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Avery's intelligence, sensitivity, and tendency to be misunderstood make her a lot like Lisa Simpson. "I get pissed off way too easily if I made a list of all the ppl that need to die I'd get tired halfway through making the list" shows her intelligence and her ability to think critically about the world around her. Her sensitivity is evident in her emotional vulnerability and her desire to connect with others, "sometimes I want to die and then I remember I have the prettiest sweetest most to die for boyfriend in the world and know I ought not leave him to suffer the world alone." Like Lisa, Avery often feels misunderstood and frustrated by the people around her, "why do the tackiest zionists of all time go to emerson college aren't you fuckers supposed to be creatively endowed how are you so unbearably unfunny And antisemitic despite being jewish." These shared traits make Lisa Simpson the best Simpsons character to represent Avery.

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Boston-based writer and aspiring comedian | Lover of all things Strokes | Mental health advocate | Always down for a good time | DMs open for collaborations and friendship– @averysbackbitch

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Avery's cunning, ambition, and resourcefulness align with the traits of Slytherin house. She often uses her wit and charm to navigate difficult situations, like when she uses humor to cope with her mental health struggles. "I love not taking my meds I feel so much emotion but I know it's just a matter of time until it's too much" shows her willingness to embrace the darker aspects of her personality and use them to her advantage. Her ambition is evident in her desire to become relevant and make a name for herself, "need to become relevant so ppl either say shit like this abt me or put me in their vampire movie." Avery's resourcefulness is shown in her ability to find ways to cope with her challenges, like using humor to deal with her anxieties. "I need to have my throat slit on an altar and to revel in my final moment of attention like yesterday" shows her willingness to use any means necessary to get what she wants, even if it means pushing boundaries and challenging societal norms. These traits make Avery a quintessential Slytherin.

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Avery's love for The Strokes, her chaotic energy, and her desire for a good time make "Last Nite" a perfect song to represent her. Her frequent references to The Strokes in her tweets show her deep appreciation for the band's music. "I need to have my skull bust open and my brain and blood spill out onto the pavement and then I think I'll feel okay" shows her chaotic energy and her desire to break free from societal expectations. Her love for a good time is evident in her frequent mentions of partying and her desire to experience life to the fullest. "I need to have my brain boiled and fed to hungry pigeons to present myself from ever having thought again" shows her willingness to embrace the darker aspects of her personality and use them to her advantage. These shared traits make "Last Nite" the best song to represent Avery.

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