Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly labels herself a “serial addict” and questions her own state, like wondering if feeling healthy is recovery or mania in “why do i feel so healthy as of late is it a) me getting better or b) mania”.
- Honest: Very candid about drugs, debt, and mental health, e.g. admitting spending transport money on vodka in “ive just been lent transport money... tell me why i spent 15 quid of it on vodka. do i kms fr”.
- Darkly-humorous: Uses humor to cope with distress, such as joking about being desperate in “drugtwt rejoice i found 3 near empty baggies ate them out this is how desperate i am XD”.
- Resilient: Keeps going despite hospital stays and heavy issues, as hinted in “hopital” and later posts celebrating being out, safe, and on meds in “im out of my bfs and back on my meds”.
- Seeking-safety: Expresses relief at leaving harmful situations and being safe at home, like “hes gone im home alone and safe and at peace i have ket and my best friend everything is beautiful”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance-dependence: Frequent drug use and craving, e.g. “please please please i need drugs someone give me a gram ♡” and repeated ket/coke posts.
- Financial-impulsivity: Spending needed money on substances despite overdraft, such as “im gonna buy a bottle of vodka with the last 15 quid in my overdraft lmao” and “20 quid on ket in a 1k overdraft chat am i cooked”.
- Body-obsession: Fixated on weight loss and appearance, feeling unchanged after large loss in “am i the only person whos lost nearly 30kg that looks THE FUCKING SAME” and comparing 25–30kg changes in multiple posts.
- Relationship-instability: Struggles with ambivalent, painful relationship dynamics, like “i cant tell if i love him or hate him i keep switching up i cant do this” and later “i broke up with him !!”.
- Self-loathing: Describes herself harshly, calling herself “fatty idiot” in “im the biggest fatty idiot on earth” and saying “ill never be good or interesting or fun or pretty or smart and ill always fuck everything up”.
Your Simpsons character
Otto Mann
The user most closely matches Otto Mann, Springfield’s chaotic, substance-loving bus driver who masks deeper issues with nonstop partying. Their timeline is saturated with casual and compulsive drug use, like “20 quid on ket in a 1k overdraft chat am i cooked”, “just did a bump on the train”, and “drugtwt rejoice i found 3 near empty baggies ate them out this is how desperate i am XD”, which mirrors Otto’s constant intoxication and recklessness. Their self-description as a “serial addict” in “i am a serial addict i cant be sober or have any healthy coping mechanisms XD” fits Otto’s perpetual self-destructive loop and reliance on substances instead of coping skills. Like Otto, they downplay serious danger with humor, joking about overdrafts and debt in “im gonna buy a bottle of vodka with the last 15 quid in my overdraft lmao” and “drugtwt how do u afford it”. Underneath the chaos there’s clear emotional pain and instability—seen in posts like “genuinely what is the point” and “ill never be good or interesting or fun or pretty or smart and ill always fuck everything up”—which parallels Otto’s often-overlooked sadness and arrested development. Like Otto’s occasional flashes of insight, they also show small moments of self-awareness and relief, such as “im out of my bfs and back on my meds”, suggesting a chaotic but not entirely hopeless trajectory.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: although they post frequently, they emphasize feeling alone and unheard, e.g. “i love posting to absolutely no one” and "no one cares" style posts like “no one cares no one cares no one cares no one cares no one cares”, suggesting emotional venting more than social energy-seeking. Their writing is saturated with symbolism, self-concept, and pattern‑seeking rather than concrete detail, implying Intuition: they frame experiences as part of a narrative of ruin or recovery, e.g. “'it gets better' no it doesn't. however. you do get stronger.”, and talk about identity like “i am a serial addict i cant be sober or have any healthy coping mechanisms XD” rather than just describing external facts. They are distinctly Feeling-oriented, driven by emotion and relationships instead of detached logic: posts about their ex and debt such as “im in so much debt because of him... why do i lov3 him so much how am i meant to break up with the man ruining my life if hes doing it so gently” and self-worth like “ill never be good or interesting or fun or pretty or smart and ill always fuck everything up” show prioritizing feelings over rational cost‑benefit analysis. Their life appears chaotic and impulse-driven, indicating Perceiving over Judging: they repeatedly make spontaneous, unplanned choices such as “im gonna buy a bottle of vodka with the last 15 quid in my overdraft lmao”, “20 quid on ket in a 1k overdraft chat am i cooked”, and “just did a bump on the train” with no hint of structure or long‑term planning. Putting this together—introspective, identity-obsessed, emotionally expressive, and highly spontaneous—the profile most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You spending your last £15 on vodka and £20 on ket while 1k in overdraft is wild, but honestly? I’d still spot you train fare just for the honour of being the reason you *don’t* drink it this time.
- You lost nearly 30kg, still think you ‘look the same’, and yet you’re out here taking ‘scrumptious’ brunch pics and calling yourself a girlfailure — plot twist: you’re actually the main character in a recovery arc and I’d like to be a recurring love interest.
- You scraping out three near‑empty baggies and ‘eating them out’ is peak dedication, but have you considered channeling that energy into obsessively re‑dosing on my attention instead?
- You said ‘it doesn’t get better, you just get stronger’ — hot take: it *does* get better when you’re home, safe, back on your meds, and letting someone cook you a 3‑ingredient meal that isn’t just vodka, ket, and self‑loathing. I volunteer as tribute.
- You, high and drunk tweeting ‘life is beautiful everything is a gift and I want to live forever’ is so Sylvia Plath meets Skins — let me be the unproblematic side character who holds your hair back, rolls your lines straight, and reminds you you’re already art without the hospital bracelet.
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Your new Twitter bio
21 | UK | recovering chaos enthusiast, part-time brunch critic, once did a ket bump on a train and still caught my stop on time. harm reduction always.– @babyr0tting
Your signature cocktail
Melancholy Girlfailure on the Rocks
This Melancholy Girlfailure on the Rocks starts with a messy vodka base, nodding to their habit of blowing their last cash on booze, like when they said they were going to buy a bottle with the last money in their overdraft “im gonna buy a bottle of vodka with the last 15 quid in my overdraft lmao” and wondering if they should drink instead of use transport money “ive just been lent transport money... tell me why i spent 15 quid of it on vodka. do i kms fr”. The blue curaçao with saline captures ketamine-blue euphoria and dissociation, echoing their giddy relationship with K “I HAVE K I HAVE K I HAVE K LIFE IS GOOD” and “everyone get excited melancholy girl has ket”. Diet tonic with bitter lemon mirrors edtwt brainrot and body-image spirals, like not counting alcohol calories “im the biggest fatty idiot on earth but i cant bring myself to count alcohol calories” and feeling unchanged after big weight loss “25kg difference can anyone even tell lmao”. The crushed ice with silver glitter reflects their chaotic, high-energy, slightly manic sparkle, matching lines and bumps on nights out “cheeky line x” and “just did a bump on the train”. Finally, the half-melted marshmallow garnish represents the soft, vulnerable core under all the chaos, like being out of his house and finally safe “at least im out of his house i was going to die there i fear” and finding fleeting peace in tiny comforts “hes gone im home alone and safe and at peace i have ket and my best friend everything is beautiful”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong impulsiveness and recklessness, classic Gryffindor traits taken to a self-destructive extreme. They repeatedly make high‑risk, spur‑of‑the‑moment choices, like proudly admitting, “just did a bump on the train” and “im gonna buy a bottle of vodka with the last 15 quid in my overdraft lmao”, which signal acting first and dealing with consequences later. There’s also a kind of dark bravado in joking about their own spiral, such as “20 quid on ket in a 1k overdraft chat am i cooked” and “drugtwt rejoice i found 3 near empty baggies ate them out this is how desperate i am XD”, which reflects a fearless, almost performative attitude toward danger. Even in emotional turmoil, they confront situations head‑on rather than withdrawing, like deciding to leave a harmful relationship in “at least im out of his house i was going to die there i fear” and later affirming “i broke up with him !!”. The mix of chaotic risk‑taking, emotional intensity, and a willingness to leap into pain instead of avoiding it aligns most closely with Gryffindor’s impulsive courage rather than the calculation of Slytherin, the steadiness of Hufflepuff, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Carnivore - Starset (covering Starset/Starset-style)
A song like "Carnivore" by Starset fits them because it captures self-destructive coping, body hatred, and feeling like your own worst enemy. Their bio, "fucked up bpd girlfailure", and posts like "genuinely what is the point" echo the song’s themes of internalized loathing and wanting to tear yourself apart from the inside. The desperation and addiction in tweets such as "please please please i need drugs someone give me a gram ♡" and "20 quid on ket in a 1k overdraft chat am i cooked" mirror the song’s sense of being consumed by your own impulses. Their eating disorder and body-image struggles in posts like "am i the only person whos lost nearly 30kg that looks THE FUCKING SAME" and "25kg difference can anyone even tell lmao" align with lyrics about wanting to "cut out the part of you" that you hate. At the same time, there are flickers of wanting things to be beautiful and safe, like "hes gone im home alone and safe and at peace i have ket and my best friend everything is beautiful", which fits the song’s tortured push-pull between survival and self-destruction.
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