Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative fan: Shares OCs and fanart like “RUNAKO TABAN (RT) #oc”, “kimeya #oc”, and detailed Hazbin Hotel concepts.
- Emotionally honest: Openly discusses pain and mental health, e.g. “Being vulnerable feels like a humiliation ritual… We need to kill everyone” and “being chronically ill is not for the week… missing classes constantly”.
- Resilient patient: Manages EDS, pain spikes, and hospital visits while continuing school and work, as in “dislocated my jaw and popped it back in myself #eds moment” and “working outside in 30 degrees celsius is Not for the weak”.
- Protective advocate: Calls out harmful attitudes, like “you are not entitled to a womans body be ause you cannot reproduce” and criticizing ableist slur use in “always the disabled ppl who have never experienced ableism being the first to use the r slur”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses humor to cope, e.g. “going from a 88 to a 82 from one exam yeah okay man fuck this im becomin a stripper” and joking about tying nooses from muscle memory in “i’ve begun doing it to my shoe laces… to stim”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive ideation: Frequent references to suicide and nooses, as in “ten billion failed attempts… begun doing it to my shoe laces”, suggest ongoing risk and distress.
- Academic burnout: Talks about quitting or not finishing exams, e.g. “quitting my exam so i can go home and draw. life hack” and “you can just . not finish it!”, indicating strain and avoidance.
- Anger rumination: Holds onto resentment, such as “Pissed off tonight cuz i remember that this one girl owes me 50 dollars and my abuser owes me well over 100” and tweets like “we need to kill everyone”.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid shifts between excitement and despair, from “i’m so excited for possible vees merch drop i cried” to “Being vulnerable feels like a humiliation ritual… everyone i let myself be Me with now either left me”.
- Online overexposure: Shares highly personal trauma, medical issues, and suicidality in public threads, like “im in a horrific pain spike… i miss my voys” and the assault recovery post “the song that carried me thru the first days recovering from my assault”, which may leave them vulnerable.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a smart, emotionally intense nerd with very specific hyperfixations and strong ethics, just like this user. They’re academically inclined but burnt out, joking about quitting exams and grade drops, as in “going from a 88 to a 82 from one exam yeah okay man fuck this im becomin a stripper” and “they don’t tell you this but if you are writing an exam and you don’t fw it you can just . not finish it!”, which mirrors Lisa’s gifted-kid frustration with school. Their strong, sometimes lonely moral stances and political takes echo Lisa’s principled activism, for example “putting proshipping on the same level as necrophilia and pedophilia. you ppl are not real” and “you are not entitled to a womans body be ause you cannot reproduce 👍”. They’re also highly introspective and trauma-aware, like Lisa in her more serious episodes, shown in “Being vulnerable feels like a humiliation ritual. Because nearly every person i let myself be Me with now either left me or is on the track to. We need to kill everyone” and the candid mention of repeated attempts in “i can simply tie a noose from muscle memory due to like ten billion failed attempts”. Finally, their intense fandom brainrot and creative output—OCs, art, and deep-dive character analysis like “personal hc that velvette had EDS . she has really bad pain episodes and the voys offer as much help as they can . Yeah im projecting so what.”—matches Lisa’s combination of obsessive interests, creativity, and projection onto media.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about inner experiences, pain, niche fandoms, and art rather than parties or broad socializing, e.g. talking about feeling abandoned and inwardly hurt in “Being vulnerable feels like a humiliation ritual. Because nearly every person i let myself be Me with now either left me or is on the track to. We need to kill everyone”. Their creative focus on OCs, symbolism, and media that shaped their life points to intuition over sensing, like connecting a disturbing film to their career ambitions in “FOD is the movie that inspired me to pursue medicine and pathology funnily enough.” and describing Velvette with a projected medical headcanon in “personal hc that velvette had EDS . she has really bad pain episodes and the voys offer as much help as they can . Yeah im projecting so what.”. They clearly prioritize values and emotional perspective over detached logic, indicating feeling: they frame discourse around harm and empathy, e.g. “putting proshipping on the same level as necrophilia and pedophilia. you ppl are not real” and “you are not entitled to a womans body be ause you cannot reproduce 👍”, and explicitly disclose being a rape victim when defending nuanced views on a controversial character in “this is coming from a rape victim btw”. Their life looks chaotic and improvisational rather than tightly scheduled, leaning perceiving: they quit an exam impulsively in “quitting my exam so i can go home and draw. life hack”, openly accept missing many classes in “i’m missing classes constantly and consistently for hospital visits, physiotherapy, group counselling, etc . fuck my lifeeeeuhhhggg”, and joke about their grades crashing in “going from a 88 to a 82 from one exam yeah okay man fuck this im becomin a stripper”. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, strong values, imaginative fandom/OC focus, and messy, spur-of-the-moment choices—INFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Vox is your good-luck charm for exams, does that mean if I walk into the room in a vees sweater your grade and your heart both curve up?
- You installing fireplaces while blasting Radiohead and hyperfixating on Hazbin Hotel is wild, because I, too, am trying to cope with late-stage capitalism by putting sad guys and cartoon demons in the same mental room.
- You said chronic illness is ‘not for the week’ and you’re missing classes for hospital visits and physio—genuinely, if you ever need someone to hype your art, remind you to rest, and listen to you infodump about the vees, I’d be honoured to be in your corner.
- You: dislocating your jaw and popping it back in yourself, tying nooses from muscle memory, surviving an assault and finals week. Me: impressed, intimidated, and wondering if you’d like to channel that final boss energy into a date instead.
- You said your type is ‘evil man x woman he is absolutely whipped for beyond belief’—so, purely hypothetically, if I become insanely devoted to you, does that make you the villain or the love interest in our little hellaverse side story?
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Chloe · they/any · chronically ill med student & fireplace installer who once quit an exam to go home and draw Hazbin fanart · EN/FR– @babyIonica
Your signature cocktail
The PolyVees Pain Spike Fizz
This drink is strong but pretty, like someone who goes to work covered in sawdust while tweeting “GET ME OUT OF HERE I HATE WORKING” and then collapses from an “#eds moment”. The smoky mezcal is for their dark, slightly unhinged humour and love of deeply problematic faves, as seen in “I SHIP POLYVEES I SHIP VOXVEL I SHIP VELVAL I LIKE VALENTINO A LOT…” and “putting proshipping on the same level as necrophilia and pedophilia. you ppl are not real”. Blood orange liqueur represents the mix of glamour and violence in their Hellaverse obsession, like “the vees and angel dust……….. thinking” and the dramatic terror of “if they kill val in s3 youll never hear from me again”. Lavender honey syrup adds softness and survival, echoing the vulnerable side in “Being vulnerable feels like a humiliation ritual… We need to kill everyone” and the song that carried them through “recovering from my assault”. The sparkling rosé or pink soda is their chaotic, fandom-brained excitement—crying over merch in “i’m so excited for possible vees merch drop i cried”—while a dash of bitters nods to finals, chronic illness, and the resigned comedy of “being chronically ill is not for the week” and “going from a 88 to a 82 from one exam yeah okay man fuck this im becomin a stripper”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Chloe consistently shows intense ambition and drive, especially around her art and fandom presence: she hustles for commissions and trades with lines like “AND ILL DRAW ANYTHING!! NO LIMITS!!!!!!!! please speed i need this” and “would anyone be willing to commission me and in return trade me any character (ANY!!!) hazbin hotel trading card …..”. That same ambitious, results-focused mindset appears in school as well, where she reacts sharply to grade drops and immediately pivots to a drastic alternative, saying “going from a 88 to a 82 from one exam yeah okay man fuck this im becomin a stripper”, which shows a dramatic, self-preserving pragmatism. She also leans into controversial tastes and is unbothered by backlash, asserting “i think people vastly overreact when they find out someone likes valentino as a character… (this is coming from a rape victim btw)” and openly declaring “I SHIP POLYVEES… I LIKE VALENTINO A LOT… I DONT CARE ABOUT FANDOM DISCOURSE”, which reflects Slytherin-style defiance and comfort with moral gray areas. Her fixation on specific characters and merch — for example, “Pissed off tonight cuz i remember that this one girl owes me 50 dollars and my abuser owes me well over 100. I WANT MY MONEY FOR THE VEES MERRRRCHUH” — underlines a tenacious focus on her desires and goals. While she has traits from other houses (creativity and academic effort), the overarching pattern of ambition, sharp self-interest, and unapologetic commitment to her own tastes and survival aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
A fitting song for them is My Own Worst Enemy by Lit, because it captures chaotic humor, self‑sabotage, and resilience through pain. They constantly joke about struggling with school and choices, like when they say “going from a 88 to a 82 from one exam yeah okay man fuck this im becomin a stripper” and “they don’t tell you this but if you are writing an exam and you don’t fw it you can just . not finish it!”, which fits the song’s theme of making impulsive, messy decisions. The song’s mix of frustration and shrugging it off mirrors how they talk about chronic illness and pain, like “being chronically ill is not for the week… fuck my lifeeeeuhhhggg” and “going about my daily tasks as if one of my conditions isn’t on par pain wise with the pain of a prepared childbirth”. At the same time, their intense fandom passions and emotional spikes—“i’m so excited for possible vees merch drop i cried and got so excited i nearly tore up the mattress on my bed due to my long ass nails”—fit the reckless, over-the-top energy of the song. Overall, it reflects someone who feels like their own worst enemy yet keeps going, laughing bitterly and loudly through everything.
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