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They read a lot, want to learn more, and even mention enjoying digging into theology, which fits Lisa’s studious, reflective side: “to gostando tanto de me aprofundar mais na teologia mesmo que superficialmente” and “queria ler todos os livros do mundo”. They are politically vocal and outraged at injustice, echoing Lisa’s moral anger, in tweets like “brasil é terra sem lei ne o tanto de golpe de falso motorista de aplicativo…” and “cada dia mais surpresa em como pe ta se afundando em falta de segurança e a cadela da governadora ta mais preocupada em fazer praça”. Their empathy toward animals and disgust at cruelty, as in “cada momento que eu vejo uma noticia do cachorro morto eu fico mais triste pqp como pode existir pessoas tao miseráveis nesse mundo”, also mirrors Lisa’s strong compassion. At the same time, they’re introverted, often overwhelmed by people or events, like “que terror ser um introvertido em um evento de extrovertidos vou me matar”, which fits Lisa’s social discomfort when surrounded by louder personalities. Their mix of idealism, frustration with systems (banks, government, companies), and occasional dramatic self-deprecating humor lines up well with Lisa as the smart, sensitive, often exasperated voice in a chaotic world.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they repeatedly mention being drained by people and social settings, like feeling out of place as an introvert at events in “que terror ser um introvertido em um evento de extrovertidos vou me matar”, and often focus on solitary activities such as reading, watching films/anime, and gaming (“usando meu recesso de fim de ano pra jogar disney dreamlight valley TODOS os dias”, “queria ler todos os livros do mundo”). Their posts show a Sensing preference: they constantly talk about concrete, sensory experiences like food and daily life (“joão pessoa tem a melhor cocada de maracujá do mundo eu tô apaixonada”, “mataria e morreria agr por uma porção gigante de anéis de cebola”), practical hassles with banks and mail (“pensando em trocar pra outro banco fisico, tá cada dia pior ser cliente santander”, “paguei pra o produto ser entregue e me colocaram pra ir retirar lá na agência”), and physical health (“peguei uma gripe q tô trabalhando só o pó com dor de cabeça e dor no corpo”). They fit Feeling over Thinking because their judgments are strongly value- and emotion-based: they react intensely to injustice and cruelty, as in “como pode existir pessoas tao miseráveis nesse mundo” about animal abuse, and show empathy and warmth in feedback to sellers (“o processo de compra foi incrível, e a mari é atenciosa demais, do começo ao fim”). Despite the use of strong language, their moral stance centers on care, fairness, and emotional impact (“vai se fuder que país lixo do caralho ngm ta seguro em lugar nenhum”), which is typical of F types. Finally, they seem Judging rather than Perceiving: they like structure and planning, worry about decisions and responsibilities, and get stressed when plans go wrong—complaining about trips and packing (“vou viajar de madrugada e ainda nao arrumei metade do q preciso na mala”), subscriptions they forgot to cancel (“assinei o teste gratis do kindle e esqueci de cancelar”), and needing to make hard decisions for their mental health (“to precisando tomar uma decisão bem dificil pelo bem da minha saude mental”). They also track diet, workouts, and body goals in a structured way (“tô assistindo anime na tv e comendo um tablado de salada pq se eu nao emagrecer até a última semana do ano o leitão do natal vai ser eu”), reinforcing a preference for order and planning consistent with ISFJ.

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Bookworm, theology newbie & part-time k‑pop seller. Still mourning the best shawarma neighbor ever. Complains about banks, cheers for Wagner Moura.– @azrieelie

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This cocktail is bittersweet and intense, like someone who can tweet “tô tão desanimada com a minha vida” and two scrolls later scream “PORRA WAGNER MOURAAAAAA #GoldenGlobes2026”. The dark rum with a hint of caramelized onion and barbecue nods to their chaotic cravings, from “mataria e morreria agr por uma porção gigante de anéis de cebola” to “to com desejo de comer repolho caramelizado com barbecue” and the legendary “indo comer kfc pela primeira vez”. Passion fruit represents their soft spot for simple joys like “joão pessoa tem a melhor cocada de maracujá do mundo eu tô apaixonada” and the tiny pockets of happiness between rants about banks and governors. Cold brew adds the grinding, overworked vibe of “trabalhar sem férias é o pior castigo que o ser humano tem” and hours vendendo photocard while dreaming of pilates and a higher Nubank limit. The salted caramel and foamy top are for the tenderness under all the curse words: the neighbor who brought shawarma to their door in “sinto TANTA saudades do meu antigo vizinho que vendia shawarma”, the excitement with a new phone, and the quiet joy of “descobri que tem biblioteca pública aqui na minha cidade tô doida pra ir lá”. Strong, slightly bitter, unexpectedly sweet, and a little dramatic: it’s a drink that would absolutely tweet, on its third round, “que se foda” and log back into Wild Rift.

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Mit consistently shows a strong love of learning and reflection that aligns with Ravenclaw. They talk about enjoying theological study even if it’s not deep scholarship, saying they’re “liking so much to go deeper into theology even if only superficially” “to gostando tanto de me aprofundar mais na teologia mesmo que superficialmente”, and they light up at the discovery of a public library in their city “descobri que tem biblioteca pública aqui na minha cidade tô doida pra ir lá 😭😭”. They also express a desire to “read all the books in the world” “queria ler todos os livros do mundo” and sign up for a Kindle trial, forgetting to cancel it because of their enthusiasm for reading “assinei o teste gratis do kindle e esqueci de cancelar”. Their tweets show them engaging thoughtfully with films and literature, critiquing Frankenstein’s Victor for his moral failings “to finalmente assistindo frankenstein e como o diabo do victor tem a cara lisa de culpar a criatura em toda situação de desgraça”, which suggests analytical depth rather than just surface-level fandom. While they clearly care about justice and have emotional reactions to news and politics, the throughline in their personality is intellectual curiosity and enjoyment of ideas, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A song that best fits them is “Anti-Hero” by Taylor Swift, because it mixes self‑deprecation, frustration with the world, and dark humor. They constantly vent about injustice and incompetence, like complaining that “brasil é terra sem lei ne o tanto de golpe de falso motorista de aplicativo…” and that banks and services are useless, e.g. “tá cada dia pior ser cliente santander” and “declarem logo falência essa porra desses correios”. At the same time, they turn the criticism inward with dramatic, joking negativity about themselves and their body, like saying “se eu nao emagrecer até a última semana do ano o leitão do natal vai ser eu” and threatening to “me matar” over things such as a Calvin Harris trio or breaking a deficit. This blend of cynicism, sensitivity, and self‑mockery is exactly the emotional tone of Anti-Hero: feeling like the problem, hating how everything works, but narrating it all with sharp, almost theatrical honesty.

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