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Your Simpsons character
The user’s bio and tweets reveal a self‑absorbed, obsessive fan who constantly talks about 'haemolagniac reaminated freak EVIL SCIENTISTS HMU' and 'my collection' (e.g., 'my collection [2 pictures]'), mirroring Comic Book Guy’s nerdy, know‑it‑all attitude. Their fixation on 'easterman', self‑shipping and the repeated call for a ship name (e.g., 'you WILL give my sona headcanons ... its my first time actually drawing') is exactly the kind of meta‑fan culture Comic Book Guy lives for. The claim 'everyone already knows I live in a creepy old laboratory' and the dark humor about being 'experimented on' and 'straitjacket' (e.g., 'someone please put me in a straitjacket and leg restraints and make me wiggle around on the floor and call me their little worm') parallels Comic Book Guy’s cynical, often morbid humor. Their love of horror and gothic literature ('I love 30s horror movies and gothic literature') and constant referencing of 'evil scientists' also fits Comic Book Guy’s encyclopedic knowledge of niche media. Overall, the blend of obsessive fandom, dark self‑deprecating humor, and a 'collection' mindset makes Comic Book Guy the Simpsons character that best matches this user.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extraversion by constantly seeking interaction and validation, for example “please go follow @gloresce theyre so cool and awesome…” and “I want to post a face reveal that I posted on tiktok…”. They lean toward intuition, focusing on abstract, fantasy‑rich content like “my outlast trials oc” and “I love Easterman” rather than concrete everyday details. Their decision‑making is driven by feeling, evident in emotional statements such as “I love you more my angel <33” and “HE LOVEZ ME🥹🥹😖😖😖”. The timeline is marked by spontaneous, unstructured posts and impulsive requests like “can we make #whumptwt a thing plzplzplzplz” and “MY STRAWPAGE IS SO DEAD PLZ”, indicating a perceiving preference. Together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Former lab rat turned meme curator & horror fan. Once tried to sell a meme on the dark web—don't ask. #Outlast #Easterman– @avtopsiedthing

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The 'Easterman's Lab Elixir' is a dark, experimental cocktail that mirrors @avtopsiedthing's love for creepy science and obsessive self‑shipping. The black vodka and absinthe give it a sinister, laboratory feel, echoing the tweet "everybody already knows I live in a creepy old laboratory". Blood orange juice and grenadine add a bright, bloody hue that nods to the bio's "⚰️🕊 haemolagniac reaminated freak" and the constant references to "I love easterman". A pinch of activated charcoal makes the drink murky, like the user’s self‑experiments with "easterman" and the line "working out and playing easterman A+ voicelines after every set so I feel validated". Finally, a tiny chocolate Easter egg garnish is a sweet tribute to the endless Easterman obsession, as seen in "I just gooned to easterman now Im going to sleep goodnight oomfs".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes a fascination with dark experiments and control, as seen in tweets like "everybody already knows I live in a creepy old laboratory" and "dating to get experimented on", reflecting Slytherin's ambition and desire for power. Their attempts to manipulate situations, for example "once I tried to sell myself on the dark web but I couldnt figure out how anyoomfs want to help" and the request "someone please put me in a straitjacket and leg restraints and make me wiggle around on the floor and call me their little worm", show the cunning and resourcefulness prized by Slytherins. While they show loyalty to certain fandoms, the dominant theme of seeking dominance, experimentation, and self‑advancement aligns most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user describes themselves as a "haemolagniac reanim... EVIL SCIENTISTS" and says "everybody already knows I live in a creepy old laboratory", which mirrors the song’s image of a mutated, lab‑born creature. The lyric "I'm waking up to ash and dust… I feel it in my bones" captures the feeling of being a broken experiment, just as the user jokes about wanting a "straitjacket and leg restraints" and being "bruised" from endless gaming sessions. Their obsession with horror, gothic literature and "outlast trials" fits the dark, post‑apocalyptic vibe of "Radioactive". The chorus "I'm radioactive" aligns with their self‑identification as a "reanim... freak" and their love for "evil scientists". Overall, the song’s themes of transformation, danger, and being an out‑of‑place laboratory subject best suit this persona.

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