
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: introspective, hyper-online, smart, and very emotionally driven. Like Lisa, they think a lot about love and yearning, from their bio "would you fall in love with me again?" to posts like “my eng professor was teaching us about a poem about yearning to love… there still is” and “i do miss talking to you everyday”. They have strong moral instincts and clear boundaries, as seen when they call out predatory age gaps in relationships in “you really got to be slimed out if you think… you should continue being in a relationship with a just turned 19 year old”, which is very Lisa-coded. They’re also a big nerd about their interests (games, tournaments, anime, literature), openly analyzing things like COA lore in “coa9 and its holy city lore… you’re so peak i genuinely love it” and stressing about writing quality in “my writing quality tanked its so over”. The combination of emotional sensitivity, yearning, and opinionated seriousness wrapped in a very online, slightly dramatic voice matches Lisa more than any other Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they mention quiet, solitary enjoyment like watching a horror game right after waking up (“5 mins into waking up im watching a horror game playthrough”), walking peacefully after night classes (“walking around is peaceful”), and repeatedly dwelling on private emotions and yearning (“sorry for yearning again”, “i do miss talking to you everyday”). Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they fixate on symbolism and big-picture ideas like lore and thematic connections (“coa9 and its holy city lore… you’re so peak i genuinely love it”), poetic labels (“prefect luminary / consciousness 19”), and future life possibilities (“this will be me one day i hope. just living somewhere an hour away from tokyo in a quiet neighborhood”). They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing emotional responses and values over detached logic: they react strongly to moral issues (“you really got to be slimed out if… you think you should continue being in a relationship with a just turned 19 year old”), talk about crushes and personality in a heartfelt way (“if you talk a lot and get closer, then without question, you’re gonna develop a crush”), and are moved by topics like yearning in class (“my eng professor… asked us ‘was there anyone in your life you've ever yearned or loved’ ....... there still is”). Their lifestyle reads more perceiving (P) than judging: they tweet about being sleepy or going to bed with little structure (“okay i’m going to bed i’m actually so sleepy”), react impulsively and in-the-moment to games and gacha (“anyone want to fund my coa9 pulls im getting a bit desperate”), and frequently express spontaneous emotional swings (“i think i’m gonna DIE in this HOUSE!”). Taken together—the introspective yearning, symbolic and lore-focused thinking, value-driven emotional reactions, and flexible, reactive day-to-day style—INFP is the best overall fit.

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yearning major at the digital circus | Identity V & prsk enjoyer | once watched a horror playthrough 5 minutes after waking up and called it self‑care– @avidityofhearts

Your signature cocktail
This bright yet wistful highball is for the one whose entire timeline is soft, dramatic yearning—sweet on the surface but a little devastating underneath, just like their "would you fall in love with me again?" bio and the way they admit “i do miss talking to you everyday”. Umeshu brings a gentle, nostalgic sweetness that mirrors their late-night feelings and crying at odd hours, like when they confess “you ever just cry at 1:20 am”. Lychee juice captures their soft, romantic, almost ethereal side, the same vibe as their love of flowers and aesthetics in “hydrangea ☝️ camellia too because it’s my mom’s favorite and she gave me them on my birthday”. Lavender syrup nods to their calm-but-haunted gamer energy—watching horror playthroughs first thing in the morning in “5 mins into waking up im watching a horror game playthrough”—and their dreamy, holy-city, lore-obsessed side. The fizzy yuzu soda keeps it playful and chatty like their VC antics and SMP jokes in “amazing things are happening in vc” and “being part of an smp as a memorial statue is so funny to me”. Finally, edible glitter is mandatory, because they keep getting called Rarity-coded and lean into dramatic sparkle like in “every year my associations as rarity from mlp get reaffirmed through various friends”—this drink should look just as extra and beautifully doomed as their #MECORE in “#MECORE (the catch is doomed)”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline radiates steady loyalty and emotional devotion rather than sharp ambition or detached intellect, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They are intensely attached to people and connections, as seen in tweets like “twt still down? i’m still yearning n miss you” and “i do miss talking to you everyday”, showing long-term, gentle loyalty more than dramatic heroics. They clearly cherish their friend group and mutuals, celebrating them affectionately in posts such as “shoutout to sri and my homegirl slash the bunny to my funny aya” and “my oomfs”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on community. Even their joking plea, “Please Play IdentityV So I Have People To Play With”, and their willingness to read a friend’s long SMP ramble, “i respect the grind (and i'm reading it all)”, show patience and a desire simply to share space with others. While they can be passionate or dramatic, the core throughline is a soft, consistent dedication to people and shared experiences—the hallmark of a Hufflepuff rather than a glory-seeking Gryffindor, cerebral Ravenclaw, or power-driven Slytherin.

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A well-known song that fits them best is Cardigan by Taylor Swift, because so much of their timeline orbits around yearning, nostalgia, and love that never really leaves. They literally frame their whole online persona around longing, from their bio “🝮 would you fall in love with me again?” to posts like “sorry for yearning again” and “whole house yearning in a yearning channel i'm gonna relapse”. The quiet ache of still loving someone fits tweets such as “i do miss talking to you everyday” and “should i just let it all out bc i don’t think they’ll ever know now”, which mirror the song’s themes of unspoken feelings and what-ifs. Even in class they latch onto that theme, like when they mention an English professor discussing a poem about yearning and admit “there still is” someone they love. The blend of softness, romanticism, and a slightly dramatic, self-aware tone across their tweets makes Cardigan feel like it was written for their timeline.

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