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Sideshow Bob is a cultured, reactionary villain who constantly laments the loss of traditional values, echoing the user’s own stance as shown in the tweet "I am a reactionary specifically for kaomojis; bring back kaomojis". The user’s frequent high‑brow historical references, such as "René Guénon would approve!" and "The introduction of feudalism to northern Europe does seem especially insidious...", match Bob’s penchant for scholarly monologues. Their fascination with Italian fascism and the mafia, illustrated by the tweet "Mussolini was... a Grinchist? 🥹🥀", aligns with Bob’s Italian heritage and occasional references to classic Italian culture. The user’s obsession with forced holiday cheer, evident in "PROUDLY IN FAVOR OF STATE ENFORCED MERRIMENT" and "Ho ho ho!!! Remain festive you beautiful souls 🎅 🌧", parallels Bob’s grand schemes that often involve imposing his own vision on Springfield. Finally, the user’s love for militaristic aesthetics, as in "Flecktarn came in! Very comfortable, love the look.", reflects Bob’s occasional use of disguises and elaborate plans.

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AzraelYashaya's tweets show a strong preference for introversion, often focusing on internal states such as in 'Ok morning. Mediocre morning. Satisfactory morning, even.' and 'I love full moons. Tonight it was a harvest moon.' Their content is dominated by abstract, speculative ideas like 'The internet has created a cosmopolitan youth culture which is parallel and distinct from national, regional, or religious cultures' and 'I can just tell ya'll aren't prepared for the millennia spanning interstellar Andorra Lesothan war....', indicating intuition. The user frequently employs logical analysis and detached critique, exemplified by 'Trump's administration has shifted U.S. policy from unipolar power projection to managed decline; a reflection of the managed decline of the NWO as defined by int'l rule of law.' and 'The introduction of feudalism to northern Europe does seem especially insidious when you take into account the Germanic and Celtic inclinations towards personal ownership', which aligns with thinking. Finally, the eclectic, spontaneous nature of posts such as 'Could do with a good swim in a sea of blood rn' and 'I'm currently accepting roles for generic FPS goon who's taking #goonpride #whiteboywinter' points to a perceiving lifestyle.

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History grad student, FPS enthusiast, & self‑proclaimed Christmas‑season fanatic. Once survived a blackout with just a surge protector & coffee.– @AzraelYashaya

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The base of the cocktail is smoked mezcal, echoing the user’s self‑described “cold war mercenary” vibe and love of gritty, dark humor. A splash of green Chartreuse gives the drink its “Grinchist” character, directly referencing the tweet "Mussolini was… a Grinchist? 🥹🥀". Cranberry juice adds a bright, wintry red that mirrors the Yule‑season enthusiasm in "As precious Yule draws near, let us express appreciation for every beautiful creature established by Providence 😌". Peppermint schnapps and a hint of chocolate bitters provide the festive, “state enforced merriment” and the bitter edge of reactionary commentary, tying to the bio line "PROUDLY IN FAVOR OF STATE ENFORCED MERRIMENT". Finally, the drink is layered to mimic Flecktarn camouflage ("Flecktarn came in! Very comfortable, love the look."), making each sip a visual and flavorful homage to @AzraelYashaya’s eclectic, nostalgic, and provocatively eclectic style.

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The user demonstrates a strong focus on knowledge, curiosity, and scholarly analysis, which aligns with Ravenclaw values. For example, they tweet, "I think this map my history professor made expresses the variety in the region before the Islamic unification pretty well. Sources are on the right; primary sources mostly derive from Islamic histories, external contemporary writings, and archaeological inscriptions." They also discuss historical nuance, saying, "The introduction of feudalism to northern Europe does seem especially insidious when you take into account the Germanic and Celtic inclinations towards personal ownership and freedom of movement." Their interest in obscure references, such as "René Guénon would approve!" and the analysis of Russian language notes, further shows a love of learning. These intellectual traits outweigh occasional provocative statements, making Ravenclaw the most fitting house.

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The user mixes strong Christmas/Yule enthusiasm (e.g., "As precious Yule draws near…", "#Jolly morning…", "Ho ho ho!!! Remain festive you beautiful souls") with frequent war‑related commentary (e.g., "Trump's administration has shifted U.S. policy… managed decline of western civilization" and "Flecktarn came in! Very comfortable, love the look"). John Lennon's "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" pairs festive holiday wishes with a plea to end conflict, mirroring this blend of merriment and anti‑war sentiment. The lyric "So this is Christmas… and what have you done?" reflects the user's self‑critical political musings and desire for "state enforced merriment". Their calls to "destroy the grinchists" and love of holiday sweaters echo the song’s yearning for a kinder, more joyful world, while the refrain "War is over, if you want it" aligns with their fascination with mercenary fantasies and the end of war.

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