Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Open about complex feelings like in “Tô sentindo tanta coisa e nada ao mesmo tempo” and “eu amo e odeio quando a vida me lembra que eu não sou nada demais”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor in posts like “skill issue my boy” and the fake event in “almoço coletivo em prol da descolonização da corpa”.
- Sex‑positive: Comfortably expresses desire in tweets like “Q tesão meu deusssse” and “bota a xota na minha boca esfrega ela na minha cara”.
- Affectionate fan: Shows warm engagement with idols in posts like “Chan is so real for taking his shirt off…” and “skz's core fr fr”.
- Self‑reflective: Critically looks at past self and behavior in “nossa como eu era vulgar e vazia” and seeks meaning in “if I should universe tell me with very obvious signs thank u”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive expression: Very intense, unfiltered outbursts like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CARALHO PORRA BUCETA” and “EU QUERO COMER BCT TENHO FOME” suggest low emotional braking.
- Self‑critical: Harsh on self in posts like “eu realmente devo ser mt chata insuportável pq não é possível” and “eu amo e odeio quando a vida me lembra que eu não sou nada demais”.
- Vulgar language: Frequent explicit phrasing, e.g. “Porra inferno de homem lindo” and “quero tirar um pedaço dele na dentada nhac cuidado cachorro”, may alienate some audiences.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid swings from hype to distress, like “hihihihiuuiiiufkeukdchskchkshekdhs to hypada” versus “puta merda véi eu não gosto disso”.
- Avoidant coping: Tweets hint at retreating instead of addressing issues, like “tem coisa que só um quarto completamente escuro e silencioso resolve” and “não pense.... não pense no prazo de validade”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely emotional and introspective while still being very online and chaotic. This user swings between thirst and overthinking, like going from explicit desire in “Q tesão meu deusssse” and “EU QUERO COMER BCT TENHO FOME” to self-reflection in “eu amo e odeio quando a vida me lembra que eu não sou nada demais”. There’s clear intellectual/nerdy energy too: programming praise in “programação é uma coisa linda”, multilingual bio and tweets, and k‑pop/fic brainrot that mirrors Lisa’s obsessive phases. Like Lisa, they crave emotional connection and validation, seen in “quero uma namorada” and “me sinto adorável quando mulher dá em cima de mim e não homem”. The mix of dramatic reactions (“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CARALHO PORRA BUCETA”) and self-aware humor feels very much like an older, extremely online Lisa dropped onto Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they live a lot of their life out loud and in interaction with others, clearly energized by people, fandom, and social commentary, e.g. joking about public situations and shared fandom chaos like “os meninos tão tendo uma semana do cão né mds” and narrating family dynamics in “minha mãe hoje quis me dar um fecho dando a entender que eu n gosto de homem”. They’re strongly iNtuitive, focusing on interpretations, feelings, and absurd or imaginative scenarios rather than concrete details, as seen in “os desejos indo de ficar grávida a lançar um apocalipse e virar o diabo do novo mundo” and meta takes like “eu amo e odeio quando a vida me lembra que eu não sou nada demais”. Their decisions and reactions are very Feeling-oriented: tweets revolve around attraction, affection, frustration, and empathy instead of structured argument, e.g. “me sinto adorável quando mulher dá em cima de mim e não homem” and the emotional flood in “Tô sentindo tanta coisa e nada ao mesmo tempo”. The tone is spontaneous, chaotic, and flexible rather than planned, pointing to Perceiving: they embrace impulse and in-the-moment reactions like “hihihihiuuiiiufkeukdchskchkshekdhs to hypada” and last‑minute resolutions such as “foda se tudo e todos hoje é o final de hexatombe”. Taken together—high social energy, imaginative and hyperbolic language, emotional expressiveness, and a go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle—ENFP is the best-fitting type for @azaplease.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Chan is so real for taking his shirt off whenever he wants — if I had you next to me, I’d be worse. No shirt, no shame, just us yelling CARALHO PORRA BUCETA at the universe together.
- As a fellow Stay, I think Jeongin’s ‘Parassocial Block’ only works on delulus — so technically, we’re safe to go from ‘Good jilix life’ to ‘good us life’. Coffee first, multiship later?
- You wanting to be a madame’s spoiled dog, your dad cackling at vertical doramas, and your mom thinking you don’t like men… honestly, that’s already a sitcom. I just want the recurring role as your bi disaster love interest.
- You said you feel adorable when women hit on you more than men — consider this my official application as your future namorada: benefits include hyping every new SKZ tour and holding you whenever life reminds you you’re ‘not anything special’, because to me you would be.
- You: ‘programação é uma coisa linda’ and ‘tem coisa que só um quarto completamente escuro e silencioso resolve.’ Me: what if we debug each other’s overthinking in a dark quiet room, then celebrate every solved bug with a kiss and a new top flx rec?
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Part-time code enjoyer, full-time Stray Kids enthusiast. Speaks EN/PT (+K/Mandarin in progress). Once made my dad binge vertical K-drama by accident.– @azaplease
Your signature cocktail
Bi Panic on the Rocks
Spicy chili-infused vodka captures their unfiltered thirst and chaotic horniness, from “bota a xota na minha boca esfrega ela na minha cara 🙏🎶” to “Q tesão meu deusssse”. Rose liqueur represents their love for women and soft sapphic vibes, echoing “also how can anyone not want to be with a woman” and “me sinto adorável quando mulher dá em cima de mim e não homem”. Cold brew coffee is the tired, overthinking core that peeks out in “tô sentindo tanta coisa e nada ao mesmo tempo” and “eu realmente devo ser mt chata insuportável pq não é possível”. Sparkling lychee soda adds playful, k-pop-fan fizz, inspired by their SKZ obsession like “Chan is so real for taking his shirt off at any given opportunity, actually if I had his physique I'd be worse” and “skz's core fr fr”. A twist of lime peel brings the sharp, self-aware humor of “eu amo e odeio quando a vida me lembra que eu não sou nada demais” and the dramatic flair of “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CARALHO PORRA BUCETA”, leaving a bright, slightly bitter finish that feels very them.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Aza shows strong Ravenclaw traits through curiosity, meta-thinking, and playful analysis. They demonstrate a love of learning and languages by proudly adding to their skill set in “+ korean and mandarin” and appreciating technical elegance in “programação é uma coisa linda”. Their sense of humor is sharp and conceptual, like the tongue-in-cheek fake event write-up in “Esse domingo, dia 21/12, estaremos realizando um almoço coletivo em prol da descolonização da corpa e desbinarização da gênere…”, which reads like a satirical, over-intellectualized poster. They also show introspective, self-analytical tendencies in “eu amo e odeio quando a vida me lembra que eu não sou nada demais” and “eu realmente devo ser mt chata insuportável pq não é possível”, suggesting someone who overthinks and reflects on their place in the world. Even their fandom commentary often focuses on character/brain appreciation, as in “what a beautiful brain”, which fits Ravenclaw’s admiration for intellect. While there are flashes of passion and impulsive thirst-tweets, the recurring pattern of language interest, meta-humor, and introspection aligns most closely with Ravenclaw.
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girls - girl in red
Aza’s timeline is loud, chaotic, and unapologetically sapphic, which fits the messy yearning and bold desire in girls by girl in red. They constantly thirst over women, from “also how can anyone not want to be with a woman” to explicit tweets like “bota a xota na minha boca esfrega ela na minha cara 🙏🎶” and “EU QUERO COMER BCT TENHO FOME”. Their bio, “bi & self indulgent,” and posts like “me sinto adorável quando mulher dá em cima de mim e não homem” echo the song’s fixation on girls and attraction that takes over everything. At the same time, there’s emotional volatility and self-reflection in tweets like “Tô sentindo tanta coisa e nada ao mesmo tempo” and “eu realmente devo ser mt chata insuportável pq não é possível”, mirroring the insecurity and intensity of the song’s lyrics. The mix of horny humor, romantic obsession, and queer longing makes girls an especially fitting soundtrack for their online persona.
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