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Like Lisa, this user is a sensitive and misunderstood teen who often feels isolated by her own intelligence and intense emotions. She expresses a deep sense of loneliness and a desire to belong, similar to Lisa’s frequent existential crises, as seen when she says, “i cant fucking stay atthis school it makes me so sad i jsut want to leave im so alone”. While Lisa uses her saxophone, this user turns to Minecraft and online communities to cope with the feeling that “no one cares and it really hurts”. Furthermore, her strong empathy for animals, shown in her outrage that “people are so for abuse against animals they dont like”, directly mirrors Lisa's passionate activism and vegetarianism. Ultimately, both struggle with the burden of feeling “disposable to everyone” in a world that doesn't seem to understand their depth.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ellie displays a clear Introverted (I) preference, frequently expressing intense feelings of isolation and a preference for solitary activities like playing Minecraft, as seen in “when im sad i play mc thats why im always playing mc type shit”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her abstract, metaphorical descriptions of her internal pain, such as “if you think about it my scars are drag paths, etched in the surface as evidence”. She is a strong Feeling (F) type, making decisions and processing the world through a heavy emotional lens and a preoccupation with her relationships, lamenting “the closest i got to happy was with u”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is reflected in her spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and her difficulty with structured environments like school, which she finds suffocating, stating “i cant fucking stay atthis school it makes me so sad i jsut want to leave”.

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Exploring new horizons through digital strategy and creative writing. Minecraft enthusiast and advocate for meaningful connections. Here for the journey. ☕️✨– @azraelssuicide

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This drink is strong and bitter, mirroring an energy that feels “stuck wth c ptsd forever, depression, asd and adhd”. The dark rum base represents the weight of being “right where you left me, the tower of memories”, while the cold brew provides the jittery edge of “45 days of anxiety”. It is experimental and moody, capturing a teen life spent where “when im sad i play mc”. The saline drop is a nod to the overwhelming isolation of feeling “so alone please get me out of there”.

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Ellie’s core identity is rooted in deep, unwavering loyalty and the agonizing pain that comes when those bonds are severed. Her intense devotion is evident in her grief over her pet, asking “who am i without her”, and her persistent kindness toward creatures others find repulsive, stating “they are still living things” regarding leeches. She demonstrates the Hufflepuff trait of valuing others above herself, lamenting “it’s hard to be anywhere these days when all i want is you”. Even when mistreated by friends, her focus remains on the loss of the connection, proving that her sense of self is inextricably tied to her relationships and her inherent need for a community where she belongs.

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The user’s online presence is defined by a deep-seated feeling of being unlovable and the heavy burden of living with neurodivergence and trauma. They frequently express a desire to be 'normal,' tweeting “i will neever be normal, i will never be ok” and feeling like they are constantly falling short, much like the themes of inadequacy in the song. Their extreme loneliness and social anxiety at school are reflected in posts like “i hate school imso alone i ahve no friends”. Furthermore, their struggle with self-image and self-harm, noted when they say “im so disgusted with myself... all i see are my scars”, mirrors the track's exploration of painful self-perception. Ultimately, the song captures the melancholy of a teenager who feels disposable and invisible to those around them.

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