Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and self-aware thirst to entertain, like “How to describe me trying to eat the lexussy without seeming like downright pervert” and “Need lex luthor to show hole”.
- Creative writer: Regularly drafts fic ideas and yaoi/clex concepts, shown in “supposed to be doing three reports but am i actually doing it? no im writing yaoi” and “been writing a bunch of clex fic ideas and wips during work hours”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with fandom communities and shows affection for them, like “i truly love this lil community. i know every single one of you ❤️” and cheering clex content in “if you do make one, i will instantly be in your replies going feral”.
- Emotionally honest: Open about mood and mental health, e.g. “Feeling blue, feeling like I'm longing for something. Hmmm” and “Need to uh call my psychiatrist because I can't live like this”.
- Affectionate caregiver: Shows patience and care with their cat despite injury, as in “Fully healed arm and we're back cuddling for naps” after “my cat scratched and bit me in his sleep because of a nightmare”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive behavior: Mentions acting on impulse with money and projects, such as “My friend pointed at it. It's a good price. Now I'm fucked I do wanna buy it 🥹 my dumb impulsive brain” and “made the impulsive plan to sketch lexussy tonight”.
- Work distraction: Frequently prioritizes fandom over tasks, like “supposed to be doing three reports but am i actually doing it? no im writing yaoi” and “been writing a bunch of clex fic ideas and wips during work hours”.
- Sleep neglect: Stays up late for fandom and writing, shown in “4am!!! I GOTTA SLEEEP I got many fic ideas to flesh out come morning”.
- Self-doubt: Questions their own social behavior and confidence, e.g. “I regret every sentence that comes out of my mouth” and masking confidence in “Some people gets really good at masking confidence. Few masquerade their confidence daily”.
- Horny oversharing: Leans heavily into explicit thirst in public posts, like “I wish I'm the one fucking lex luthor and making him sob between moans but alas” and “back on my regular business of thinking about lex luthor's pussy during work hours”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, politically aware, and deeply fannish. Like Lisa, they balance earnest social consciousness with frustration at people around them, as seen when they complain about coworkers defending class privilege and say, “Apparently giving everyone the option to have liveable wages will give immigrants too much power.” They’re self-analytical and aware of their own social anxiety and masking, writing, “I combated my social anxiousness so hard, I started talking to people???” which mirrors Lisa’s mix of overthinking and forced extroversion. Their creative, obsessive engagement with niche interests—endless fic ideas and art like, “supposed to be doing three reports but am i actually doing it? no im writing yaoi” and “been writing a bunch of clex fic ideas and wips during work hours”—fits Lisa’s gifted-kid energy redirected into special interests. Even their principled stance on food and body image in, “I refuse to have an unhealthy relationship with the food I eat. I don't count my calories…” matches Lisa’s thoughtful, value-driven approach to life, just with a much hornier fandom twist.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E) who has learned extroversion through overcompensating for earlier social anxiety, which they acknowledge directly in “Coworker told me that I'm an extrovert... I combated my social anxiousness so hard, I started talking to people???”. Their timeline is highly interactive and socially expressive, with a constant stream of replies, quotes, and oversharing thoughts like “i do this thing called 'throwing my thoughts into the void' and thats what twitter has been to me since 2018”, indicating outward energy and engagement. They are strongly Intuitive (N): they fixate on concepts, ships, dynamics, and hypothetical scenarios more than concrete facts, such as reimagining story structures in “i put the hero as a the stalker because I, ME, MY MIND decided that it's a vision that can be explored” and obsessing over character dynamics like “Not friends but found family villains. Remember when Silco...”. Their fandom brain is constantly connecting ideas (Clex, villain love, found family) across media. They lean Feeling (F) as they center emotional experience, relationships, and values over logic, openly prioritizing enjoyment and desire in lines like “I do not defend my enjoyment of dark fiction 🙂↕️ because I'm only a freak in theory” and “I refuse to have an unhealthy relationship with the food I eat. I don't count my calories...”, and reacting viscerally to media with crying, yearning, and affection for villains. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving (P): impulsive, flexible, and deadline-averse rather than structured and scheduled. They frequently describe procrastination and spontaneous choices, like “supposed to be doing three reports but am i actually doing it? no im writing yaoi” and “made the impulsive plan to sketch lexussy tonight... now i want nothing else than crashing into bed”. Their fandom life is driven by inspiration spikes and sudden hyperfixations—“been writing a bunch of clex fic ideas... going 'omg someone should write that', it's me”—rather than careful long-term planning. Combining strong E, N, F, and P cues, ENFP best fits their energetic, idea-driven, emotionally intense, and delightfully chaotic online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here threatening to punch your floor manager and still getting called an extrovert… if I let you ragebait me on purpose, do I at least get a parallel naptime date and tea afterward?
- You’re longing and feeling blue, listening to Louis’s ‘Imposter’ and ‘Sunflower’ on loop—do you need a new soundtrack called ‘Some Random Stranger Treating You Better (ft. Me)’?
- You keep saying you want to eat the lexussy and kiss that bald man, but have you considered a limited-time offer: one (1) nonbinary freak who will bring you Milo powder and discuss clexis meta between make-out sessions?
- You said you’re just a plant absorbing sun in the mall’s outdoor area—if I sit next to you with free Krispy Kreme and Baja Blast contraband, can we photosynthesize a relationship?
- You write yaoi at work, scribble Clex fic ideas in your notebook, and accidentally send dancing cat gifs in the group chat—if we date, I promise to be as supportive as your coworkers and as unbothered as your orange menace after he gave you eight puncture holes.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Retail goblin by day, villain enjoyer by night. Nonbinary Malaysian, Lex Luthor truther, once accidentally sent a dancing cat gif to the work GC.– @Avourrito
Your signature cocktail
Lexussy on the Rocks
Dark spiced rum stands in for their obsessive love of complicated villains and That Bald Man, from “back on my regular business of thinking about lex luthor's pussy during work hours” to “Need lex luthor to show hole”. A Milo powder cold foam nods to their Malaysian chaos and snack-based crimes, as confessed in “egregious. we malaysians snort milo powder like cocaine”. Tamarind-lime cordial brings a tart, grounded edge for their political awareness and refusal to accept class privilege, like in “Why am I always surrounded by people who advocate for the continuous existence of class privileges”. Sparkling berry soda keeps it playful and fandom-bubbly, echoing their giddy fixation on music and ships in “Okay Louis's new album is really peak” and “i truly love this lil community. i know every single one of you ❤️”. A dash of chili bitters represents their horny gremlin edge and threats of violence delivered with affection, from “How to describe me trying to eat the lexussy without seeming like downright pervert” to “my floor manager subtly ragebait me everyday. I threaten to punch him every time”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their humor and self‑presentation lean strongly Slytherin: they openly describe themselves as a "pervert" and fantasize about power-play dynamics and taking advantage of others, e.g. “Yea I wanna take advantage of older men in his mid 50s. Preferably with a hip problem 🙂↕️” and “He makes me want to do very problematic things to him”, which reflects a comfort with morally grey territory typical of Slytherins. They are also highly fixated, almost strategically, on specific characters and ships — especially Lex Luthor/Clex — and talk about deliberately transforming tropes, e.g. “i put the hero as a the stalker because I, ME, MY MIND decided that it's a vision that can be explored”, showcasing ambition in narrative control and an embrace of unconventional, darker angles. Their drive to create and hoard content (art, fic ideas, fandom blog plans) shows resourcefulness and long‑term plotting: “been writing a bunch of clex fic ideas and wips during work hours… it's me, i'm supposed to be the one writing that” and “thinking about making a clex tumblr blog hmmmmm”. Even their jokes about exploiting dynamics and wanting villains over heroes — “All my favorites does ALL the wrongs I love villains” — fit the Slytherin attraction to power, complexity, and transgression. While they show humor, creativity, and some Hufflepuff warmth (e.g. affection for their cat and found family tropes), the throughline of calculated indulgence in dark fiction, fixation on powerful villains, and playful moral ambiguity makes Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
villain - Bella Poarch
A song that suits them well is “villain” by Bella Poarch, with its mix of cute, unbothered, and a little unhinged energy that fits their self-described vibe as a nonbinary, multi-fandom nerd who loves problematic faves. They repeatedly revel in loving villains and morally dubious characters, like when they say “All my favorites does ALL the wrongs I love villains” and “He makes me want to do very problematic things to him”. The song’s theme of embracing being seen as the bad guy resonates with their delight in dark fiction and kink-brain humor, e.g. “I do not defend my enjoyment of dark fiction 🙂↕️ because I'm only a freak in theory” and “How to describe me trying to eat the lexussy without seeming like downright pervert”. At the same time, they show softness and found-family feelings—like “Not friends but found family villains” and tender posts about their cat—matching the song’s contrast between vulnerability and ‘I’ll be your villain if I have to’ confidence. Their whole timeline of unapologetically horny Lex Luthor obsession, fandom shitposting, and chaotic extrovert-in-denial energy makes “villain” a strong thematic mirror of who they present themselves as online.
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