Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for teams and players like Jaylen Brown and Drake Maye in tweets such as “Jaylen Brown is top 3 argue with a wall” and “DRAKE MAYE IS THE BEST QUARTERBACK OF ALL TIME. DM10>TB12”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings, from joy to frustration, as in “Worst day of my life” and “High Anxiety 2slimey 10/10 This is one of the few moments in human history where I am a hundred percent convinced an artist has touched heaven”.
- Self‑aware humor: Uses self-deprecating jokes like “Im such a fat fucking chud” and “My life is an r/kitchencels post i just walked home in 38 degree weather while eating 6 ice cream sandwiches” to reflect on their own habits.
- Loyal supporter: Defends favorite artists and players, e.g. “RESPECT JAYLEN BROWN” and “I’ll never get over how theres real human beings on this planet who say that the pedophile rapist is better than 2slimey”.
- Engaged gamer: Actively participates in multiple games and gacha communities, with tweets like “Cookie Run Kingdom Makes Me Angrier Than When I Play Hoyo Games” and “#NowDownloading VALORANT”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive or insulting wording, such as “Have you ever seen someone so fucking stupid” and “pf players genuinely think they deserve to live”.
- Hostile humor: Jokes often target others in a demeaning way, like “you can tell CRK devs think they deserve to live” and “becca blooms head is so fucking long bra”.
- Violent rhetoric: Uses exaggerated violent phrasing about real people, for example “KILL PATS LINEBACKER COACH”, which can come across as extreme even if meant jokingly about sports.
- Negative self‑talk: Describes themselves in harsh terms, as in “Im such a fat fucking chud” and “My chud life is coal”, which may reinforce low self-image.
- Crude expression: Leans on vulgar or provocative lines (e.g. “Whatever bro i got a foot fetish anyways”) that can limit how seriously others take their commentary.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, juvenile vulgarity, and surprising bursts of sincerity. Like Bart, they lean into edgy, over-the-top language and self-deprecation, calling themselves a “fat fucking chud” in “Im such a fat fucking chud” and joking about their own social awkwardness in “girl touched my hand and it flinched”. Their timeline is full of loud, sports-obsessed hype and trolling energy, like “DRAKE MAYE IS THE BEST QUARTERBACK OF ALL TIME. DM10>TB12” and “KILL PATS LINEBACKER COACH”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, drama-seeking side. At the same time, there’s a genuine fanboy heart under the chaos: they gush about artists and players in posts like “High Anxiety 2slimey 10/10 This is one of the few moments in human history where I am a hundred percent convinced an artist has touched heaven” and “RESPECT JAYLEN BROWN”. Even their bio — “🍉free palestine” — hints at a rebellious, cause-driven streak, reminiscent of Bart’s occasional moral core beneath his prankster exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with broad audiences, comment on public events, and joke as if they’re performing for a crowd, e.g. “I sit on fortnite all day looking at the weeknd do hatsune miku emotes” and openly clowning others like “Have you ever seen someone so fucking stupid as to say the snowstorm was a gimmick for people to panic buy”. Their interests and tweets suggest Intuition (N): they’re drawn to narratives, media, and big-picture takes (sports legacies, fandoms, game meta, political/ethical stances like “🍉free palestine | banner by @kurrrto” and dramatic exaggerations like “This is one of the few moments in human history where I am a hundred percent convinced an artist has touched heaven”), rather than practical how‑to details. They come across as Thinking (T): their style is blunt, confrontational, and often insulting or mocking, e.g. “pf players genuinely think they deserve to live” and “becca blooms head is so fucking long bra”, prioritizing sharp takes over harmony. Finally, they show a Perceiving (P) preference: they embrace chaos and spontaneity—overeating and calling themselves a chud in “My life is an r/kitchencels post i just walked home in 38 degree weather while eating 6 ice cream sandwiches”, jumping impulsively between games and media like “dropping wuwa on my phone i need new gacha FC”, and dramatic, in‑the‑moment sports reactions such as “DRAKE MAYE IS THE BEST QUARTERBACK OF ALL TIME. DM10>TB12”. Altogether, this mix of high-energy social expression, big-picture hyperbole, argumentative bluntness, and loose, reactive lifestyle fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “girl touched my hand and it flinched” — let me try again, but this time it’s just us arguing whether Jaylen Brown is top 3 while I’m still holding your hand.
- If you can sit on Fortnite all day watching The Weeknd do Hatsune Miku emotes, you can definitely sit with me while we queue VALORANT and you hard-carry my chud ass through ranked.
- You called yourself a fat chud after walking home in 38° eating six ice cream sandwiches, but honestly, anyone who treats 2slimey’s ‘High Anxiety’ like touching heaven is already my type of emotionally literate menace.
- Mahoyo ep 5 might be scary as hell, but not as scary as me asking: when Drake Maye wins MVP and Jaylen drops 40, can I be the one you text in all caps about it?
- You grind four classes, rage at Cookie Run Kingdom, and still have time to tweet ‘ITS CHICAGOOOOOOO’ and ‘free palestine’ — that’s franchise player energy. I’m just trying to sign a lifetime deal as your PF: Personal Fan.
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Sports-obsessed student, gacha enjoyer & aspiring analyst. Once walked home in 38° weather eating 6 ice cream sandwiches and called it ‘training.’– @baconboul2
Your signature cocktail
The Chud Slime Freeze
Watermelon vodka nods to their 🍉 bio and the unapologetic internet-brained swagger behind lines like “Im such a fat fucking chud”. Matcha liqueur comes straight from their performative seasonal era of “drinking a pumpkin spice matcha latte im really the goat of this performative shit”. Spiced cold-brew reflects late-night grind energy and the rage-gamer vibe of “Cookie Run Kingdom Makes Me Angrier Than When I Play Hoyo Games”. Blue sports drink ice cubes honor their obsessive fandom from “RESPECT JAYLEN BROWN” to “DRAKE MAYE IS THE BEST QUARTERBACK OF ALL TIME. DM10>TB12”. The dash of chili bitters captures the unfiltered, occasionally violent hyperbole of “KILL PATS LINEBACKER COACH” and the footnote-weirdness of “Whatever bro i got a foot fetish anyways”, making the drink loud, slightly unhinged, and impossible to forget.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness, emotional intensity, and willingness to loudly stand on their beliefs. Their bio explicitly stakes out a political stance – “🍉free palestine” – which signals a readiness to publicly align with a cause despite controversy. They’re impulsive, dramatic, and confrontational in tone, for example in “KILL PATS LINEBACKER COACH” and “pf players genuinely think they deserve to live”, where they exaggerate aggressively rather than staying reserved or diplomatic. Their sports fandom reads as ride-or-die and emotionally charged, like “RESPECT JAYLEN BROWN” and “Jaylen Brown is top 3 argue with a wall”, showing that once they pick a side or a player, they defend them loudly and stubbornly. Even in self-deprecating posts such as “Im such a fat fucking chud” and “my life is an r/kitchencels post i just walked home in 38 degree weather while eating 6 ice cream sandwiches”, there’s a reckless, performative courage in how openly they present their flaws. This combination of outspoken conviction, intense ride-or-die loyalty, and a tendency toward dramatic, sometimes reckless expression aligns most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
0 to 100 / The Catch Up - Drake
A song that moves between confident flexing and introspective late-night thoughts fits them perfectly, especially with how often they go from loud sports takes to self-deprecating jokes. Their timeline swings from extreme hype like “DRAKE MAYE IS THE BEST QUARTERBACK OF ALL TIME. DM10>TB12” and “ITS CHICAGOOOOOOO” to vulnerable humor such as “girl touched my hand and it flinched” and “My life is an r/kitchencels post i just walked home in 38 degree weather while eating 6 ice cream sandwiches”. They clearly live in high-energy fandoms—Celtics, Patriots, wrestling, games, and niche music—captured in posts like “Jaylen Brown is top 3 argue with a wall” and “my ears are simply receptacles for 2slimey’s greatness”, mirroring Drake’s braggadocious side. At the same time, the reflective tone of The Catch Up fits their late-night, slightly existential posting, like “all my day 1s have lives now” and their joking self-criticism in “Im such a fat fucking chud”. That constant flip between "I’m that guy" and "I’m a mess" is exactly the emotional range Drake plays with in this track.
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