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Lisa fits best because she’s an overthinking, emotionally self-aware nerd with very intense interests, just like this user’s hyper-focus on Taylor Swift and pop culture. The dramatic self-description in the bio, "demasiado gay para funcionar she / her," mirrors Lisa’s tendency toward strong identity statements and social consciousness. Their very specific, slightly niche crush tweets like "creo que soy la única persona del país que le parece atractivo diego cremonesi ajqna" echo Lisa’s habit of having oddly particular, intellectualized tastes. The blend of existential mood and humor in "no sé como explicarlo pero últimamente me siento así [picture]" feels like Lisa’s frequent melancholy episodes expressed through irony. Finally, their obsessive, analytical Swiftie energy in tweets such as "taylor anunció nuevo álbum pero no se fue manzana de gh [picture]" and "midnights aoty ganamos las medianocheras [picture]" is very similar to Lisa’s passionate deep-dives into the things she loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): their tweets are loud, performative, and directed at an audience, joking and reacting to pop culture and other people rather than describing private, solitary introspection, e.g. “dios tan feos son los de adentro como para que te parezca lindo uno que parece un roblox !! jajqnf [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “los amo revivió la monogamia [picture] [quoted tweet]”, which show social engagement and shared humor. Their humor and references point to Intuition (N): they use metaphorical/associative language like “la amo ella es tan alicia en el país de las maravillas coded [picture]” and vibe-based statements such as “no sé como explicarlo pero últimamente me siento así [picture]”, focusing on abstract vibes rather than concrete detail. The tone is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they react emotionally to music, celebrities, and situations—“midnights aoty ganamos las medianocheras [picture]” and “no me importa que en so high school de taylor ella hable del gta cada vez que la escucho soy esta [picture]” show value-based and affective responses rather than logical analysis. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than structured: the tweets are spontaneous reactions and memes instead of plans or organized takes, like “do you really want to know where I was April 29th? (estaba comiendo ñoquis) [picture]” and the off‑the‑cuff judgment in “ahora que todos estamos odiando a joe alwyn puedo decir que este video siempre me dió cringe aknqns por qué movía la cabeza parece perseguido [picture] [quoted tweet]”. Taken together—expressive, social, metaphorical, emotional, and spontaneous—ENFP is the best overall fit.

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Taylor Swift analyst, GTA-apologist, and ñoqui enthusiast. Once defended a crush who ‘looks like a Roblox character’ and never fully recovered.– @ayayaycande

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The Too Gay to Function Fizz channels a bright, chaotic queer energy, just like their bio: “demasiado gay para funcionar she / her”. The blue curaçao mixed with sparkling rosé is loud, colorful, and a little dramatic, mirroring the over-the-top reactions in tweets like “dios tan feos son los de adentro como para que te parezca lindo uno que parece un roblox !! jajqnf” and “los amo revivió la monogamia”. Ñoquis-inspired potato vodka nods to their hyper-specific humor and daily-life storytelling in “do you really want to know where I was April 29th? (estaba comiendo ñoquis)”. Cotton candy syrup keeps the drink sweet and pop-girlie, evoking their Taylor Swift fangirl mood in “no me importa que en so high school de taylor ella hable del gta cada vez que la escucho soy esta” and the ecstatic “midnights aoty ganamos las medianocheras”. A dash of bitters represents the dark, unfiltered humor of “born to said matate y grabalo forced to said ponete fecha” and the slight cringe/roast energy of “ahora que todos estamos odiando a joe alwyn puedo decir que este video siempre me dió cringe aknqns por qué movía la cabeza parece perseguido”, while the edible glitter and cherry on top capture their whimsical, Wonderland-coded vibe from “la amo ella es tan alicia en el país de las maravillas coded”.

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This account shows a loud, impulsive, and confrontational sense of humor that leans strongly Gryffindor. The tweet “born to said matate y grabalo forced to said ponete fecha” uses very dark humor in a blunt, almost reckless way, characteristic of someone who isn’t afraid to push boundaries or say the shocking thing out loud. Their willingness to publicly drag and mock people’s looks, like in “dios tan feos son los de adentro como para que te parezca lindo uno que parece un roblox !! jajqnf”, shows a bold, combative style rather than diplomatic restraint. They also take firm, emotionally-charged stances on pop culture topics, for example joining collective hate or cringe toward Joe Alwyn in “ahora que todos estamos odiando a joe alwyn puedo decir que este video siempre me dió cringe aknqns por qué movía la cabeza parece perseguido”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to loudly pick sides. The overall vibe is not calculated or strategic (which would suggest Slytherin), nor especially focused on learning or fairness (which would suggest Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff), but rather on raw, outspoken emotion and a readiness to say what others might just think, which is very Gryffindor.

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The song The Tortured Poets Department fits them because their entire online vibe is extremely Taylor-coded, pop-culture aware, and a bit melodramatic in a self-aware way. They openly celebrate Taylor moments like “taylor anunció nuevo álbum pero no se fue manzana de gh” and “midnights aoty ganamos las medianocheras”, showing deep investment in her eras and narrative songwriting. Their bio, “demasiado gay para funcionar she / her,” plus quips like “born to said matate y grabalo forced to said ponete fecha” and “no sé como explicarlo pero últimamente me siento así” match the album’s mix of queer-coded intensity, dark humor, and emotional overthinking. The way they roast pop culture and men, e.g. “dios tan feos son los de adentro como para que te parezca lindo uno que parece un roblox !! jajqnf” and “ahora que todos estamos odiando a joe alwyn puedo decir que este video siempre me dió cringe”, also echoes the song’s sardonic, hyper-verbal style. Overall, their timeline feels like it could live in the same universe as The Tortured Poets Department—dramatic, ironic, and obsessively online.

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