tshirt at 5" reflects Homer’s love of simple comforts. Finally, the tweet "I don’t use Twitter for a little bit and the fren is gone" shows a tendency to avoid responsibility, a hallmark of Homer’s lazy behavior.

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The user consistently focuses on internal thoughts and personal struggles rather than seeking social interaction, showing introverted tendencies – e.g., “I am a danger to myself in the kitchen.” and “I don’t use Twitter for a little bit and the fren is gone.”; their tweets are packed with concrete, sensory details about 3‑D printing, painting, and calibration numbers, indicating a sensing preference – e.g., “X, Y, Z dimensional accuracy within 0.03 mm deviation from the expected” and “Printed 3 of these suckers to try out Chitubox’s autosupports”; they approach problems analytically and value logical solutions, as seen in the step‑by‑step troubleshooting logs like “Start calibration > X and Y axis too small > Fix > X and Y axis too big > Fix”; the user shows a strong need for order, planning, and finishing tasks, typical of judging – “Finally finished leveling my FrankenEnder’s bed… God that took FOREVER” and “Note to self: don’t forget to add clearance for the length as well”; overall, their pragmatic, detail‑oriented, and goal‑driven style fits the classic ISTJ profile.

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German tech tinkerer: 3D printing wizard, Warhammer painter, metalhead, occasional FF XIV raider. Once printed a mini that survived a kitchen fire.– @Avalanche272

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail starts with Jägermeister, a German herbal liqueur that pays homage to @Avalanche272’s 🇩🇪 roots ("31 | 🇩🇪"). A smoky pour of mezcal captures the "I am a danger to myself in the kitchen." moment and the "fire demon" heat they complain about. Fresh lime juice and simple syrup balance the bitter metalhead edge, echoing their love for metal music and the line "I’m a metalhead". A dusting of edible gold mica mirrors the tweet "Messed around a bit with some gold mica powder I had, made a custom gold colour.", while the effervescent tonic water represents the constant whir of their 3D printer and the prayer "The machine spirit has been appeased, the prayer to the Omnissiah actually fucking worked…". Together the drink feels like a calibrated, chaotic blend just like their daily stream of prints, paints, and gaming rants.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly demonstrates resourcefulness and cunning by finding cheap alternatives to expensive Warhammer products, as seen in "Who needs GW when you have resin and the Internet?" and "Sprues for the sprue god. It is most definitely a pricing issue GW, 9,98 for all of this? Excellent." Their ambition and drive for mastery is evident in technical achievements, like "I have finally achieved it... X, Y and Z dimensional accuracy within 0.03mm deviation" and the meticulous calibration logs. They exhibit a self‑preserving, competitive mindset, frequently confronting obstacles with a defiant tone, e.g., "Spent 30 minutes outside ... retards already made me want to commit genocide." Their loyalty to friends is present but secondary, as shown by "Free my boy @spaceshark23, he dindu nuffin," indicating they protect their inner circle while primarily focusing on personal goals. Overall, the combination of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness aligns most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user constantly expresses raw frustration and a desire to smash things, as shown in the tweet "Spent 30 minutes outside going to the store, and retards already made me want to commit genocide." They also joke about being a danger to themselves, e.g., "I am a danger to myself in the kitchen." Their frequent venting about everyday annoyances, "I am NOT looking forward to this fucking thing ngl," and their occasional primal retreat, "I have returned to monke. Inner peace acquired," align with the angry, cathartic vibe of Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff." The song's chorus—"It's just one of those days when you feel like breaking stuff"—captures the user’s mood, and its heavy nu‑metal sound matches their self‑declared metalhead identity.

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