Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive humor: Frequently uses exaggerated, funny reactions like “my stomach hurts my head hurts my thigh hurts… SEND THE FLOOD” and “Took the smug away cuz broke people should never laugh”.
- Passionate fan: Shows consistent enthusiasm for creators and series, e.g. “FLAME UPLOAD @rgnvazl WAKE UPPPP” and “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL KAISER”.
- Supportive friend: Directly calls out friends and oomfs, like “FLAME UPLOAD @rgnvazl WAKE UPPPP” and reacting to classmates and mutuals in “great now he’s gonna think im a fan”.
- Creative fandom: Actively designs and draws fan content, as shown in “Here’s wemmbu design wip bro”, “i wanna draw tax duo so bad”, and the long tag art post “#dontjudge #manepear…”.
- Engaged commentator: Live-reacts in detail to uploads and spoilers, e.g. “//UU SPOILERS EGGCHAN AND MINUTEOH MY GOF WE ARE SO BACK” and “//uu spoilers everybody and their mothers are here im so happy im so full of life im so motivated im so”.
Weaknesses:
- Exam procrastination: Acknowledges struggling to study because of fandom content, e.g. “bro fr has to upload right before our exam” and “HINDI PA AKO MAKAARAL FOR SOLID MEN BRO FML”.
- Overextended fandom: Emotional energy is heavily tied to uploads, as seen in “uu quartet post today i can feel it in my bone (singular)” and “WEMMBU UPLOAD????”.
- Self-deprecating tone: Talks down on own creativity and situation, e.g. “im NOTTTT creative enough” and “broke people should never laugh”.
- Stress venting: Often posts about physical and academic stress, like “my stomach hurts my head hurts my thigh hurts… SEND THE FLOOD” and “fakass wifi bro ang hina get me outttjnjijbsjjjd”.
- Spoiler impulsiveness: Shares multiple spoiler-marked reactions such as “//uu spoilers What the fuck bro” and “//uu spoiler bro just got out of the end dimension and immediately killed someone”, which can risk others’ experience even with tags.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, and constantly shitposting in a way that feels like classroom doodles turned into a timeline. Their bio, “PLS I WANT TO YAP 🚯” and location “mostly shitposts,” fits Bart’s impulsive, talk-first-think-later energy. They get overexcited and dramatic about niche obsessions, like screaming “FLAME UPLOAD @rgnvazl WAKE UPPPP” and “WEMMBU UPLOAD????”, which is very Bart reacting to Itchy & Scratchy or Krusty. Their mix of academic suffering and distraction, as in “bro fr has to upload right before our exam” and “HINDI PA AKO MAKAARAL FOR SOLID MEN BRO FML”, mirrors Bart slacking off while still scraping by. Even their dramatic reactions like “my stomach hurts my head hurts my thigh hurts… SEND THE FLOOD” have Bart’s over-the-top, comedic self-pity rather than Lisa’s introspective seriousness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, react loudly to events, and use high-energy language like “WHATTTTTT” and the bio “PLS I WANT TO YAP 🚯,” plus lots of direct calls to others such as “@rgnvazl WAKE UPPPP”. Their interests and commentary show strong Intuition: they’re deep in fandom/creator meta, theorizing and focusing on concepts and relationships rather than concrete details, e.g. “funny how the blindfold brothers are feline and then there’s a mischievous canine wemmbu” and imagining character dynamics like “trust they will defeat lettuce with the power of friendship(?)”. They appear strongly Feeling-oriented: tweets center on emotional reactions, attachment to characters/creators, and empathy with others’ stress, such as “even eggchan is angry bc it’s finals week,, we all suffering🙏🙏” and “ouhhh kaiser did a hat trick my legs felt weak”. Finally, their behavior is very Perceiving: they’re chaotic, reactive, and procrastination-prone rather than structured, seen in posts like “HINDI PA AKO MAKAARAL FOR SOLID MEN BRO FML”, deciding to draw while waiting for results in “ill try drawing manepear while i wait for my result bro”, and repeatedly dropping spontaneous WIPs such as “Here’s wemmbu design wip bro”. Altogether, the high-energy social engagement, imaginative fandom framing, emotional expressiveness, and go-with-the-flow spontaneity best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep begging ‘PLS I WANT TO YAP 🚯’, but every time you live-tweet UU spoilers and scream about Eggchan and the tax duo, all I can think is: damn, can you yap about *us* with that same energy?
- You trusted that singular bone to predict a UU quartet post, so statistically speaking, trusting it to say we’d be a good duo is scientifically valid… want to test that hypothesis on a call after the next Flame upload?
- You said all your male classmates who watch Blue Lock hate Ness, but I’m different: I’ll sit through every Kaiser birthday rant, every ‘zanka would love blue lock’ tweet, and still only have eyes for you.
- You keep drawing manepear, wemmbu designs, and UU OCs while cramming for finals and complaining about your wifi—if you can juggle all that, I trust you to handle being the main character in my life, no #dontjudge.
- You said ‘my stomach hurts my head hurts my thigh hurts… SEND THE FLOOD’—I can’t control the weather, but I *can* flood your notifications with support, memes, and Blue Lock brainrot if you let me be your designated oomf.
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Student by day, fandom analyst by night. Once postponed studying for finals because a Minecraft upload dropped—and I’d probably do it again.– @axilcy
Your signature cocktail
The Wemmbu Yap Bomb
This chaotic little drink is electric-blue for their Blue Lock brainrot, screaming about Kaiser in every sip, just like “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL KAISER” and “ouhhh kaiser did a hat trick my legs felt weak”. The espresso shot is pure finals-week desperation fuel, channeling “even eggchan is angry bc it’s finals week,, we all suffering🙏🙏” and “HINDI PA AKO MAKAARAL FOR SOLID MEN BRO FML”. Calamansi with a chili salt rim adds that loud, slightly unhinged Filipino kick that matches “PLS I WANT TO YAP 🚯” and their all-caps meltdowns like “WHATTTTTT”. Sparkling lychee soda keeps it sweet and fizzy for their playful, fandom-obsessed side, forever waiting on uploads in tweets like “wemmbu upload today” and “FLAME UPLOAD @rgnvazl WAKE UPPPP”. Finally, the edible silver glitter is for their dramatic, over-the-top reactions to UU lore and quartets, shining with the same energy as “everybody and their mothers are here im so happy im so full of life im so motivated im so”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This account reads as deeply loyal and community-oriented, which aligns most with Hufflepuff. They’re intensely devoted to their comfort creators and friends, hyping uploads and birthdays with almost self-effacing sincerity, like in “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL KAISER”, “happy birthday michael kaiser”, and the frantic excitement of “FLAME UPLOAD @rgnvazl WAKE UPPPP”. Their tweets show a willingness to suffer alongside others and still show up, both for school and fandom: “even eggchan is angry bc it’s finals week,, we all suffering🙏🙏” and “bro fr has to upload right before our exam” frame stress as a shared experience rather than purely personal. They also display a gentle, almost self-deprecating humor and emotional warmth, e.g. “HE DOESNT WANT ME TO DIE” and “my stomach hurts… i have an unexpected dry run for cwts SEND THE FLOOD”, which suggests endurance and camaraderie more than ambition or ego. While they are creative and fandom-savvy, their defining traits are loyalty, shared suffering, and persistent support for their faves and mutuals—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
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internet crush - Jeremy Zucker
The song internet crush fits @axilcy because it captures the hyper-online, emotionally invested way they relate to streamers, anime boys, and their timeline. They openly spiral over uploads and content, like when they said “FLAME UPLOAD @rgnvazl WAKE UPPPP” and “WEMMBU UPLOAD????”, mirroring the song’s anxious excitement about someone who only exists through a screen. Their bio, “PLS I WANT TO YAP 🚯,” and tweets like “PLS I WANT TO YAP 🚯” (implied by their constant posts) echo the song’s oversharing, terminally-online vibe. They also attach real feelings to fictional/online figures, seen in “ouhhh kaiser did a hat trick my legs felt weak” and ““my friend flame” i shivered”, just like the track frames digital affection as weirdly intense but genuine. Even their dramatic fandom reactions, such as “everybody and their mothers are here im so happy im so full of life im so motivated im so”, match the song’s mix of giddiness, yearning, and self-aware internet brainrot.
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