Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- High Technical Proficiency: He rapidly improved code coverage from 36% to 46.9% in a single night and writes technical articles as seen in “ternyata menulis artikel membantu dapat kerja”.
- Career Ambition: He successfully negotiated a “2 digit” salary offering and managed a “counter offer” battle between companies to maximize his value.
- Diligent Work Ethic: Even while balancing university and job interviews, he completed a month's worth of “target coverage” within just one week.
- Social Transparency: He is open about his life struggles, from being part of the “sandwhich gen” to sharing his “final interview” anxieties.
- Tech Enthusiast: He actively evaluates UX design and hardware, such as his detailed “review pindah ke iphone” and appreciation for snappy apps.
Weaknesses:
- Unprofessional Language: He frequently uses profanity when frustrated with work or life, such as “kontol bangsat” regarding a salary calculation error.
- Impulsive Spending: He struggles with financial priorities, admitting he wants a “laptop gaming” while simultaneously trying to save for a car DP.
- Emotional Instability: His mood fluctuates heavily based on his relationship status, ranging from “bucin kek orang tolol” to “putus wkwkwk”.
- Poor Health Habits: He neglects physical well-being, complaining about “sakit bet gua berak mulu” after excessive coffee and sleeping on floors without mats.
- Attention to Detail: He can be careless with important documentation, realizing too late that the “nama di tiket mcr gua tuh salah” because it contained an email address instead.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user lines up most closely with Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, often complaining, but fundamentally affectionate and earnest. Like Homer, he swings between goofy bodily oversharing and impulsive frustration, e.g. “aduh gua hari ini dah 5x lebih kayanya berak gila perut gua sakit bet gua berak mulu dari pagi” and “babi gaji gua kepotong lebih bangsat ga jelas lu pds”. He clearly loves comfort, tech, and small pleasures (ISP speed, headphones, gaming), much like Homer with his gadgets and couch, shown in posts like “nih game cakep bet gila tapi hp gua ngelag parah otw iphone 17 pro max deh” and “watching 21:9 movies and tv shows are different now I love this monitor bro”. Under the crudeness there’s a big soft side: he yearns for affection and gushes about partners, as in “I love my girlfriend” and “pengen disayang”, echoing Homer’s deep (if often clumsy) devotion to Marge. He also bounces between work stress and pride in his job, similar to Homer’s love/hate relationship with the plant, from “programming is so fun when you don’t have jira tickets and sprints breathing down your neck fr” to “cuss target coverage sebulan achieved dalam 1 minggu masuk gila jago bet gua”. Overall he reads as a modern, techy Homer: loud, messy, horny, but ultimately loyal and big-hearted.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Zka shows Extroverted (E) traits by constantly yapping and seeking interaction, even admitting “I just want someone to yap my day to man”. He exhibits Intuitive (N) patterns by focusing on future possibilities, such as “not being able to wait for next month” and visualizing his “iPhone 17 pro max” goals. His Thinking (T) side is evident in his blunt, often profane reactions to logic-based frustrations like “calculating prorated salary” or the thrill of “counter-offering with his current office”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shines through his spontaneous lifestyle, from “sleeping on the floor for 2 hours” to his chaotic dating life and preference for working “without Jira tickets and sprints breathing down his neck”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my code coverage? Because I was stuck at 36%, but one week with you and I’ve achieved all my targets.
- Forget the iPhone 17 Pro Max—you’re the only thing I’m looking at that doesn’t lag and looks absolutely 'cakep bet'.
- I promise I’m better than a Jira ticket; I’ll never breathe down your neck, but I’ll definitely make your sprints more fun.
- Is your name My Chemical Romance? Because I’ve been waiting '3000 years' for someone like you to finally arrive in my life.
- I heard you’re a sandwich generation, so how about I be the snack in the middle to make that double-digit salary feel a lot sweeter?
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Your new Twitter bio
Software Engineer & MCR fan. Managed to double my salary and my fiber optic issues in the same year. I write clean code, unit tests, and occasionally my own name.– @azb0lz
Your signature cocktail
The Double-Digit Debugger
This drink perfectly captures a dev who finds “programming is so fun when you don’t have jira tickets and sprints breathing down your neck”. The caffeinated base honors someone who can hit a “target coverage sebulan achieved dalam 1 minggu”, while the bittersweet notes reflect a chaotic love life where they go from “I love my girlfriend” to a blunt “putus wkwkwk” in just months. Despite the stress of being a “sandwhich gen”, the gold flakes celebrate the triumph of “signing offering letter 2 digit”. It’s a high-energy, experimental mix for a guy who alternates between intense unit testing and crying at the gym.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Zka demonstrates strong Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness, particularly in his career moves and financial focus. He is highly motivated by status and income, celebrating when he “abis signing offering letter 2 digit 🤯🤯🤯🤯😎😎😎😎” and enjoying the power dynamic of “negotiating salary” and engaging in a “counter offer” battle between companies to see how high they will go. His self-preservation and pragmatism are evident when he chooses to leave his current manager despite a verbal promise of higher pay because they “gabisa kasih kepastian karena simplenya 'birokrasi'”. This calculated approach to professional advancement and his clear focus on personal gain and material upgrades like the “iphone 17 pro max” align perfectly with the house of ambition.
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Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Zka is a quintessential 'emo' at heart whose life revolves around the anticipation of seeing his favorite band, as seen when he exclaims “6 more months until MCR!!!!” and laments over his “MCR ticket name being wrong”. The song's themes of resilience and navigating through dark times mirror his turbulent year of relationship struggles, where he mentions “gym gua puter lagu galau they know I'm hurt dawg” and experiences a sudden “putus wkwkwk”. Despite the chaos of his professional life as a software engineer and personal heartbreaks, he maintains a 'carry on' attitude, balancing a “double digit salary” with the emotional weight of being part of the sandwich generation. Ultimately, the grand, theatrical energy of Welcome to the Black Parade captures his blend of dramatic personal life and deep-rooted musical passion.
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