
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s an emotionally intense, hyper‑self‑aware teenager who often feels out of place and turns inward when she’s hurting. This user shows a lot of self‑criticism and body image pain, like in “i hate my chuddy fat body” and “i need to stop being fat and chopped”, which echoes Lisa’s frequent struggles with self-esteem and appearance. The dark, poetic bio and focus on scars and pain, shown in posts like “multiswiping shouldn’t hurt 😞 owieee” and “bleghhhh i hate scar shrinkage”, match Lisa’s tendency to feel emotions deeply and process them through art and introspection. Their mix of cynicism and desire for validation, like “i hate men but i also love male validation 🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔”, is very Lisa-like: critical of others but still craving connection and approval. Even their nervous energy around school, seen in “exam day wish me luck 🤞🤞”, lines up with Lisa’s anxious, high-strung student persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their bio emphasizes a niche community and high sensitivity, and they mention blocking freely and not having a DNI, which suggests a small, curated social circle rather than broad social engagement, e.g. “no dni … i block freely”. Their focus on internal feelings, body image, and existential themes instead of external events points to Intuition (N); the bio quote, “from my rotting body flowers shall grow and i am in them and that is eternity”, is metaphorical and abstract rather than concrete. They fit Feeling (F) more than Thinking because their posts center emotional pain and validation, as in “i hate my chuddy fat body” and “i hate men but i also love male validation 🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔”, with no sign of detached, logical analysis. Their life appears more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they tweet spontaneously about self-harm, exams, and body issues without any sense of structured planning, for example “im never cutting myself again i just sliced open my finger whaat the hell” and “exam day wish me luck 🤞🤞”, reacting in the moment. The combination of introspective, emotionally intense, metaphor-heavy posts and a loose, unstructured lifestyle fits INFP best among the MBTI types.

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17 | any prns | exam-day survivor who once swore off cutting after attacking my own finger | here for music, manga, and unfiltered thoughts– @b4shedb0dy

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The blackberry gin brings a dark, slightly dangerous energy, echoing their high-sw, self-destructive shtwt vibe and posts like “multiswiping shouldn’t hurt 😞 owieee”. Blood orange juice adds a vivid, cut-red brightness, mirroring both the gore-aesthetic of “old sh — a #shtwt thread 🧵🪡” and the messy chaos of “im never cutting myself again i just sliced open my finger whaat the hell”. A smoked salt rim gives bitterness and burn, reflecting their body hatred in “i hate my chuddy fat body” and the chill of “when it’s cold i’d like to die”. Rose syrup folds in the soft, romantic rot-core poetry of their bio, “from my rotting body flowers shall grow and i am in them and that is eternity,” turning decay into something oddly tender. Finally, soda water with a squeeze of lime keeps it sharp, fizzy, and a bit chaotic, channeling the exam-day nerves of “exam day wish me luck 🤞🤞” and their playful contradiction in “i hate men but i also love male validation 🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @b4shedb0dy’s posts is a sharp, self‑conscious focus on image, validation, and a kind of survivalist edge that fits Slytherin best. Their admission that they “hate men but i also love male validation” in “i hate men but i also love male validation 🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔” shows a strategic, self‑aware willingness to pursue what benefits them emotionally even when it conflicts with stated principles, which aligns with Slytherin’s pragmatic self‑preservation. The promotional thread “#moothunt #promotwt 🍮‧₊˚ ⠀:¨ ·.· ¨:⠀@b4shedb0dy ⠀ · . reb // lane ﹒ 17 … and ↻ 4 moots ⸝⸝ ifb .ᐟ ₊˚⊹ ᰔ #shedtwt #shtwt #988shtwt” shows intentional self‑branding and networking on a niche, edgy corner of Twitter, a very Slytherin way to carve out a distinct identity and social niche. Their bio line “i block freely” and the high‑sw, uncensored content stance in “old sh — a #shtwt thread 🧵🪡 #shtwt #shedtwt #slittwt #988twt” reflect hard boundaries and a protective, almost defensive posture around their space. While there are hints of vulnerability and self‑criticism in posts like “i need to stop being fat and chopped”, those feelings are channeled into cultivating a persona in an intense subcommunity rather than into open caretaking of others, which further leans away from Hufflepuff and toward Slytherin’s guarded, image‑conscious nature.

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A fitting song for them is Body Image by Mother Mother, which centers on self‑loathing, body hatred, and the desire to be different, all of which show up repeatedly in their tweets. They say things like “i hate my chuddy fat body” and “i need to stop being fat and chopped”, echoing the song’s fixation on feeling disgusting in one’s own skin. The track’s tone of dark, almost theatrical self‑critique fits with their bio quote about rotting and eternity and their high self‑harm warning: “old sh — a #shtwt thread 🧵🪡 #shtwt #shedtwt #slittwt #988twt”. Even their conflicted need for validation, like “i hate men but i also love male validation 🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔”, parallels the song’s mix of craving acceptance while despising oneself. Overall, the lyrics and mood of Body Image line up closely with their posts about scars, self‑harm, and intense body dysphoria.

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