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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential mischievous teen who thrives on sarcasm and rebellion, which aligns with Ayismiic’s frequent edgy statements such as "girlfailure is such a fucking buzzword" and "I lowkey love being flat chested I can get away with never wearing a bra". The user’s disdain for mainstream popularity and desire to stay underground, evident in "when my niche interest moves up from tier 1 niche to tier 2… #notmyniche," mirrors Bart’s love for causing trouble and avoiding authority. Their chaotic online presence, captured in "my dms rn feel like" and brash optimism like "I can’t lie 2025 might be the most banger year…" echo Bart’s "Eat my shorts" attitude. Overall, the combination of teenage rebellion, sarcastic humor, and a constant push against conformity makes Bart the best fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user tends toward introversion, as shown by the reflective tweet 'my dms rn feel like …' which focuses on internal feelings rather than external interaction. Their language reveals a strong intuitive style, for example 'the worst feeling is having a distant memory of a song's leitmotif and only being able to find songs that have a shitty version of it.' They appear driven by personal values and emotions, evident in 'I lowkey wish I was crazy so I could just chill with my hallucinations and shit, be way better.' Finally, they display a perceiving, flexible approach, illustrated by 'when my niche interest moves up from tier 1 niche to tier 2 so I have to abandon it because too many people from the indie media communities know about it #notmyniche.'

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Teen gamer & meme curator, indie game explorer, cat lover. Once built a cardboard fort of foam cubes for a weekend adventure. 🎮🐱– @Ayismiic

Your signature cocktail
The Indie Girlfailure Fizz captures the dark‑humor, meme‑obsessed vibe of @Ayismiic. The black vodka reflects the “girlfailure” sarcasm they bang on, like in the tweet “irl friend called me a girlfailure, this term pisses me off, refer to me as a REGULAR failure 😒”. Blue curaçao mirrors the indie‑gaming aesthetic they love, as seen in “games being called indie is literally this image to me”. Lemonade adds a conditional burst of sunshine, echoing their comment about “Sun lifting your mood is genuinely so conditional”. The energy drink fuels the constant gaming chatter (“I don’t give a FUCK they could be using slave labour give me my #GTA6”), while a dash of hot sauce delivers the spicy, low‑key sarcasm that runs through tweets like “I lowkey wish I was crazy so I could just chill with my hallucinations”. Together the layers create a drink that’s both bright and bitter, just like their online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a self‑serving, cunning attitude and a willingness to manipulate or disregard others, which aligns with Slytherin's emphasis on ambition and resourcefulness, as seen in "buying this and erasing random peoples tattoos on the street for funsies" and "I lowkey love being so flat chested I can get away with never wearing a bra with no questions asked". Their frustration with social groups and desire to stay ahead of trends, like "when my niche interest moves up from tier 1 niche to tier 2 so I have to abandon it because too many people… #notmyniche", reflects a focus on personal advantage. They also display a bold, confrontational style, evident in "I don’t give a FUCK they could be using slave labour give me my #GTA6" and "people just call any natural personality deviation autism these days", showing the daring and ruthless edge typical of Slytherins. While occasional curiosity appears, the dominant theme is self‑interest and cunning rather than the scholarly pursuit of Ravenclaw or the loyalty of Hufflepuff. Consequently, the pattern of ambition, resourcefulness, and a slightly ruthless outlook points clearly toward Slytherin.

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Smells Like Teen Spirit captures Ayismiic’s teenage angst and boredom, as the chorus "Here we are now, entertain us" mirrors their constant craving for stimulation and frustration with boring content, seen in tweets like “blah blah blah I don’t give a FUCK… give me my #GTA6” and “discord server I’m in still sends bait and switch memes 💔💔💔💔its not 2020”. The song’s grunge anthem of disaffected youth resonates with their self‑described “boring” 16‑year‑old persona and the feeling of being an outsider, echoed in “girlfailure is such a fucking buzzword” and “I lowkey wish I was crazy so I could just chill with my hallucinations”. The line “With the lights out, it’s less dangerous” parallels their dark humor about “the concept of dying alone is so fake if you’re that scared of it just kidnap some mf”. Their sarcasm and cynicism, like “I don’t give a FUCK they could be using slave labour”, align with the song’s rebellious tone. Overall, Nirvana’s anthem of teenage rebellion and apathy perfectly fits Ayismiic’s voice.

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