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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, J͎𝙰𝚈 is a defiant, 19-year-old rebel who thrives on chaos and internet subculture, often using crude humor like when they tweet “I nut like silly strings call me the nut 🥜 man ‼️”. They share Bart’s skepticism of authority and institutional failures, frequently criticizing political figures with a biting wit, such as stating “Ted Cruz a bitch always doing everything but helping Texans”. Their obsession with hype culture and rap music mirrors Bart’s love for being 'cool' and 'on-trend,' seen in their live-tweeting of a new release: “KEEP COOKING BABY KEEM”. Ultimately, J͎𝙰𝚈 embodies the high-energy, prankster spirit of The Simpsons' resident troublemaker, always ready to mock social double standards or complain about “4 puny fuckass muffins per bag”.

Your MBTI personality Type
JAY exhibits Extroverted (E) tendencies by constantly engaging with public discourse, seeking attention through follower requests, and live-tweeting reactions to events like Baby Keem's drop, as seen when he asks, “Yall should give me 10k followers instead”. His Intuitive (N) nature is shown through his focus on societal critiques, memes, and hypothetical scenarios rather than mundane daily routines, such as his commentary on “a whole other side of the internet only run by bots”. He leans toward Thinking (T) with a blunt, irreverent, and often provocative communication style, exemplified by his critique of political figures where he calls a politician a “stupid useless carrot”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his spontaneous, reactionary posting style and his flexible approach to identity and music, notably when he tells a developer to “Take your time RockStar, WE can wait another 10 years if needed”.

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Houston-based college student and music enthusiast. From debating the best Baby Keem drops to surviving the Texas power grid, I’m just here for the lemon pepper wings.– @B4BYXPLUTO

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures JAY’s bold Houston energy, using a Texas Bourbon base because they are a proud resident of the “Lone Star State” who isn't afraid to call out local leaders. The vibrant pink hue pays homage to the “#PINKTAPE” aesthetic, while the habanero heat reflects their spicy social commentary, especially when they're “cryin people in my replies trying so hard to make me offended”. To ensure maximum quality, we’ve skipped the low-tier mixers since JAY believes “Dasani is so ass” and would rather die of dehydration. Finally, the drink is served with floating stars to match their “#BABYPLUTO” persona, creating a masterpiece that even “Ai could never make”.

Your Hogwarts House
JAY consistently displays the Gryffindor traits of boldness and a confrontational nature when standing up for their beliefs, particularly regarding social justice and identity. They exhibit a fiery, unfiltered impulsiveness, whether they are calling out political figures like “Ted Cruz a bitch always doing everything but helping Texans” or challenging racial double standards by mocking those who claim “'racist' is a slur to white ppl”. Their bio explicitly states a “ɴᴏ ᴍᴇʀᴄʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ” attitude, which aligns with the house's reputation for being headstrong and unafraid of conflict. Ultimately, JAY’s tendency to voice strong opinions regardless of the backlash—seen when they laugh at people “trying so hard to make me offended”—marks them as a true Gryffindor who values courage and authenticity over tact.

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JAY’s profile is defined by an intense, energetic obsession with modern hip-hop, specifically the 'Baby Pluto' aesthetic and an unwavering loyalty to Baby Keem, as seen when he live-tweeted a release saying “KEEP COOKING BABY KEEM” and “HE'S BABY KEEM 7/7”. The song's high-octane energy and 'new generation' dominance match his Houston-based, outspoken personality and his stance against those he deems 'fake,' such as when he calls out people for being “insensitive on purpose” or criticizes those with a “skill issue”. JAY's frequent use of rap lyrics to express himself, like quoting “I do not see the confusion”, mirrors the braggadocio and sharp cultural commentary found in Family Ties. Ultimately, the track embodies his 'no mercy' attitude and his deep-rooted connection to the current rap landscape.

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