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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, opinionated, and very online about social justice. They’re a biochem student who proudly says “I love science” and jokes about biology with lines like “Notice how it only has 1 dna strand? That’s because the egg hasn’t been fertilized yet… I studied biology.”, which fits Lisa’s nerdy, academic vibe. Their strong moral stance and insistence on sources and accuracy echo Lisa’s activism and pedantry: “Every time I ask someone for a source, they go quiet and don’t ever reply. I just want my sources, bro.” and “Legality does not equal morality, segregation was legal, the fucking holocaust was legal.”. They also call out racism and stereotypes, like “Hi can we not perpetuate the stereotype of Chinese people playing violin and tennis or that other sport please” and “infantilization and fetishism of an ethnicity is still racism”, mirroring Lisa’s consistent advocacy for marginalized groups. The blend of highbrow (opera, figure skating analysis, politics) with extremely shitposty humor and fandom (yaoi, Yuri!!! on Ice, MCYT) is very Lisa-with-a-Twitter-account energy: righteous, smart, sometimes exasperated, but ultimately heartfelt and dorky.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they openly discuss relationships and social drama, e.g. getting death threats yet returning to the account (“OK, so I got death threats from people on this acc after finding it from my main account but I’m back?!?!?”), live-tweet their social/media consumption (“I’ve been watching video essays about how anime characters (that predominantly straight men like) are actually queer”), and joke about being older than most creators but still comparing themselves socially (“I’m older than most Minecraft content creators, but most of them are taller than me”). Their style suggests Intuition over Sensing: they frequently jump to larger ideas or implications, like tying legality to morality (“Even if their actions were legal, they would still be unmoral. Legality does not equal morality, segregation was legal, the fucking holocaust was legal.”) and calling out broader patterns of racism and stereotyping (“Idk who didn’t know this but infantilization and fetishism of an ethnicity is still racism”). They show a strong Feeling preference: they care deeply about fairness and representation (“It’s not that serious” “Just let people have fun” but it’s erasing rep of poc/lgbt+ people because they’re having fun”) and react emotionally to stereotypes (“Hi can we not perpetuate the stereotype of Chinese people playing violin and tennis or that other sport please”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous and chaotic—hospital posts and sudden priv switches (“I’m going priv cause I’m lowkey in the hospital”) sit next to impulsive goals (“Tmr I’m gonna do 10 sit ups per an oomf”) and whimsical questions (“Would it be more sacrilegious to write Bible fanfiction or draw Bible fanart?”), all fitting the energetic, values-driven, scattered vibe of an ENFP.

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Biochem & opera nerd, Ivy grad, tiny (4’9) Planetlord enthusiast. Defending queer & POC rep, asking for sources, and overanalyzing anime on main.– @Averiam_

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This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little dangerous—just like someone who says “Republicans when you ask them where they get their news” and then proceeds to demand sources from everyone: “Every time I ask someone for a source, they go quiet and don’t ever reply.” The white rum infused with oolong nods to their biochem brain and East Asian roots, simmering under their sharp callouts like “Hi can we not perpetuate the stereotype of Chinese people playing violin and tennis or that other sport please”. Lychee liqueur brings a soft, pretty sweetness for their love of beautiful men and characters: “Pretty boys are like the only reason I like men” and “I love pretty men”. Calamansi or yuzu juice cuts through with a tart slap, echoing their moral clarity when they say “Legality does not equal morality, segregation was legal, the fucking holocaust was legal.” Brown sugar ginger syrup adds warmth and spice for their theater-kid / performer side and their dramatic online life, from “I’ve been on the stage since 3 or 4 and people still have the audacity to correct me on my hand positions I’m gonna quit bro” to being “lowkey in the hospital” and still tweeting. Finally, the sparkling water with popping boba is pure fandom energy—bubbly, hyper, a little unhinged—perfect for someone who works out to Yuri!!! on Ice reactions “for the 20th time” and writes AUs while chanting “I M I S S Y U R I O N I C E”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of intellect, curiosity, and analytical thinking that fits Ravenclaw best. They explicitly ground arguments in logic and ethics, e.g. challenging legality-as-morality with historical parallels in “‘It’s legal though!!! They are agents of the law!’ Even if their actions were legal, they would still be unmoral. Legality does not equal morality, segregation was legal, the fucking holocaust was legal.” and demanding evidence in “Every time I ask someone for a source, they go quiet and don’t ever reply. This isn’t even about like political orientation. I just want my sources, bro.”. Their bio and tweets emphasize academic identity and love of learning, like “Biochem&Opera” and “I’ve been watching video essays about how anime characters (that predominantly straight men like) are actually queer”, which is a very Ravenclaw way to engage with media. They also mix science and humor, as in the tongue‑in‑cheek biology joke “Notice how it only has 1 dna strand? That’s because the egg hasn’t been fertilized yet this is totally true and not misinformation. I studied biology.”, showing both subject-matter knowledge and wit. While they clearly care about fairness and anti‑racism in tweets like “Idk who didn’t know this but infantilization and fetishism of an ethnicity is still racism”, the throughline of intellectual engagement, critique, and niche interests (opera, figure skating meta, video essays) aligns most consistently with Ravenclaw over the other houses.

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The playful, slightly unhinged confidence and dark humor of bad guy fits them very well. Their username and name already lean into a chaotic persona: “Grilled Evil Aroace Agender/Bigender Planetlord” and “Averiam/Evil Aroace Agender/Bigender Planetlord”. They mix sharp social takes with irreverence, like calling out racism and stereotypes in “Hi can we not perpetuate the stereotype of Chinese people playing violin and tennis or that other sport please” while also joking about Bible fanfic in “Would it be more sacrilegious to write Bible fanfiction or draw Bible fanart?”. Their tweets show a blend of academic brain and gremlin energy, from biochem nerd jokes in “Notice how it only has 1 dna strand? That’s because the egg hasn’t been fertilized yet this is totally true and not misinformation. I studied biology.” to unbothered queer thirst in “I love pretty men”. Like the song’s narrator, they clearly enjoy subverting expectations and owning a mischievous, confident, and unapologetically queer vibe.

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