Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Ambition: Identifies as a “future akademisyen” and is actively searching for a “PhD position” in the UK.
- Self-Aware Humor: Openly jokes about his own looks and cognitive state, stating he is “not handsome” but possesses a “noteworthy intelligence.”
- Animal Lover: Displays a simple and compassionate nature toward pets, describing himself as a “simple man” who sees and loves cats.
- Academic Resilience: Shows determination to pivot toward professional goals by entering a “phase of focusing on the future” despite current life chaos.
- Global Perspective: Demonstrates adaptability by moving between “Istanbul and Leicester” and successfully navigating life in a different country.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Deprecation: Frequently diminishes his own value, claiming even a “monkey has higher cognitive skills” than him.
- Social Insecurity: Expresses a sense of loneliness or lack of social validation, calling himself a “poor pup who is nobody's twitter crush.”
- Academic Imposter Syndrome: Views his professional credentials with skepticism, comparing his “CV to a chaotic image” on the path to academia.
- Escapist Tendencies: Admits to a desire to run away from problems, specifically mentioning the “business of running away” as a reaction to life.
- Digital Dissociation: Admits that his online persona is a facade, stating that “nothing we tell in the foggy valleys of Twitter is real.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Eray is an aspiring intellectual and a “future akademisyen” who defines himself by his cognitive pursuits, even jokingly claiming “hatri sayilir seviyede zekam var”. He shares her academic drive and slight sense of superiority over peers, reflected when he notes “maymunun bile bilissel becerilerinin benden yuksek oldugunu dusunuyorum” during moments of self-deprecation. His move to England and focus on his career mirrors Lisa's constant desire to escape her immediate surroundings for higher learning, stating his goal is “her seyi siktir edip, koseye cekilip gelecege odaklanma”. Finally, his soft spot for animals in tweets like “ben basit bir adamim. kedi gorurum. kedi severim.” aligns perfectly with Lisa's compassionate and ethical nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Eray exhibits Introverted (I) tendencies through self-deprecating humor about being a “poor pup with no twitter crush” and preferring the company of cats over people. His focus on being a “molecular biopsychologist” and a “thought laborer” suggests an Intuitive (N) preference for abstract academic pursuits and theoretical self-reflection. The Thinking (T) trait is evident in his blunt, logic-driven self-assessment where he claims to possess a “considerable level of intelligence” rather than relying on looks. Finally, his Perceiving (P) side is highlighted by his spontaneous humor and the chaotic energy of his observations, such as comparing his cognitive abilities to a “monkey” or joking about his disorganized “academic CV.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a molecular psychologist? Because you’ve definitely figured out the chemical formula to trigger a dopamine spike in my brain.
- I promise I’m not like your high school classmates—I’d rather share a future in academia with you than share lighter fluid in a parking lot.
- Forget the GTA wallpapers and the foggy valleys of Twitter; I’d rather be the 'ideal relationship' you actually post a picture of.
- I know you said you're a simple man who just sees a cat and pets it, so... meow? (Is it working, or do I need to be a 'future academic' to get your attention?)
- You might think a monkey has higher cognitive skills than you, but clearly, your brain was smart enough to move to Leicester, so how about an Istanbul-level date?
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Your new Twitter bio
Molecular psychologist navigating academia between Istanbul & Leicester. I once saw my high school peers huffing gas; now I just study brains and rescue cats.– @aynenyavruu
Your signature cocktail
The Future Academic’s Migraine
This cocktail is a sophisticated yet chaotic blend reflecting a man who admits “maymunun bile bilissel becerilerinin benden yuksek oldugunu dusunuyorum”. The base of Raki and Gin represents his dual-location life, while the caffeine is essential for someone whose “akademi yolunda benim cv” looks like a struggle. It’s served with a soft side because, despite the academic stress, he’s just a “basit bir adamim. kedi gorurum. kedi severim.”. Finally, it’s finished with a sharp edge for someone who mocks those getting an “ehliyeti otomatik alicam”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Eray exhibits the Ravenclaw pursuit of higher learning and a witty, analytical worldview, evidenced by his bio describing himself as a 'future akademisyen' and 'dusun emekcisi'. His humor often relies on self-deprecating intellectual observations, such as when he remarks that a “maymunun bile bilissel becerilerinin benden yuksek oldugunu dusunuyorum” or assesses his own value by stating he has a “hatri sayilir seviyede zekam var”. Even his career struggles are framed through an academic lens, noting his current stage is “gelecege odaklanma evremize geldik” while searching for a PhD position. This consistent focus on cognitive skills and scholarly ambition aligns him perfectly with Rowena Ravenclaw’s house.
Your movie
Your song
The Scientist - Coldplay
Eray portrays himself as a reflective academic balancing a life between Istanbul and Leicester, describing himself as a “future akademisyen” and a “dusun emekcisi”. This song’s theme of logic versus emotion resonates with his self-deprecating claim that he is “yakisikli degilim hatri sayilir seviyede zekam var”. While he is deeply focused on his career path, noting his “tek basarim ingiltereye tasinabilmek fakat doktora ariyorum”, he still maintains a simple, human side that finds solace in small things like cats. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a “molekuler bisikolog” trying to figure out the puzzles of both science and life.
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