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The account reads most like Bart Simpson: irreverent, horny, and relentlessly jokey, but also oddly self‑aware and occasionally thoughtful. They lean into crude humor and sexual topics constantly, from calling their location “horny jail” to lines like “maybe i should drawk a hawk too, ahh good idea” and “people saying 'just go outside' lied to me, it sucks, i would much rather draw dicks”, which fits Bart’s mischievous, boundary‑pushing style. Like Bart roasting authority and trends, this user spends a lot of time mocking online behavior and media, such as “rule number 1 of tumblr: You don't listen to tumblr opinions” and “Stop falling for this fucking 'contact X support on discord' scam you absolute dumbos”. There’s also a streak of self‑deprecating, world‑weary humor that mirrors Bart’s occasional “I’m over it” nihilism, seen in posts like “I... I no longer enjoy video games...” and “I look at people who are 20 and sometimes think 'ahh to be young again...' I'm 23”. Overall, the mix of lewd jokes, trolling commentary, and flashes of insight line up far more with Bart’s chaotic teen energy than with Homer’s obliviousness, Lisa’s earnest idealism, or Marge’s caution.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as introverted: most tweets describe solitary activities (drawing doujins, playing/losing interest in games, thinking about art) rather than socializing, and even social observations are from the sidelines, like “people saying 'just go outside' lied to me, it sucks, i would much rather draw dicks” and “I... I no longer enjoy video games...”. Their focus is strongly intuitive, constantly musing about trends, hypotheticals, and long‑term ideas: “do you guys think that media we consume today are doomed to be forgotten… will there be people in 500 years that will pick up jujutsu kaisen and go 'damn this shit bussin'” and “Ok so like does liking futanari make someone bisexual by default or how do you guys think it works?” show abstract, speculative thinking. They lean thinking (T) in how they argue: blunt, analytical, often critiquing logic or consistency rather than comforting feelings, e.g. “On a serious note things such as this should be made clear early on… The 'default' option is for commissions to be posted publically after they are done” and “'I can't believe this artist makes stuff i hate so much!' Continues to follow the artist ???”. Their tone and lifestyle read as perceiving (P): they talk about starting multiple projects on impulse (“Good news, i finally started work on two (around 30 page) doujins”), musing and asking open questions rather than pushing firm plans (“You guys got any specific ideas of what would like me to draw?… no promises though, im mainly just curious”). Overall, an INTP fits best: inward‑focused, idea‑driven, analytical, irreverently blunt, and improvisational rather than structured.

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NSFW illustrator & doujin artist | FGO / Blue Archive / anime brainrot | Once paid to draw dicks, now overthinks art, AI and gacha instead– @B00ySpeedy

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This cocktail starts with overproof dark rum for how unapologetically loud and unfiltered they are, from wondering “Ok so like does liking futanari make someone bisexual by default or how do you guys think it works?” link to proudly declaring “i wanna draw some real nasty stuff...” link. Espresso liqueur captures their grindy, slightly exhausted artist energy as they juggle doujins and projects like “Good news, i finally started work on two (around 30 page) doujins.” link and still rant about markets and AI. Spicy chili chocolate syrup represents the mix of horny and combative takes, from “im going to suck on human milkers only from now on, thank you peta” link to “Stop falling for this fucking 'contact X support on discord' scam you absolute dumbos.” link. Melon liqueur adds a playful, anime-colored sweetness that fits tweets like “Padoru padoru” link and their delight in gacha/media discourse such as “Blue Archive has breached containment” link. Finally, a splash of soda water lightens the glass just enough to match their self-aware humor when they say things like “people saying 'just go outside' lied to me, it sucks, i would much rather draw dicks” link and “I look at people who are 20 and sometimes think 'ahh to be young again...' I'm 23” link, making this drink a chaotic, caffeinated, horny, and funny send-off straight to horny jail.

Your Hogwarts House
SpeedyB00y shows a strong mix of curiosity, analysis, and creative thinking that leans most toward Ravenclaw. They openly pick apart industry trends and tech hype in a very analytical way, for example dissecting an AI-animated project by breaking down which parts were actually human-made versus automated in “what they dont tell you is that its nowhere near 95% made by ai…” and similarly criticizing deceptive tech marketing in “best thing tech companies nowadays seem to be good at is deception.”. They also display genuine intellectual curiosity about skill-building and cognition, asking whether using 3D models helps or harms figure understanding in “I see a lot of artists use 3d models in their process…” and even floating a quasi-cognitive theory about scripts and drawing ability in “I have a theory that Japanese/ Chinese people are often better when it comes to drawing because their alphabets are made out of symbols…”. Their humor is often meta and concept-focused rather than purely emotional, such as pondering long-term cultural memory in “do you guys think that media we consume today are doomed to be forgotten…” and jokingly analyzing labels like “gooner” in “'gooner' means nothing anymore. You touched your weewee once? OK GOONER”. While they show some Slytherin-adjacent ambition as a professional artist in “Good news, i finally started work on two (around 30 page) doujins.”, the dominant throughline in their posts is witty critique, curiosity about how things work, and thoughtful discussion of art and media—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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A fitting song for @B00ySpeedy is “Internet” by Post Malone, because so much of their life, work, and emotional landscape is clearly intertwined with being extremely online and chronically terminally webcore. They constantly analyze online culture and art discourse, from calling out AI hype like “what they dont tell you is that its nowhere near 95% made by ai” to mocking scam culture and gullible creators in “Stop falling for this fucking 'contact X support on discord' scam”. Their timeline is a mix of burnout and obsession with games and media, as seen in “I... I no longer enjoy video games...” and the way they still grind out doujins and horny art like “Good news, i finally started work on two (around 30 page) doujins.”. The song’s themes of being overwhelmed by the online world but unable to disconnect echo their posts about rage-bait timelines in “my whole timeline is now just rage baits back to back to back...” and their self-aware horniness like “i wanna draw some real nasty stuff...”. Overall, “Internet” captures that blend of irony, exhaustion, and dependence on the web that defines their persona.

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