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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a much darker, more distressed version of her. Like Lisa, this user is very self-reflective and articulate about their emotions, openly analyzing their pain and motivations in tweets like “im ngl whenever ive cutmyself in the past it was a mix of becquse im into pain and because im very depressed 🤔”. Lisa often struggles with feeling out of place in her family and environment, similar to the user’s frustration with their surroundings and body, such as “how it feels to try to lose weight in a family full of classified overweightor obese people”. The user’s combination of intellect, emotional intensity, and vulnerability—seen in posts about self-harm like “i think im going to cut myself again soon… i just really wanna feel the stinging itfeelsgood”—parallels Lisa’s tendency to internalize pain and turn it inward. Even their attempts at dark humor while suffering, such as “IMCRYINY.Y CUTS LOOK LIKE ROBLOX E CUTS”, echo how Lisa often uses wit and introspection to cope with intense emotions.

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They lean Introvert (I) because their focus is on inner pain, private coping, and one-on-one dynamics rather than socializing; for example, they highlight an intimate moment with their boyfriend while self-harming in “me and bf just talked while i cut myself #lovemylife” and often describe their feelings rather than social events. Their posts show Intuition (N) through emotional meaning-making and patterns instead of concrete, practical detail, such as reflecting on motives for self-harm in “whenever ive cutmyself in the past it was a mix of becquse im into pain and because im very depressed 🤔” rather than describing specific external circumstances. They are strongly Feeling (F) oriented, centering emotion, hurt, and relationships—e.g., “i think im going to cut myself again soon… i just really wanna feel the stinging itfeelsgood” and body-image insecurity in “how it feels to try to lose weight in a family full of classified overweightor obese people”. Their tone and choices seem Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they act impulsively and in the moment (self-harm tools, eating, wanting alcohol) with little sign of planning, as shown in “my pencil sharpener is lost so im pickingthesecondoptio” and the spontaneous wish in “i wantalcohol how can k get it”. Overall, the inward emotional focus, meaning-seeking, and impulsive coping align best with INFP.

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asya • 14 • aspiring storyteller who drinks too much tea & overanalyzes everything • once tripped over nothing and bowed like it was on purpose– @avyaanbaros

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The raspberry vodka is sharp and bright, matching Asya’s chaotic, giggly energy when they say “IMCRYINY.Y CUTS LOOK LIKE ROBLOX E CUTS PLEASR ICAMTTOTHISIMLAUGNKNG”. Sour cherry liqueur brings a deep red sting for their fascination with pain and cutting, echoing “i think im going to cut myself again soon… i just really wanna feel the stinging itfeelsgood”. Cloudy apple juice softens everything, like the softer side of their bio “୨ৎ﹕ asya .ᐟ they/any ♡ ilmbf! 14 y/o ✧”, a reminder there’s still a kid under all the angst. A splash of bitter lemon soda adds bite and discomfort, mirroring posts like “just ate and i feel likeimgonnathrow up hell” and their weight/ED tension in “surprisingly my weight wrnt.. down instead of up.for once? 🥺🥺”. The rose syrup option is a soft, floral twist for the romantic chaos of “me and bf just talked while i cut myself #lovemylife”, because even their darkest moments are dressed up in hearts and aesthetic. Overall it’s sweet, sour, and a little painful—an experimental highball for someone who tweets “i wantalcohol how can k get it” yet still lives halfway in a glittery, heart-filled world.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset shows a strong Slytherin streak of self-focused drive and willingness to go to extremes to get what they want. They openly plan and rationalize self-destructive behavior as something they want to feel, e.g. saying “i think im going to cut myself again soon i only have one sharpener left but its fine i just really wanna feel the stinging itfeelsgood”, which suggests a kind of ruthless pursuit of their own impulses over safety. There’s also a casual, almost joking attitude toward dangerous tools and methods, like “my pencil sharpener is lost so im pickingthesecondoptio”, showing resourcefulness in harmful coping rather than caution. Their weight-loss focus carries a competitive, results-oriented edge: “imsohappy.y weight went downstilll heh. ladiess” and “surprisingly my weight wrnt.. down instead of up.for once? 🥺🥺” emphasize outcome and control more than balance or community. Even their admission that past self-harm was partly because they’re “into pain” and partly from depression in “whenever ive cutmyself in the past it was a mix of becquse im into pain and because im very depressed 🤔 i dont wanna cut deep next time i hope the most it will be is styros” reflects a calculating line-drawing about how far to go. This blend of intense desire, self-directed ruthlessness, and improvisation in difficult circumstances aligns most closely with Slytherin’s core traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to push boundaries.

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The song Bury A Friend captures a mix of morbid curiosity, self-destructive impulses, and dark humor that matches this account’s vibe. They openly connect pain with both depression and fascination, saying “whenever ive cutmyself in the past it was a mix of becquse im into pain and because im very depressed 🤔”, which mirrors the song’s themes of being both the monster and the victim. Their casual, almost joking tone about self-harm, like “me and bf just talked while i cut myself #lovemylife” and “IMCRYINY.Y CUTS LOOK LIKE ROBLOX E CUTS PLEASR ICAMTTOTHISIMLAUGNKNG”, fits the eerie, detached way Billie Eilish describes pain and fear. Lines about the body and numbness also echo their mentions of overdosing and physical discomfort, such as “how come whenever i take pain killer it hurts like a certain area in my body is it because i overdosed before or”. Overall, the song’s dark aesthetic and internal struggle align with their #shedtwt/#edtwt presence and their mix of vulnerability and edgy self-presentation.

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