Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own flaws, describing themself as a “bad friend” for slow replies and acknowledging “chronic dissociation”.
- Resilient: Continues to push forward despite being “physically and mentally disabled” and managing a “dead end job”.
- Culturally grounded: Reflects deeply on their “descendant of slaves” heritage and its contrast with living in the “coloniser’s homeland.”
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses frequent urges to “selfharm” and describes the appeal of “slicing my shit up.”
- Substance reliance: Uses “alcohol + weed” as a primary coping mechanism to “block out the horrors.”
- Severe self-loathing: Consistently tweets “I hate myself!!!” and views their body as “obese jail.”
- Therapy avoidance: Admits to “never mentioning” significant trauma like csa to their therapist despite a year of sessions.
- Relapse susceptibility: Actively engages in “liquid fasting” and pro-ana content despite having “weight gain in recovery.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Boze shares Lisa’s high-strung, intellectualized approach to their suffering and a strong sense of moral activism, particularly regarding environmental and social justice. Like Lisa, they express intense frustration with the world, tweeting that “AI is fine if it helps disordered people,” NO ITS FUCKING NOT ACTUALLY ITS DESTROYING THE PLANET!!”. They often feel alienated and misunderstood by their family, noting that “crazy dead mother x crazy absent father = incredible swagger”. Despite their deep cynicism and self-described chronic dissociation, they remain dedicated to their specific tastes and political stances, much like the middle Simpson child. Ultimately, their combination of being “mentally ill... physically and mentally disabled” while maintaining a sharp, judgmental wit mirrors Lisa’s role as the perpetually dissatisfied but principled voice of the family.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Boze aligns with the INFP type, characterized by deep internal values and a focus on personal identity. They exhibit Introversion through a preference for solitude and a self-described “bad friend” status due to disappearing socially. Their Intuition is evident in their abstract reflections on “chronic dissociation” and the “cycle someone else trapped me in,” looking beyond concrete facts to find symbolic meaning in their trauma. As a Feeler, they prioritize moral stances on social issues, such as their strong emotional opposition to AI and their desire to protect others. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through spontaneous struggles with routine, admitting they “just accidentally deleted” their fast and frequently changing plans based on their current mood or level of “boredom.”
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no 3L Pepsi Max, but I’d love to be the one you’re choosing to spend forever with.
- Forget the Pinterest aesthetic—you’re the only thing on my timeline that gives me that 'incredible swagger' energy.
- I’d never treat you like a capitalist whore, but I’d definitely work overtime just to be the 'Mary' to your 'Juan.'
- I’m not a professional artist, but I’d love to be the watercolor to your Fiona Apple lyrics—completely messy and deeply obsessed with you.
- I promise I’m a better friend than you are—I’ll actually reply quickly, especially if you’re sending me pictures of your cat 'rioting' after a brush.
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Your new Twitter bio
Black trans artist and Fiona Apple enthusiast. When I’m not gaming or painting watercolors, I’m probably debating the environmental impact of AI. They/them.– @b0nef1res
Your signature cocktail
The High-Functioning Orphan’s 3L Fizz
This experimental, high-voltage cocktail captures Boze's 'cross faded' energy and their self-described status as a “functional adult”. The Pepsi Max base is non-negotiable, as they claim it’s “me and my 3L Pepsi max forever”, while the overproof rum reflects their need for “hard drugs” to block out the horrors. Activated charcoal turns the drink a deep black to honor their “blk” identity and cynical outlook, whereas the bitter wormwood represents the “trauma FROM therapy” they navigate daily. Finally, a cute ladybug garnish pays homage to their soft side: “Wym a little ladybug wants to follow me. Lemme follow them too tf”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Boze demonstrates a sharp, self-preservational edge and a strong sense of group identity, frequently curating their environment to exclude those who don't fit their criteria, such as “MINORS, FATPHOBES & BIGOTS DNF !”. They exhibit the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and strategic thinking regarding their own recovery and identity, noting, “it’s easier said than done to not relapse into restricting” while maintaining a focus on specific, self-set goals like “hitting my first Gw this week”. Their ambition is channeled through a disciplined, albeit disordered, mastery over their body and social circle, shown when they admit “Self hatred is time consuming” but continue to drive toward personal milestones. This combination of intense loyalty to their specific community and a ruthless, analytical approach to their own perceived flaws aligns most closely with the house of ambition and self-preservation.
Your movie
Your song
Every Single Night - Fiona Apple
Given the user's explicit admiration for the artist, stating “I miss Fiona Apple the idler wheel was the best thing to happen to me”, this track perfectly captures their internal struggle with an overactive, self-critical mind. The lyrics mirror their frequent mentions of mental health battles and self-sabotage, such as when they post, “Self hatred is time consuming” or describe “chronic dissociation” as a death of the self. The song’s focus on the intense 'rumbling' of the brain aligns with their admission that “everything in me screams ‘cut yourself,’” while still trying to function as an adult. Ultimately, Every Single Night reflects the volatile intersection of their trauma, chronic pain, and the desire to simply 'be' despite the “horrors” they face.
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