Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and admiration for characters and people, e.g. calling Reo, Gojo, Choso, Sukuna and others “meu homem”, “meu marido”, “minha mulher”, showing warm attachment.
- Humorous: Uses exaggeration and capslock for comedic effect, like the long “KKKKKKKKKK…” tweet and joking about “a dança culposa, onde não há intenção de dançar KKKKKKKKK MDS 💔”.
- Fandom‑passionate: Engages deeply with multiple fandoms (JJK, BTS/Yoongi/Tae, Genshin, FNAF, Naruhina, K‑pop), often reacting intensely like “MEU YOON TÁ VOLTANDOOOO” and “OMG NARUHINA 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”.
- Socially‑aware: Calls out limited views on sexuality and defends LGBTQIA+ diversity, e.g. the rant against people who only recognize gay/lesbian/bi and get more openly prejudiced during Pride month.
- Expressive: Shares feelings openly (excitement, frustration, affection, pain), like talking about cramps, stress with bills, joy over a dress, and anxiety about games and profile themes.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Uses harmful and suicidal expressions when overwhelmed, such as “espero que eu morra mesmo” and “vou me mqta” during academic and personal stress.
- Emotionally‑reactive: Shows intense mood swings over daily problems (Vivo bill issues, ex texting, game not working, cramps) leading to all‑caps rants and strong language like “VIVO FUDIDA…” and “vsf me deixa gozar caralho”.
- Account‑restless: Frequently talks about changing themes, packs, and even wanting to deactivate, e.g. “vou ver como meu perfil fica no tema branco”, “tô me segurando pra não mudar de pack dnv”, and “dá uma vontade de desativar a conta 💔”.
- Conflict‑prone: Responds to disagreements and annoyances with aggressive wording and insults, like telling someone “vai tomar no meio do seu cu” and celebrating blocks with “ganhei um block 😝”.
- Overwhelmed‑often: Regularly mentions being exhausted by school work, health, bills, and social media, e.g. “não aguento mais fazer prova e trabalho vou me mqta”, cramps tweets, and frustration about not seeing followers.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, dramatic, funny, and constantly oscillating between clowning around and real emotional turbulence. Their horny, irreverent humor and fixation on fictional crushes is very Bart-coded, like when they tweet “nossa gojo deixa eu sentar na sua cara 😔🥺” and “vsf me deixa gozar caralho”. They lean into being loud, over-the-top and a bit rebellious, as seen in “com todo respeito, vai tomar no meio do seu cu, se pra vc só existe gay, lésbica e bissexual…” and the all-caps rants about VIVO and bills like “VIVO FUDIDA DIZENDO QUE NÃO FIZ O PAGAMENTO SE EU TENHO O COMPROVANTEEEEE”. At the same time, there’s an undercurrent of vulnerability and burnout in tweets such as “espero que eu morra mesmo”, “dá uma vontade de desativar a conta 💔”, and “não aguento mais fazer prova e trabalho vou me mqta”, mirroring Bart’s tendency to hide genuine distress behind jokes and attitude. Their fandom obsession, impulsivity (constantly changing profile/theme, re-downloading apps), and tendency to turn everything into a bit all map well onto Bart’s mix of mischief, sarcasm, and secretly soft core.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly outward-facing, constantly addressing mutuals (e.g., “oi moots”), reacting to others’ posts, and sharing intense emotional states publicly like “eh ex mandando msg, eh a vivo dando uma de puta dizendo que não paguei a fatura…” rather than keeping things private. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they’re drawn to fandoms, characters, and possibilities, getting carried away in imaginative parasocial dynamics and dramatic exaggerations such as “mostrei a foto do satoru falando 'oh mãe meu marido'...” and hyperbolic reactions like “NOSSA SSNODRA ISSO TA ACABANDO COM A MJNHA SANIDADE”, showing big-picture emotional narratives more than concrete detail analysis. The heavy emphasis on personal feelings, values, and social justice indicates Feeling: they passionately defend LGBTQIA+ identities in “com todo respeito, vai tomar no meio do seu cu, se pra vc só existe gay, lésbica e bissexual…” and often center their own emotional and physical state, as in “CÓLICA INFERNAL” and “espero que eu morra mesmo”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: they constantly change themes and aesthetics (“nao acredito q baixei dnv o twt colorido só pra combinar com meu perfil 🙄”, “tô me segurando pra não mudar de pack dnv”), complain about chaos and last-minute stress like “não aguento mais fazer prova e trabalho vou me mqta”, and act on impulse (e.g., “era só um vinhozinho”) rather than projecting a structured, planned lifestyle. Altogether, this blend of outward emotional expression, imaginative fandom engagement, value-driven rants, and spontaneous behavior best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying ‘MEU HOMEM’ about Gojo, Choso, Sukuna and half of JJK… but have you considered a plot twist where I steal the role of ‘meu meu meu’ for real?
- You said your Genshin stopped working on the notebook and you had to download it on your phone—if your Hoyoverse ever crashes again, I volunteer to be your new daily login reward.
- When you tweeted ‘espero que eu morra mesmo’ and later ‘real preciso dormir’, it lowkey worried me—can I apply to be the annoying partner who reminds you to eat, rest, and stay just as beautiful as ‘reo mikage’ in your bio?
- You became ‘mãe de pintinho’ and still have to deal with Vivo, ex texting, and cólica infernal… honestly, with that much lore you’re basically a main character. Can I be your chaotic love interest in this anime?
- You’re out here screaming ‘QUE HOMEM LINDO VC EH’ for Tae and ‘te amo choso’, getting humilhado pelo Zai, and threatening to desativar a conta—how about we make a deal: I flirt with you shamelessly, you stay online, and we both pretend this isn’t another jjk +18 figure recommendation from AliExpress.
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19 • he/they • survives on anime husbands, K‑pop comebacks & Genshin crashes. Once called Gojo my ‘husband’ and my mom asked why I married a corpse.– @bachibee_
Your signature cocktail
Migake Reo Meltdown Martini
This cocktail is bright, clingy, and a little unhinged—just like someone who tweets “eu to ficando louco” and “tá difícil escrever só com uma mão 💔💔”. Passion fruit vodka stands for their dramatic, romantic thirsting over 2D men like “nossa gojo deixa eu sentar na sua cara 😔🥺” and “TAE QUE HOMEM LINDO VC EH”. Blue curaçao mirrors the anime/gamer vibes and their love for JJk, Genshin and Choso in tweets like “te amo choso” and “meu genshin simplesmente parou de funcionar”. Guava juice adds a tropical softness that hides the chaos behind lines like “bom dia 🌷” and “coisa mais linda q eu comprei 🥺🥺”. Spicy ginger syrup is for their sharp, zero-tolerance attitude in “com todo respeito, vai tomar no meio do seu cu…” and their rage at the phone company in “VIVO FUDIDA DIZENDO QUE NÃO FIZ O PAGAMENTO”. Finally, edible glitter captures their constant aesthetic tweaking—“nao acredito q baixei dnv o twt colorido só pra combinar com meu perfil 🙄”—and the chaotic screaming energy of “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest throughline in @bachibee_’s tweets is intense emotional impulsiveness and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they feel in the moment, which aligns most with Gryffindor. They openly call out prejudice around queer identities with aggressive, confrontational language — for example, “com todo respeito, vai tomar no meio do seu cu, se pra vc só existe gay, lésbica e bissexual, eh pq sua visão eh tão limitada que deve ser incapaz até de entender o próprio cu direito pq no mês do orgulho as pessoas ficam mais confortáveis pra serem preconceituosas e fdp? vsf”, which shows moral courage and a readiness to fight perceived injustice head‑on. Their posts often show raw, unfiltered reactions and dramatic intensity, such as “eh ex mandando msg, eh a vivo dando uma de puta dizendo que não paguei a fatura SENDO QUE EU TENHO O COMPROVANTE, cólica, dor no estômago pq não comi nada, tontura tbm vsf” and “não aguento mais fazer prova e trabalho vou me mqta”, suggesting a hot‑blooded, act‑first‑vent‑first temperament typical of Gryffindors. Even in lighter contexts, they lean into boldness and shameless passion — like their very explicit thirst tweets “nossa gojo deixa eu sentar na sua cara 😔🥺” and “vsf me deixa gozar caralho” — showing a comfort with taking emotional and social risks publicly. While there are hints of loyalty and softness toward moots and favorite characters, the dominant traits are courage to speak out, emotional intensity, and impulsiveness, which are more characteristic of Gryffindor than the other houses.
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Your song
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
A well-suited song for @bachibee_ is Bad Romance by Lady Gaga, because their timeline mixes intense obsession, playful thirst, drama, and self-deprecating humor in a very extra, over-the-top way. They constantly fawn over their 2D/3D husbands like Gojo, Reo, and others, with tweets such as “nossa gojo deixa eu sentar na sua cara 😔🥺” and “quero morder este homem”, mirroring the song’s dramatic, almost unhealthy romantic fixation. Their emotional swings and dark humor, like “espero que eu morra mesmo” and “dá uma vontade de desativar a conta 💔”, fit the song’s theme of wanting love even when it hurts and feels chaotic. They’re also very bold and unapologetic about sex and desire, as seen in “vsf me deixa gozar caralho” and “o problema dele eh excesso de gostosura 🫦🫦🫦🫦”, which aligns with Gaga’s theatrical sensuality. Overall, their mix of fandom obsession, queer energy, dark humor, and romantic chaos feels perfectly captured by the dramatic vibe of Bad Romance.
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