Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Reflects deeply on feelings and decisions, like questioning choices in “e como q se sabe se eu tô tomando a decisão certa se eu só sei oq vai acontecer depois de eu tomar a decisão” and recognizing saudade in “as vezes é só saudade disfarçada de raiva”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong appreciation for friends and their support, as in “tava me sentindo o próprio Grinch até q os meus amigos fofinhos me mandaram feliz natal, obrigada por serem meu presente mais valioso” and celebrating Monique in “Monique passou em medicina que momento lindo ai q orgulho”.
- Artistic creative: Lives through art and music, mentioning working with art in “morro de vergonha de postar minha arte, nem parece q vivo disso”, loving MPB in “MPB É A COISA MAIS LINDA QUE EXISTE!!!”, and tattoos in “nem dinheiro eu tenho e já tô pensando nas minhas próximas 10 tatuagens”.
- Hardworking dedicated: Shows strong work ethic, complaining about overload but still doing it in “Trabalho trabalho trabalho” and handling demanding sewing clients in “porra as pessoas fazem uns pedidos impossíveis e querem q eu costure em dois dias, eu não sou gênio da lâmpada não”.
- Kindhearted empathetic: Makes a lasting positive impression on others, like the Uber driver remembering her kindness in “ele falou q lembrava do meu nome pq ele tava tendo um dia ruim e q eu fui mto querida com ele, mds vou chorar” and giving emotional support even to her pet in “a sookie tá tão manhosa q ela só come se eu ficar sentada do lado dela dando suporte emocional”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑sabotaging: Recognizes working against herself in “a auto sabotagem gigantesca”, suggesting behaviors that undermine her own progress or well‑being.
- Overthinking: Mentions mental overload in “eu penso tanto q não dá nem pra pensar em uma coisa q eu já tô pensando em outra” and feeling like her brain will explode in “eu acho q o meu cérebro vai explodir.”.
- Burnout‑prone: Directly links health concerns to burnout in “não era problema no pulmão, era burnout” and mentions exhaustion from lack of sleep and work in “dois dias sem dormir e ainda tenho q trabalhar segunda feira q tristeza”.
- Socially anxious: Admits difficulty interacting with people she likes in “desculpa gente morro de vergonha de conversar com quem eu acho legal #ansiedadesocial”.
- Self‑doubting: Shows insecurity about her own perceptions and work in “eu não tô maluca não é possível” and “morro de vergonha de postar minha arte, nem parece q vivo disso”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: introspective, artistic, idealistic, and often overthinking everything. They show a very Lisa-like mix of anxiety and self-awareness when they say things like “pq as coisas tem q ser tão confusas” and “eu acho q o meu cérebro vai explodir.”. Like Lisa, they are deeply into art and creativity, joking that “as vezes tudo que um artista precisa é de uma caneta bic e um sonho” while also admitting “morro de vergonha de postar minha arte, nem parece q vivo disso”. They balance emotional intensity and kindness, as seen in the story about the Uber driver remembering them for being kind “ele falou q lembrava do meu nome pq ele tava tendo um dia ruim e q eu fui mto querida com ele”, which aligns with Lisa’s empathy. Their love of music, films, and a slightly dramatic lesbian romantic life (“não tem nada mais feminino do que amar mulheres” and “deu de romance, 2026 vai ser só amigos e barzinho”) also fits Lisa’s blend of intensity, passion, and thoughtful self-reflection.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often talk about overthinking, social anxiety, and needing emotional safety rather than the spotlight, like in “desculpa gente morro de vergonha de conversar com quem eu acho legal #ansiedadesocial” and “eu penso tanto q não dá nem pra pensar em uma coisa q eu já tô pensando em outra”. Their focus on meaning, art, and internal states over concrete facts suggests Intuition (N), shown in reflective, abstract posts like “as vezes é só saudade disfarçada de raiva” and “as vezes tudo que um artista precisa é de uma caneta bic e um sonho”. They prioritize feelings, relationships, and values rather than logic or argument, which fits Feeling (F): for example, their love for women and friends in “não tem nada mais feminino do que amar mulheres” and emotional support for their pet in “as vezes a sookie tá tão manhosa q ela só come se eu ficar sentada do lado dela dando suporte emocional”. Their life appears spontaneous, chaotic, and open-ended—constantly cutting hair on a whim, dreaming tattoos with no money, and joking about burnout—indicating Perceiving (P), as in “tava entediada e cortei o cabelo em casa e agora meio q tenho uma franjinha” and “nem dinheiro eu tenho e já tô pensando nas minhas próximas 10 tatuagens”. Together, the introverted emotional depth, idealism around art and love, and flexible, slightly disorganized lifestyle align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Idea for a date: we lie on the floor listening to Pink Floyd like you said… but this time I bring ‘Canções de Apartamento’ on vinyl so you don’t have to sell your soul, only your heart a little bit.
- You skate in the rain, sew under impossible deadlines, and still baby your cat Sookie so she’ll eat… are you sure your job title isn’t ‘professional lesbian super‑heroine’?
- You said sometimes it’s just saudade disguised as anger—if you ever feel that again, we can test a theory: I show up with Planet Pizza and MPB, and we see if the saudade disappears.
- You’re a lesbian, tattoo artist, Purple Enthusiast™ and Lauryn Hill stan who accidentally turned her hair pink once… I don’t want to scare you, but I think you might be my favorite cinematic universe, no wonder you love movies.
- You worry about making the right decision because you only know the outcome after… so here’s a low‑risk experiment: decide to go out with me for a barzinho + 1 bilhão de filmes, and if it goes wrong we blame karma, if it goes right we blame São Paulo.
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Lesbian tattoo artist & seamstress, MPB + Lauryn Hill on repeat. Once turned my hair pink by accident and still showed up like it was on purpose.– @azeitedeol45390
Your signature cocktail
Lesbian Vampire Skate-Punk Sour
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with purple basil to honor their Brazilian vibe, love of purple and playful witchy aesthetic, like when they said “pode formar servindo lésbica vampiresca?” and “acho muito bonitinho quando alguém aponta pra alguma coisa da cor roxa e fala q lembrou de mim”. Red berry liqueur brings drama and heart, echoing their intensity in love and chaos with women, from “não tem nada mais feminino do que amar mulheres” to “mds você só gosta de mulher maluca doida psicopata”. A hit of cold brew coffee keeps it moody and wired, perfect for someone who jokes “eu penso tanto q não dá nem pra pensar em uma coisa q eu já tô pensando em outra” and hasn’t had coffee “desde o ano passado” but is clearly still caffeinated by life. Fresh lime juice adds sour brightness for their chaotic optimism and friends-bar-energy, matching vibes like “deu de romance, 2026 vai ser só amigos e barzinho” and their caipirinha petitions to Mel. The smoked salt & sugar rim represents the mix of burnout and sweetness—burned edges but a soft center—seen in “não era problema no pulmão, era burnout” and in how they made a bad day better for a random Uber driver in “ele falou q lembrava do meu nome pq ele tava tendo um dia ruim e q eu fui mto querida com ele”. This is a strong, slightly bitter-sour, artsy cocktail: perfect for someone who skates in the rain, cuts their own bangs, lives off MPB and Lauryn Hill, and tweets “e como q se sabe se eu tô tomando a decisão certa se eu só sei oq vai acontecer depois de eu tomar a decisão” right before taking another sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a strong streak of kindness and emotional support, which points to Hufflepuff. They’re gentle and nurturing even with their pet, noting that Sookie only eats if they sit with her for “emotional support” in “caso vocês não saibam as vezes a sookie tá tão manhosa q ela só come se eu ficar sentada do lado dela dando suporte emocional”. Loyalty and appreciation for friends and chosen family also stand out, like when they say their friends were their “most valuable gift” in “tava me sentindo o próprio Grinch até q os meus amigos fofinhos me mandaram feliz natal, obrigada por serem meu presente mais valioso”, and when they cherish their cousins’ gesture in “meus primos fofos fizeram uma vaquinha pra me dar um presente de natal pq sabiam q meus pais não iam dar”. Their work ethic and frustration at being overworked as a seamstress—“porra as pessoas fazem uns pedidos impossíveis e querem q eu costure em dois dias, eu não sou gênio da lâmpada não” and “Trabalho trabalho trabalho”—fits the house’s association with hard work and perseverance. They also downplay ego and focus on connection: they’re proud of small human moments, like the Uber driver remembering their kindness in “ele falou q lembrava do meu nome pq ele tava tendo um dia ruim e q eu fui mto querida com ele, mds vou chorar”. Their mix of softness, loyalty, and steady grind makes Hufflepuff the best fit over the more glory-, intellect-, or ambition-focused houses.
Your movie
Your song
Doo Wop (That Thing) - Lauryn Hill
A well‑suited song for them is “Doo Wop (That Thing)” because it blends self-respect, emotional intensity, and a sharp eye for people’s behavior, just like their timeline. They openly adore Lauryn Hill, writing that “a Lauryn Hill cantando no grammys essa mulher é tudo pra mim q performance foda”, so choosing a Lauryn Hill classic fits their actual music taste. The song’s themes about not tolerating nonsense in relationships match tweets like “deu de romance, 2026 vai ser só amigos e barzinho” and “'mds você só gosta de mulher maluca doida psicopata' pelo menos eu estou gerando entretenimento pros meus amigos”. The reflective, self-aware tone of the lyrics also fits tweets about overthinking and confusion, such as “pq as coisas tem q ser tão confusas” and “eu penso tanto q não dá nem pra pensar em uma coisa q eu já tô pensando em outra”. Finally, Lauryn’s mix of vulnerability and strength parallels their balance of burnout and tenderness—seen in “não era problema no pulmão, era burnout” and their soft moments with others like “tava me sentindo o próprio Grinch até q os meus amigos fofinhos me mandaram feliz natal”.
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