Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Consistently uses absurd jokes and bits, like the bio line and posts such as “it was mating season! how was i supposed to know she was your sister”.
- Pop‑culture savvy: References games, shows, and internet culture fluently, e.g. Call of Duty, GTA, Metal Gear, Regular Show, and posts like “come join us in verdansk, max we miss you, we need you on verdansk”.
- Self‑aware irony: Shows awareness of how online spaces work and mocks them, like criticizing Reddit templates in “bro this template fucking sucks” and saying “I don’t care how bad it gets I am not using bluesky”.
- Critical thinking: Occasionally offers clear opinions with reasoning, such as defending Take‑Two’s stance in “hot take: take 2 is completely right to this…” and calling out “100% a crypto scam”.
- Community engagement: Frequently quote‑tweets others, asks questions, and talks directly to followers (e.g. “guys how do i get deadlock?” and “wtf does hondosing mean, trans oomfs how are somehow more terminal online explain pls”).
Weaknesses:
- Offensive language: Uses slurs and harsh insults casually, such as “if you call people words that end in oid you are a retard”.
- Sexual crudeness: Posts openly sexual or porn‑related jokes that can alienate others, like “y’all sleepin on regular show porn” and “just saw spob juice porn on the tl”.
- Edgy insensitivity: Leans on shock humor involving taboo subjects, e.g. the cancer/meth joke in “i got cancer i‘m in the meth lab don’t tell my brother in law”.
- Chaotic focus: Timeline jumps rapidly between memes, politics, porn jokes, and gaming with little cohesion, from “Withdraw from Kuwait, or face a coalition ready and willing to employ all means necessary” to hentai site complaints in “they fucking shut down hentai haven no”.
- Negative fixation: Frequently frames things in terms of annoyance or dislike, such as “i’m tired of seeing first person shooters all the time” and “twitter i don’t want to see killua feet pics when i open this app wtf man”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This account most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chronically online, and always chasing the next joke even if it’s a bit wrong. The user leans into edgy, chaotic humor like “it was mating season! how was i supposed to know she was your sister” and “if you call people words that end in oid you are a retard”, which fits Bart’s immature, boundary-pushing style. A lot of their posts are quick-hit pop culture riffs and gamer brain rot, such as “this is going to be the most ass game ever and i will play it” and “come join us in verdansk, max we miss you, we need you on verdansk”, echoing Bart’s love for pranks and escapism. They also show flashes of self-awareness and exaggerated melodrama like “lowkey feel like hammered shit rn” and the absurd boast in their bio about being “Lockheed Martin’s strongest soldier,” which feels like Bart’s over-the-top self-mythologizing. Overall, the mix of mischief, memes, and juvenile but witty commentary is much more Bart than any of the more responsible or earnest Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as more Extroverted than introverted: they constantly engage the timeline, quote-tweet others, and openly seek attention, as seen in their bio (“HEY PLAYER DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME SOME LIKES”) and performative posts like “🚨‼️ALERTA NORM HAS POSTED‼️🚨”, which are clearly meant for an audience. Their humor is highly Intuitive, playing with references, hypotheticals, and abstractions rather than concrete life updates, for example the layered media/meta jokes in “Call of Duty Advanced Warfare and Max Payne famous for being transgender” and the exaggerated geopolitical parody in “Withdraw from Kuwait, or face a coalition ready and willing to employ all means necessary”. The tone is strongly Thinking-oriented: they are blunt, cutting, and often derisive rather than tactful or feelings-focused, such as in “if you call people words that end in oid you are a retard” and the critical take in “hot take: take 2 is completely right… and swegta and his team are fucking stupid”. Their style is clearly Perceiving over judging: instead of organized plans or structured opinions, they exhibit spontaneous riffing and jumping between topics—airsoft, game discourse, porn on the TL, politics—e.g., the offhand musing “am i the only one who is tired of seeing first person shooters all the time” right alongside random shitposts like “what if instesd of agent 47 he was called agent 67🤯🤯😱😱😂😂😂”. Overall, their high-energy, reference-heavy shitposting, argumentative hot takes, and improvisational, chaotic presence on the timeline best fits ENTP—the irreverent, idea-juggling debater archetype.
Some pickup lines for you
- You tweeting about Verdansk, Verdant Meadows, and ‘Lockheed Martin’s strongest soldier’ got me thinking: if we queued into a duo, would you carry me through life like you do through GTA heists with randoms, 100% no dying?
- You said JK Rowling is a capitalist and called out that paid Bully mod, so I trust your morals. Be honest then: is spending all my HRT money on an airsoft Galil a war crime, or would dating you be the real overpowered loadout?
- You hate cherry, prefer strawberry, and think licensed soundtracks make games memorable—so if our first date playlist is all bangers and the dessert is strawberry, will you finally admit it deserves more awards than Expedition 33?
- You compared someone to costing 800 V-Bucks and said that girl had the ‘Amazon Basics tgirl look’—on a scale from ‘default skin’ to ‘mythic cosmetic,’ where do I land if I bring you Regular Show, Hunter x Hunter, and LittleBigPlanet marathons?
- You joked about bluesky, hentai haven shutting down, and the site loading slow, but you’re still here on X posting ‘Grok show me this guy’s balls please’—so if I slide into your DMs, is that peak terminally online behavior or just the natural progression of our shared timeline lore?
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Gaming, airsoft & media enjoyer from Verdant Meadows. Once chose an airsoft Galil over a vacation and have been min-maxing bad decisions ever since.– @Azrael_Arcadia
Your signature cocktail
The Verdansk Goblin Fizz
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline screaming about airsoft and CoD, from “black ops 7” to begging Max to come back to warzone in “come join us in verdansk, max we miss you, we need you on verdansk”. Overproof spiced rum stands in for the unfiltered, borderline feral posting energy of lines like “it was mating season! how was i supposed to know she was your sister”. Sour cherry liqueur is a petty jab at their strong opinions on flavor discourse in “i will never understand why cherry became the most popular flavour for things, it fucking sucks and strawberry is way better”, turning something they hate into something surprisingly drinkable. The energy drink reduction and cold brew fuel their terminally online, always-scrolling vibe as they complain about sites loading in “is this website taking forever to load or is it me?” and swear off other platforms in “I don’t care how bad it gets I am not using bluesky”. Finally, a dash of absinthe and citrus soda top capture their shitpost-surrealism and militarized irony—Lockheed-brained yet whimsical, as hinted by their bio and bits like “I am a gunmaker from Israel and this is my gun” and the mock-epic A-Team copypasta in “In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison…”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Azrael’s sense of humor and self-presentation lean heavily into Slytherin traits like ambition, edge, and self-preservation. Their bio joke about being “Lockheed Martin’s strongest soldier” and demanding engagement — “HEY PLAYER DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME SOME LIKES” — signals an attention‑seeking, image‑conscious persona that fits Slytherin’s performative ambition. They’re openly pragmatic and a bit ruthless in judgment, calling something “100% a crypto scam” while dismissing the people behind it in a sharp, confident way in “100% a crypto scam”, and siding with corporate IP protection in “hot take: take 2 is completely right… and swegta and his team are fucking stupid for making a mod with paid access…”, which shows strategic, not idealistic, thinking. Their quips often rely on cynical social awareness and playing the villain for laughs, like “piss sells but who’s drinking” and “i take the 500 as you seem american and i’d probably have to buy some stupid flight ticket that i can’t afford”, which show a calculating, self‑preserving mindset rather than noble or loyal impulses. Compared to Gryffindor’s earnest heroism, Hufflepuff’s warmth, or Ravenclaw’s overt intellectualism, Azrael’s edgy branding, pragmatic takes, and self‑focused calculus are most consistent with a Slytherin core.
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Internet Ruined Me - Wilbur Soot
Azelrael_Arcadia’s timeline is extremely online, irreverent, and saturated with niche gaming and meme culture, which fits the chaotic, terminally-online energy of Internet Ruined Me. Their bio joke “HEY PLAYER DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME SOME LIKES” and calling themself “Lockheed Martin’s strongest soldier” frames life as a bit where posts matter more than anything. Tweets like “y’all sleepin on regular show porn”, “bro twitter i don’t want to see killua feet pics when i open this app wtf man”, and “just saw spob juice porn on the tl” show someone both addicted to and disgusted by their feed, which matches the song’s conflicted tone about online life. Their constant gaming references and bitposting—like “this is going to be the most ass game ever and i will play it” and “i am a gunmaker from Israel and this is my gun”—echo the song’s self-aware, ironic humor. Underneath all the jokes, posts like “lowkey feel like hammered shit rn” hint at burnout and fatigue, aligning with the song’s undercurrent of emotional exhaustion from being constantly online.
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