
Strengths and Weaknesses

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They resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, and very online with their interests. Like Lisa’s mix of melancholy and self-awareness, they openly talk about mental health and numbness, as in “worst time of the year to go through w///thdr//wl from my antidepr//ssants ... wym its almost christmas and i feel nothing”. They’re also highly fixated and passionate about niche interests, especially gacha and Genshin, obsessively planning and min-maxing pulls in tweets like “i found out im gonna have more than enough pulls to guarantee bina and im so happy” and “saving for ukinami yuzuha🎀𓂃 ࣪˖”. Lisa’s combination of brainy overthinking and dramatic flair matches their intense, sometimes over-the-top reactions, like “if i don't get capitano i might delete genshin lol”. Even when they joke in a horny or chaotic way, as in “i want super creek's t*ts in my m”, it still feels like Lisa’s exaggerated inner monologue if she grew up extremely online and anime-pilled.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their timeline revolves around solitary, home-based hobbies (mainly gacha and gaming) rather than social events, and the most personal disclosures are about their own health and feelings, like “worst time of the year to go through w///thdr//wl from my antidepr//ssants ... wym its almost christmas and i feel nothing” and “being sick on ur p//riod is not a vibe...”, without references to big social circles or constant IRL interaction. Their intuition (N) shows through a focus on aesthetics, fantasy, and implications rather than concrete, practical commentary: their bio “in the water, the future mirrors the past ࣪ ִֶָ☾.” is abstract and poetic, and they gravitate toward dreamy, lore-heavy characters and vibes, as in “once i get skirks weapon, saving for cap again.. i dont think there will be many designs i like (aesthetically) in nod krai”. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented: tweets are emotional, dramatic, and relationship-focused toward fictional characters rather than structured arguments, such as “she just gets more and more beautiful my babyyyy” and “put me down like a fuckig dog”, emphasizing attachment and intensity. Finally, they lean perceiving (P) in how they approach games and life: they often react impulsively to banners and pulls, like “WHAT.. I JUST DID A 10 PULL BC I WAS AT 65 TIL AN S...”, and joke about chaotic decisions rather than strict planning, e.g. “man what am i DOING...”. While they sometimes plan savings for specific banners such as “i found out im gonna have more than enough pulls to guarantee bina and im so happy”, the overall tone is flexible, emotionally driven, and spontaneous, fitting the INFP profile best.

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23 • she/they • gacha goblin with a soft spot for Harbingers. Once pulled a 5★ right after saying “I love balls in my mouth” and now I fear my own power.– @awbrookie

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is short but strong, like someone who says “im 5'1. my thoughts are impure” while thirst-tweeting over villains and Harbingers like “i would let capitano, pierro, arlecchino and columbina pass me around, send tweet”. The blue curaçao and white rum nod to her love of Hydro aesthetics and Genshin characters, as in “im so glad columb is likely hydro (its my fave element....)”, while the lychee soda and tonic mix sweetness with a tiny bite, mirroring her playful but slightly unhinged gamer energy in “gacha games love me what can i say (not you genshin)”. Pomegranate syrup gives a dramatic, blood-red swirl for all the horny chaos of tweets like “arle could puncture my windpipe and i would gladly die” and “Plapplaplappalplaplaplap get pregnant”. Edible glitter over crushed ice is the sparkly ‘pull’ moment for every lucky roll in “i got both phrolova (67 pity) and her weapon (11 pity) with barely any grinding with 4 previous 50/50s won”, but the optional dash of bitters is there for the withdrawals and low moods behind lines like “worst time of the year to go through w///thdr//wl from my antidepr//ssants ... wym its almost christmas and i feel nothing”. Overall, it’s a bright, experimental gacha of a drink: mostly sweet, a bit chaotic, pretty as hell, and just strong enough that after two you might start tweeting “jar time” like in “jar time”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by targeted goals and min-maxing outcomes in gacha games, which aligns strongly with Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness. They constantly plan and calculate to secure specific characters and weapons, e.g. explicitly optimizing pulls and future banners in tweets like “i found out im gonna have more than enough pulls to guarantee bina and im so happy”, “once i get skirks weapon, saving for cap again..”, and “yay im still gonna have enough primos to get capi (if hes the char in 5.8) even if i lose........ weapon idk tho”. This long-term, almost strategic obsession with specific characters (especially Capitano), seen in “if i don't get capitano i might delete genshin lol” and “once i get skirks weapon, saving for cap again.. i dont think there will be many designs i like ... minus probably the snow fae char”, shows a focused, tunnel-vision drive toward chosen objectives. Even in frustration, they lean into self-preservation and calculated risk, like worrying that good luck now means something bad later in “my gacha luck (not genshin) has been so good lately im scared. am i going to die or smthn” and lamenting wasted resources in “wasted 10 pulls on chronicled, slayyyyyy”. While there is creativity and humor, the clearest through-line is their ambitious, results-oriented, and somewhat ruthless approach to their games and desires, which fits Slytherin more than any other house.

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A well-suited song for them is Everything Is Never Enough because it captures that mix of melancholy, emotional numbness, and obsessive hyperfixation that runs through their timeline. They talk about going through antidepressant withdrawal and feeling empty even during the holidays, saying things like “worst time of the year to go through w///thdr//wl from my antidepr//ssants ... wym its almost christmas and i feel nothing”, which echoes the song’s sense of quiet emotional exhaustion. At the same time, they pour intense, almost overwhelming affection into fictional characters and gacha pulls, such as “she just gets more and more beautiful my babyyyy” and “i would let capitano, pierro, arlecchino and columbina pass me around, send tweet”, mirroring the song’s themes of loving too hard and never feeling satisfied. Their bio, “in the water, the future mirrors the past ࣪ ִֶָ☾.”, also fits the track’s dreamy, cyclical vibe, where you keep returning to the same feelings and obsessions. Even in their gaming life, they’re always chasing the next high—wishing, pity counts, and guarantees like “i found out im gonna have more than enough pulls to guarantee bina and im so happy”—perfectly matching a song about wanting more while knowing it might never be enough.

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