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Your Simpsons character
The user’s timeline is dominated by self‑harm, suicidal thoughts, chaotic emotional outbursts and a desperate need for attention, which mirrors Moe Szyslak’s chronic depression, suicidal ideation and self‑destructive behavior. The tweet 'my dad threatened me to cut himself' and 'my parents beat me up … I am officially a #MASOCHIST' echo Moe’s frequent references to feeling beaten and hopeless. The user also says 'i love being questioned ask me questions i love yapping', reflecting Moe’s occasional frantic attempts to be heard in his bar. Posts like 'my favorite part of cutting is bleeding out its so satisfying an soothing' and 'my mom will be on vacation … she wanted me to promise i won’t hurt myself' show a pattern of self‑harm and pleading for reassurance, just as Moe constantly drinks and threatens suicide. Because of these parallel traits of self‑destruction, family dysfunction and craving for acknowledgment, Moe Szyslak is the best Simpsons match.

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The user’s tweets are dominated by personal, self‑focused statements such as "im 13 years old i hate my parents and my classmates and i also selfharm…", indicating an introverted orientation. They constantly describe concrete bodily sensations – "my vape tastes like the smell of my beans cuts" and "i feel like im on drugs when im starving myself i keep shaking and twitching" – which points to a sensing preference. Their reactions are driven by strong emotions, e.g., "i hate everyone who sexualises the ddlc dokis … i hate you i hate you so much", showing a feeling decision style. Finally, the chaotic, impulsive content like "i cant anymore with this stupid ed i have to squeez my buttcheeks apart … while crying" reflects a perceiving, unstructured lifestyle.

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17 | Anime & manga junkie, yaoi & yuri fan, budding artist. I once turned a banana into a drum solo. Sharing my mental health journey, #selfcare.– @b3b3_gl0w0m

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The ShedTwT Bloodburst is a dark, bitter‑sweet concoction that mirrors the chaotic, intense world b3b3_gl0w0m lives in. Black vodka and grenadine give the drink a midnight, blood‑red look, echoing the tweet "my favorite part of cutting is bleeding out its so satisfying" and the constant theme of self‑harm. Banana liqueur and cola nod to the user’s own words "I just found out that eating bananas and drinking coke right after makes you hella fucking nauseous" – a mix that’s both sweet and unsettling. A dash of hot sauce adds a fiery kick, capturing the "pain is dope" attitude and the love for extreme sensations. Finally, the cocktail’s flamboyant, colorful profile pays homage to their love of yaoi and yuri, as they proudly declare "i love yaoi x yuri".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly seeks personal advantage and attention, as shown by "would any beautiful rich woman consider being my sugar mommy" and "yes i ignore dnis yes i will follow yes i will comment yes i will INTERACT you cant stop me". They display manipulative behavior, e.g., "my dad threatened me to cut himself too should i make him a shtwt account". Their focus on self‑preservation and gaining influence aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning, rather than Gryffindor bravery, Hufflepuff loyalty, or Ravenclaw wisdom.

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The song 'Hurt' mirrors the raw confession in the lyric 'I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.' Tweets like 'my favorite part of cutting is bleeding out its so satisfying an soothing' and 'i survived a hanging suicide knowing that it was painless i feel like i can attempt anytime' directly echo the song’s theme of seeking relief through pain. Their description of blood smell, 'rotton blood smells fucking FOUL' and 'my dad threatened me to cut himself too' further illustrate the obsession with physical injury that the song portrays. Additionally, the repeated mentions of forced recovery and feeling trapped ('forced recovery is so sad i might actually cry') align with the lyric 'the needle tears a hole… the only thing that's real.' Overall, 'Hurt' captures the user’s self‑destructive mindset and yearning for validation of their inner anguish.

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