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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, self-analytical, and deeply concerned with doing things the "right" way, but also overwhelmed by pressure and perfectionism. Like Lisa, they over-intellectualize their struggles and want to turn their pain into something useful, shown when they say they’d like to make nutrition threads but feel insecure about lacking formal training: “queria fazer threads mais voltadas à nutrição… mas fico meio apreensiva por n ter formação”. They are very rule- and number-focused, constantly planning days and macros and feeling distressed when plans change or go "wrong": “eu tinha planejado um dia literalmente prft, mas é claro q eu tinha q estragar td” and “fazia mt tempo q eu n tomava suco… (a segunda ft é iogurte com manga”, which echoes Lisa’s need for structure. There’s also a strong moral/ideological streak ("PRO RECOVERY", reflections on EDs as a symptom of a sick society) in tweets like “acho engraçado as pessoas tratarem o ed como a causa e n como o sintoma de uma sociedade mt adoecida”, very much in line with Lisa’s tendency to zoom out and critique society. Finally, their mix of intense self-criticism and genuine care for others’ well-being parallels Lisa’s combination of harsh inner voice and deep empathy, visible in posts balancing recovery with body image distress such as “sinto q parece q eu to sendo vitimista… mas é realmente mt difícil abandonar hábitos q vc ta acostumada a ter”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I): they frequently mention discomfort eating around others and preferring to avoid social exposure, e.g. saying they don’t like to eat in front of people and end up eating at night instead, and vent about their struggles on a dedicated vent account rather than in-person, as in “ai por isso eu n falo do meu t.a pra pessoas irl, só eu falar q começam os comentários mais sem noção do mundo pqp”. Their posts are very sensing (S)-oriented: they obsess over exact calories, macros, grams, and specific foods, e.g. “tenho a impressão de q eu pergunto isso td dia, mas quantas calorias vcs acham q tem aq??” and “o prato td deu 298g”, and comment on concrete sensory experiences like taste and texture in product reviews. They lean strongly feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by emotion, self-worth, and relationships (especially with their mother), as when they say “n aguento mais ter descontrole, acho q é estresse” and “eu to por um triz de desistir nmrl”, and they emphasize not being fatphobic and being pro-recovery in their bio. Finally, they are clearly judging (J): they meticulously plan their days and feel intense distress when plans change, e.g. “eu tinha planejado um dia literalmente prft, mas é claro q eu tinha q estragar td” and “poucas coisas eu odeio mais doq eu odeio ja ter planejado tds as minhas refeições e ter q mudar meus planos por conta de algum imprevisto”. Their recurring WieIAD logs, focus on hitting macros, and frustration at going above set calorie limits (like “tenho q tomar vergonha na cara e parar de comer acima de 1000kcal😑😑”) reinforce a structured, plan-focused ISFJ profile: detail-oriented, emotionally driven, and routine-dependent, but socially reserved.

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ela/dela • tea, spreadsheets & experimental recipes • learning from ED recovery, not glamorizing it • once burned a snack in the microwave and took notes– @b0ardingschool

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This cocktail starts with cold brew coffee concentrate for their love of coffee and cozy drinks, echoing choices like “amo café de qlqr jeito, mas um café quentinho...🤤🤤🤤” and the endless mentions of mingau and warm comfort foods. The sparkling grape juice nods to their curiosity and reviews of protein grape drinks, like “ta, minha opinião + uma ft melhor da tabela eu achei BEMMMM gostosinho... tem uma lembrança de gatorade tb”, and keeps it light and playful instead of heavy alcohol. Oat milk foam with honey represents their soft, nurturing side and desire to eat more intuitively in semi recovery, as in “wieiad em semi rec! hj foi meio paia... oq me faz acreditar q é um sintoma psicológico, minha mente me sabotar”. A dash of orange bitters captures the sharp, self-critical edge and mood swings found in tweets like “wieiad! vsfd q dia de bosta vou me matar” and “n aguento mais ter descontrole, acho q é estresse”. Finally, the edible flower garnish is for their aesthetic, tender side—the person who gets excited over cute food and neko cafés like “dia livre hj pq vim em um neko café😌😌” and loves making even simple plates look pretty, reflecting a hopeful, pro-recovery layer over all the chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong analytical, almost academic relationship with food and nutrition rather than a purely impulsive one. They repeatedly show curiosity and a desire to systematize knowledge, like when they say they want to make nutrition threads but feel limited by not having formal training: “queria fazer threads mais voltadas à nutrição, pq anos de t.a realmente te ensinam algo, mas fico meio apreensiva por n ter formação e tals”. They also carefully evaluate products, revising their opinion when they learn more about yeast extract and amino acids: “a bebida utiliza extrato de levedura oq NÃO É uma proteína completa… gostaria de voltar atrás com oq eu havia dito pq n acho q valha a pena” and giving a sensory, almost review-like description of a drink: “tem um gostinho de gelatina de uva… tem uma lembrança de gatorade tb”. Their obsession with macros, fiber ranges, and caloric breakdowns shows a methodical, numbers-driven mindset, e.g. “descobri HOJE q o ideal de fibra pra mulher é 20g à 25g… vou tentar brisar menos com as macros” and “105g proteína (sem whey), 30g de fibra e 1 refeição sem contar calorias”. Even when discussing recovery and ED, they frame it with reflective, almost philosophical commentary about society: “penso bastante nisso, acho engraçado as pessoas tratarem o ed como a causa e n como o sintoma de uma sociedade mt adoecida”. This pattern of intellectualizing their experience, revising opinions based on new information, and enjoying detailed analysis of food and nutrition strongly aligns them with Ravenclaw.

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A well‑suited song is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which captures a mix of self-destructive thoughts, dark humor, and the feeling of being haunted by your own mind. They frequently express intense self-loathing and hopelessness, like when they say “vsfd q dia de bosta vou me matar” and “espero q eu morra tenho crtz q eu engordei to me sentido gorda pra crl”, echoing the song’s theme of being your own worst enemy. The account shows a cyclical struggle between wanting recovery and wanting control through restriction, visible in tweets such as “eu n vou desistir doq eu quero, ainda vou me esforçar pra perder peso, mas vou tentar ter um intake mais saudável” and “deus tira de mim essa vontade de fazer nf”, which parallels the song’s push-pull between self-preservation and self-harm. Their timeline is full of late-night overthinking and emotional overwhelm, like “eu to por um triz de desistir nmrl”, fitting the track’s eerie, disoriented mood. At the same time, flashes of affection for food, aesthetics, and loved ones amid the darkness mirror how the song layers vulnerability underneath its unsettling tone.

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