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Your Simpsons character
Bastardest’s chaotic and absurd sense of humor aligns with Ralph Wiggum’s random and nonsensical one-liners. Ralph’s famous 'I’m in danger!' could easily be swapped for Bastardest’s 'its all pain life is pain WHY DID MY GF BRAKE UP WITF ME.' Both characters are endearing in their silliness, and their unfiltered honesty is a big part of their charm. Like Ralph, Bastardest often says things that leave people laughing or bewildered.

Your MBTI personality Type
Bastardest embodies the ESFP personality type: outgoing, spontaneous, and humor-driven. His extraversion shines in tweets like 'Anybody being my friend today,' where he seeks connection. His spontaneous and dramatic nature is evident in 'its all pain life is pain WHY DID MY GF BRAKE UP WITF ME.' He thrives on humor and entertainment, as seen in 'That's going on 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣.' Though he may lack long-term planning, his zest for life and ability to make people laugh are undeniable.

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Gaming chaos enthusiast 🎮 | League of Legends tragic | Crude humor connoisseur | Family is everything 💯 | Will tweet for Doritos and Mountain Dew.– @awesomebastard4

Your signature cocktail
The 'Chaos Tonic' reflects Bastardest’s wild and unpredictable personality. Vodka adds the kick, while Mountain Dew and energy drink represent his gaming culture ('Hi @Doritos @MountainDew can i have #DoritosDewDrop'). Pop Rocks mimic his explosive humor, like 'You ever take a huge dump...' This drink is chaotic, fun, and not for the faint-hearted—just like him.

Your Hogwarts House
Despite his chaotic humor, Bastardest values relationships and community, as seen in 'Anybody being my friend today' and his bio about family. Hufflepuffs are known for loyalty and kindness, and his emotional expressiveness ('its all pain life is pain WHY DID MY GF BRAKE UP WITF ME') suggests a deep need for connection. His humor and quirks might not align with the studious nature of Ravenclaw or the ambition of Slytherin. At his core, he's a loyal, funny, and caring individual, even if it's expressed chaotically.

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This upbeat, chaotic anthem fits Bastardest’s personality. His humor, like 'I play with the slyripper because i have no penis LMAOOOO,' matches the song’s playful, irreverent tone. The line 'Only shooting stars break the mold' reflects his unique, unfiltered tweets. Like the song, Bastardest is a mix of absurdity and charm, unapologetically himself.

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