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The user’s volatile mood swings, teenage angst, and rebellious tone match Bart’s classic personality. Tweets like 'school starting again has been like a POISON on my mood' echo Bart’s chronic dislike of school, while 'LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO' reflects his impulsive excitement. The feeling of being ignored in 'why does nobody take my fucking issues seriously man' mirrors Bart’s frequent frustration with adults not listening to him. The bizarre, edgy line 'lowk thinking about practicing satanism' captures his tendency to experiment with taboo ideas just for shock value. Finally, his admission 'I love my girlfriend' and constant self‑doubt fit the typical teenage love‑driven, insecure side that Bart often displays.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, constantly turning inward and venting personal feelings, e.g., "sometimes i feel like im just living for other people… i need time to stew." They demonstrate intuitive (N) traits by focusing on abstract internal concerns and symbolic activities, such as "after just thinking for a lil bit i figured out that my biggest fear is probably not being able to be strong" and "doing a celtic cross tarot reading on myself and the first card i pull is the tower." Their decision‑making is driven by feelings (F), evident in emotional statements like "i love my girlfriend" and "why does nobody take my fucking issues seriously…". Finally, the user's lifestyle appears perceiving (P), with spontaneous, unstructured behavior like "just changed my banner 6 FUCKING TIMES because i couldnt get the color right" and "i got that one audio stuck in my head and im tweaking." These patterns together align best with the INFP personality type.

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Gaming & tarot junkie, survived a rogue snakebite, chronic overthinker, boyfriend, on a quest to turn self‑critiques into growth.– @AveragePrivAcc

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The "Celtic Cross Chaos" cocktail captures the user’s roller‑coaster of feelings, mixing smoky mezcal for the demons they mention ("oh god...rips off clothes and howls at the moon") with bitter Campari to echo their craving for harsh self‑feedback ("guys on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird is it that i want to be told all of my faults"). The sharp lime juice mirrors the sudden spikes of anxiety and insomnia they describe ("i went to bed at 1 am and woke up at THREE PM"). A splash of pomegranate syrup adds a deep red sweetness that reflects their moments of love and heartbreak ("i love my girlfriend😘😘😘"). Finally, a dash of absinthe nods to their "lowk thinking abt practicing satanism" tweet, giving the drink an unsettling, otherworldly edge. Together the layers echo their chaotic vibe, from "LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO" energy to the quiet dread of "why does nobody take my fucking issues seriously".

Your Hogwarts House
The user calls their profile a 'NERD account' in their bio and often engages in reflective activities like a tarot reading ('gang im doing a celtic cross tarot reading on myself and the first card i pull is the tower') and self‑analysis ('after just thinking for a lil bit i figured out that my biggest fear is probably not being able to be strong...'). Their interest in games such as Danganronpa and fanfiction shows a love of learning and curiosity. They explicitly seek personal growth and mental health help ('I want a therapist lol'), indicating a thoughtful, intellectual approach. These traits of curiosity, wisdom, and a desire for self‑improvement align most closely with Ravenclaw values. Therefore, Ravenclaw is the best fit.

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The user’s tweets repeatedly highlight feelings of alienation, low self‑esteem and being a ‘freak’, which mirrors the central theme of Radiohead’s "Creep". Lines such as "i cant stand looking at my own face for too long" and "why does nobody take my fucking issues seriously man" echo the song’s refrain "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong". Their self‑deprecating venting like "i’m prolly just being a lil cunt again" and the repeated pleas for validation ("i want a therapist lol") also align with the lyric "I wish I was special…". The overall tone of emotional turmoil and feeling out of place throughout their timeline makes "Creep" a fitting anthem for this account.

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