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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark Humor: His tweet 'Hipster Asian woman from NYC who goes by she/they pronouns and masturbates 9 times a day save me' displays his knack for absurd and darkly comedic observations.
- Introspective: His poetic tweet 'Jeg roper i mørket... Europa brenner!' reveals a reflective and dramatic inner world.
- Socially Open: His invitation 'vil noen ta seg en øl på fredag' shows that he values social connection and enjoys casual meetups.
- Culturally Curious: His interest in niche topics, like 'russiske fengselssanger,' highlights his appreciation for unconventional cultural elements.
- Self-Aware: His tweet 'twitter er en forferdelig webside for forferdelige folk' reflects his awareness of the platform's flaws and his own participation in it.
Weaknesses:
- Cynicism: Calling Twitter 'en forferdelig webside for forferdelige folk' suggests a tendency toward negativity or jadedness.
- Overthinking: His reaction to being blocked, 'Like what he say fuck me for?' shows he might overanalyze social interactions.
- Melancholy: Tweets like 'I am doomed' and 'Europa brenner!' suggest a tendency toward existential despair.
- Self-Deprecation: His humor, like 'This the kinda heat that gives you grandpa nuts,' often involves making himself the butt of the joke.
- Ambivalence: His continued use of Twitter despite calling it 'forferdelig' suggests a conflicted relationship with the platform.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Benjamin's dark humor and occasional existential despair align well with Moe Szyslak's personality. Like Moe running his bar, Benjamin's tweet 'vil noen ta seg en øl på fredag' shows a social side despite his cynicism. His self-deprecating humor, as seen in 'Hipster Asian woman... save me,' mirrors Moe's frequent jabs at himself. Both have a melancholic streak, evident in Benjamin's 'I am doomed' and Moe's constant grumbling. Yet, they both have a soft, relatable core beneath the sarcasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Benjamin's introspective and analytical nature aligns with the INTP personality type. His tweet 'Europa brenner!' reflects the INTP's tendency to explore existential and philosophical themes. His humor, like 'Hipster Asian woman... save me,' shows the INTP's love for quirky, abstract ideas. His critique of Twitter, 'en forferdelig webside for forferdelige folk,' highlights his analytical and critical thinking. INTPs often blend intellect with humor, much like Benjamin does.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Russian prison song? Because I can't stop replaying you in my mind.
- Do you believe in fate? Because meeting you feels like the one thing that could save me from 'Europa brenner!'
- Are you a Friday beer? Because you're exactly what I need to unwind from this existential doom.
- Are you Twitter? Because even though you're 'forferdelig,' I can't seem to quit you.
- Are you an owl? Because you’re a wise, mysterious beauty I’d love to stay up all night with.
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Existential humorist from Norway | Lover of Russian prison songs & poetic despair | Drinks beer on Fridays, tweets doom on weekdays | Cynical but social | Low Altitude Penetrator.– @baartuah
Your signature cocktail
Doomsday Martini
The 'Doomsday Martini' captures Benjamin's dark humor and dramatic flair. Vodka nods to his love for 'russiske fengselssanger,' while blackberry liqueur adds a bittersweet touch, much like his tweet 'I am doomed.' Lemon juice provides a sharp, refreshing contrast, reflecting his sarcastic humor in 'twitter er en forferdelig webside.' Activated charcoal gives it a mysterious, dark hue, embodying his existential musings like 'Europa brenner!' It's a cocktail as complex as he is.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Benjamin's mix of dark humor, introspection, and cultural curiosity fits Slytherin's traits of cunning and ambition. His tweet 'Europa brenner!' displays a dramatic, almost theatrical flair that aligns with Slytherin's love for expression and strategy. His sarcastic critique of Twitter, 'en forferdelig webside for forferdelige folk,' shows a sharp, critical mind. While not overtly power-hungry, his existential musings suggest a desire for deeper meaning and influence. Slytherins are complex, just like Benjamin.
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Hurt - Johnny Cash
Hurt's melancholic tone and introspective lyrics align with Benjamin's existential tweets like 'I am doomed' and 'Europa brenner!' The song's exploration of pain and self-reflection mirrors his darker humor and introspective side. His appreciation for Russian prison songs also suggests a taste for somber, emotional music. The line 'What have I become?' could easily accompany his tweet 'Seeing someone having blocked me... what he say fuck me for?'
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