Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historical Literacy: Demonstrates deep knowledge of 19th-century politics, from “Northern Know Nothings” to “Ivy League quota systems”.
- Global Perspective: Analyzes complex international dynamics, such as “Korean liberalization of Japanese culture” and “French nuclear energy stances”.
- Nuanced Analysis: Avoids simplistic labels, distinguishing between “genuine Wokeists” and centrist factions within the Democratic Party.
- Cultural Range: Connects high-level political theory with pop culture, including The Simpsons, Girls und Panzer, and “Miyazaki films”.
- Intellectual Honesty: Willing to challenge their own side, as seen in the critique of “dumb slopulism” regarding property taxes.
Weaknesses:
- Esoteric Language: Uses highly specific subculture jargon like “Longhouse centrism” and “Dark Woke” which may alienate general audiences.
- Abrasive Tone: Dismisses opposing viewpoints with insults, telling others to “lay off the crack pipe” or citing “sub 85 IQ arguments”.
- Niche Hyper-fixation: Focuses heavily on extremely specific internet beefs, such as the “pro Mamdani but anti Platner” discourse.
- Cynical Outlook: Expresses a fatalistic view of political evolution, claiming “in the long run, everyone becomes a neocon”.
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: Applies rigid litmus tests to ideological peers, such as “a good test for leftists” regarding Orwell and Stalin.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-minded, intellectually precocious observer who engages with complex political theory and history, even name-dropping obscure figures like “Joseph Chamberlain” and “Gaitskellite” ideologies. They possess a sharp, cynical wit regarding partisan dynamics, noting that “The thing that both moderate Dems and leftists on here don't seem to get” is how institutions actually function. Their tweets reflect a pedantic but deeply informed worldview, such as when they correct historical narratives by stating “If say Thomas Jefferson isn't a 'classical liberal' the term is pretty meaningless.”. This combination of social democratic leanings and a sense of being the smartest person in the room perfectly mirrors Lisa’s role as the resident Simpsons intellectual.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Jerome exhibits an Introverted (I) and Intuitive (N) profile, favoring deep dives into historical theory and niche pop culture over social interaction, such as analyzing how “The Simpsons preserved a lot of mid 20th Century American tropes”. His Thinking (T) preference is clear through a blunt, analytical approach to political demographics, dismissing emotional appeals with statements like “Legit sub 85 IQ arguments”. Finally, he shows Judging (J) traits through his structured categorization of political factions and historical eras, seen when he critiques others for being “America brained” for failing to understand lineage and naming conventions. His bio's self-identification with complex philosophical frameworks like Spenglerian further cements a personality driven by abstract systems and logical rigor.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 1920s Ivy League admissions officer? Because you’ve definitely established a quota on my heart to preserve your own hegemony.
- Forget the longhouse—how about we build a Jacksonian yeoman farm for two and share a couple of Baja Blasts?
- I’m no Robert Duvall, but I’d definitely play the lead in a biopic about us—provided we can find a reasonably historically accurate filming location.
- Is your name Will Stancil? Because I feel a high-intensity Twitter thread about our future together coming on.
- Most people are looking for a 'well-rounded' Ivy type, but I’m looking for a fellow Spenglerian who understands the decline of the West is better faced with a good anime recommendation.
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Political history enthusiast and center-left analyst. Exploring the intersections of labor, global elections, and anime. Once mistook a property tax for socialism.– @avrilbradley23
Your signature cocktail
The Longhouse Libation
This drink captures the 'Spenglerian Jacksonian Gaitskellite' essence of a user who balances high-brow political theory with a self-proclaimed love for being a “Baja Blast drinker”. The Bourbon represents their interest in 'Jacksonian' American history and the “hardscrabble yeoman farmers” who birthed past Presidents, while the bitters reflect their frequent critiques of “Longhouse centrism” and political hypocrisy. The British flag garnish nods to their deep engagement with UK politics, noting that “Joseph Chamberlain 'Neville Chamberlain's father' is very America brained”. Finally, the mix is a 'classic-meets-experimental' blend, much like a person who discusses “neocon” shifts while being a “Girls und Panzer fan”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Jerome Sneed Democrat demonstrates a quintessential Ravenclaw analytical nature, prioritizing historical accuracy and intellectual nuance over partisan tropes. They display a deep love of learning by correcting others on niche historical topics, such as the “quota system in the Ivies” and the origins of “Northern Know Nothings”. Their wit and curiosity extend into pop culture, where they analyze the sociological impact of The Simpsons and the evolution of “Miyazaki's films”. This drive to categorize and dissect complex global politics through an academic lens—noting that “Singapore is less diverse than any major city in the US”—marks them as a true seeker of wisdom.
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The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
This song reflects @avrilbradley23's deep preoccupation with historical transitions, political shifts, and the friction between generations. They frequently analyze how "The Simpsons preserved a lot of mid 20th Century American tropes" and the way the "Country's shift to the left on race" represents a long-term evolution. Like the song's lyrics regarding the movement of political tides, the user observes that "In the long run, everyone becomes a neocon" and critiques the "Death of Red Toryism and Its Consequences". Their perspective is that of a cynical but learned observer watching the constant realignment of the Social Democratic and Liberal traditions.
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