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Your Simpsons character
This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, affectionate with friends, very online, and constantly oscillating between self-deprecating drama and goofy confidence. They have Bart’s over-the-top melodrama and flair for disaster, like when they say “Foi péssimo, horrível, horroroso, tenebroso, humilhante, desgastante, odioso, assustador” and “Pai nosso me enterra, o zero q eu vou tirar nessa prova de química nn tá escrito”, which mirrors Bart’s school struggles and theatrical reactions. At the same time, they show Bart-like hype and mischief in posts such as “CURVEM SE DIANTE À MIM 😭💥💥”, “TO DE VOLTA FMLKKKKKKK 💥💥”, and their joking threat in “O PRIMEIRO QUE FALAR DE PRESIDÊNCIA ANTES DO MEU CASAMENTO… VAI SER ESFAQUEADO (no minecraft)”. Their deep attachment to fandoms and friends, seen in threads like “Duplas que são eu e o @eNechter pq eu amo meu filhote — A thread” and their many character ships, matches Bart’s surprisingly soft side beneath the prankster exterior. Overall, the high-energy chaos, school angst, gaming obsession, and loud emotional reactions fit Bart far better than the more earnest Lisa or the more resigned Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-report as ENFJ in the tweet “° Qual o seu? ☆ ♡°Signo: Aquário ☆°Chalé: Nao sabo ♡°Elemento Paranormal: Sangue ☆°Soldado, Poeta ou Rei: Rei ♡°Mbti: Enfj [picture] [quoted tweet]”, which already strongly suggests this type, and their behavior on the timeline matches it. Their high social energy, frequent greetings to the timeline like “BOM DIAA FML, como estamos hoje? [picture]” and “Bom dia fml, como vocês estão? [picture]”, and enjoyment of interacting with others and doing threads about people they love (“Duplas que são eu e o @eNechter pq eu amo meu filhote — A thread [2 pictures]”) indicate Extraversion. Their interests revolve around narratives, fandoms, symbolism, and future pulls in gacha games (“Pity 71, se não veio hoje, amanhã vem a minha Robin [picture]”; “Me desejem sorte, pq eu vou nela depois da Arlecchino [picture] [quoted tweet]”), which fits Intuition more than concrete, sensory detail focus. Emotion, relationships and dramatic expression dominate their tweets (e.g. “Foi péssimo, horrível, horroroso, tenebroso, humilhante, desgastante, odioso, assustador [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “Estou destruído, acabado, sem chão, está permitido chorar? [picture] [quoted tweet]”), which aligns with Feeling over detached logical analysis. Finally, they talk about school, tests, cultivation plans in games and upcoming events like their "wedding" with clear expectations and structure (“Bom dia fml, chegou a hora de me matar na frente da hoyo 💕 [picture] [quoted tweet]”; “OS CARA ANUNCIAM UMA ELEIÇÃO NA SEMANA DO MEU CASAMENTO ... VAI SER ESFAQUEADO (no minecraft) NÃO QUERO NEM SABER ESTEJA AVISADO [picture] [quoted tweet]”), suggesting a preference for Judging: planning, organizing and emotionally committing to future outcomes.

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Benjamin · he/him · 155cm strategist of chaos. Once failed a Hollow Knight boss because the laptop froze, not my skills. Genshin, QSMP & study breaks.– @b2ndy

Your signature cocktail
This bright, fizzy drink mirrors Benjamin’s chaotic FML energy and lovebot vibes, starting with sparkling pink guava soda for their soft, pink aesthetic and their bio as a “#guapoduo lovebot”. Maracujá syrup stands in for their favorite drink and intense feelings, inspired by their profile: “fav drink : pepsi e suco de maracujá”. A Pepsi reduction sweetens things with a nostalgic gamer edge, nodding to their hype over gacha pulls and gaming sessions like “Bom dia fml, chegou a hora de me matar na frente da hoyo 💕” and “Até o boss mais simples do hollow knight se torna a criatura mais mortalmente perigosa e difícil pq meu notebook ta TRAVANDO P UM KRLH”. The bitter herbal liqueur captures their dramatic suffering student arc and emotional rollercoasters, as in “Foi péssimo, horrível, horroroso, tenebroso, humilhante, desgastante, odioso, assustador” and “Pai nosso me enterra, o zero q eu vou tirar nessa prova de química nn tá escrito”. Finally, edible silver glitter represents the over-the-top, fireworks-level reactions they have to wins and losses alike, from “EU TIREI 7 EM QUÍMICA 😭🎉💥🎆🎆🎉💥💥 MLK” to “CURVEM SE DIANTE À MIM 😭💥💥”, making this cocktail a sparkling embodiment of their dramatic, nerdy, and affectionate Mondstadt-core personality.

Your Hogwarts House
Benjamin shows an impulsive, dramatic, and challenge‑seeking temperament that aligns most closely with Gryffindor. They frequently frame life in terms of emotional highs and risky stakes, like joking threats and over-the-top reactions, such as in “O PRIMEIRO QUE FALAR DE PRESIDÊNCIA ANTES DO MEU CASAMENTO COM O ꧁༺ 𝓻𝓸𝓲𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂ (dia 16 sexta feira) VAI SER ESFAQUEADO (no minecraft) NÃO QUERO NEM SABER ESTEJA AVISADO”. Their willingness to push through fear for the experience, like going into a terrifying game area despite nicophobia in “Eu devia ter dado ouvidos quando me falaram pra eu nn ir no Ninho profundo por causa da minha nictofobia, agr eu tô ouvindo o capeta e to com o cu na mão”, reflects classic Gryffindor "feel the fear and do it anyway" energy. They’re also openly emotional and melodramatic about school and fandom pain, as seen in “Foi péssimo, horrível, horroroso, tenebroso, humilhante, desgastante, odioso, assustador” and “Mano NAO inacreditável intankavel eu me recuso, um tiro no cu doeria menos do que essa página”, which fits the bold, heart‑on‑sleeve style of Gryffindors. Finally, Benjamin’s enthusiasm for friends and communities, like celebrating their "filhote" and addressing “fml” affectionately in “Duplas que são eu e o @eNechter pq eu amo meu filhote — A thread” and “BOM DIAA FML, como estamos hoje?”, shows the warm, socially brave, protective side that is more Gryffindor than any other house.

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A well-known song that suits Benjamin is “Traitor” by Olivia Rodrigo, capturing their dramatic, emotional, and fandom-heavy personality. They are clearly very expressive and prone to intense reactions, like when they say “Foi péssimo, horrível, horroroso, tenebroso, humilhante, desgastante, odioso, assustador” and “Vsf eu sou mt triste”, which mirrors the heightened emotional tone of the song. The way they talk about games and media with almost theatrical despair, such as “Até o boss mais simples do hollow knight se torna a criatura mais mortalmente perigosa e difícil pq meu notebook ta TRAVANDO P UM KRLH” and “F2P é uma espécie fudida msm 💔 eu nao aguento mais fazer a limpa no meu mapa e NADA do Kazuha vir”, fits the dramatic betrayal and frustration at the heart of Traitor. Their love for ships, stories and angst — like “Estou destruído, acabado, sem chão, está permitido chorar?” and “Mano NAO inacreditável intankavel eu me recuso, um tiro no cu doeria menos do que essa página” — also lines up with Olivia Rodrigo’s emotionally charged narrative style. Overall, their timeline reads like a constant rollercoaster of feelings, hyperfixations, and heartbreak, which is exactly the energy that Traitor channels.

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